... This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe. The clerk says it will be $10. But I...
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Sep 8, 1999 10:17 pm
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... One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she...
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... A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you." she said...
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Sep 9, 1999 6:37 pm
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... Men Q & A 1. Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius. 2. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have...
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... A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist's advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was...
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Sep 10, 1999 4:57 pm
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... Late one evening a drunk staggered into the YMCA and asked to be put up for the night. The arrangements were made and he staggered to his room where he...
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... Happiness is seeing your boss' picture...on the back of a milk carton! The best way to get on your feet is to get off your ass. I fight poverty - I work! ...
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Sep 11, 1999 7:55 pm
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... A young girl who was a heavy smoker invested in a cigarette lighter to economize in matches. After a short time it began to give trouble. So she spoke to a...
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... SITUATION ADAPTABILITY EVALUATION FOR MILITARY MID-MANAGEMENT PERSONNEL This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of mid-management military...
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Sep 12, 1999 8:11 pm
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... Subject: Re: `Silly' first aid From: "Kent E. Willyard" <willyard@...> Newsgroups: misc.emerg-services ... I found this on the 'Net awhile back;...
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Sep 12, 1999 8:12 pm
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Count me in!! ... I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old ...
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Sep 12, 1999 8:14 pm
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... In a Biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I ...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 13, 1999 6:11 pm
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... There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me ...
Doug's Jokes
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... PETER MARSHALL'S LIST OF FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM "HOLLYWOOD SQUARES" 1. According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies,...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 14, 1999 8:20 pm
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... Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a ...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 14, 1999 8:20 pm
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... Chick Drinks.....(and a few Gay Men) Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 15, 1999 5:17 pm
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... SITUATION ADAPTABILITY EVALUATION FOR MILITARY MID-MANAGEMENT PERSONNEL This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of mid-management military...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 15, 1999 5:18 pm
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I'm not even gonna ask about you folks' experiences... ... A pilot made an emergency landing when a suspect device was detected on a jet packed with British...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 16, 1999 6:01 pm
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... Q: Why did the Clintons name their dog Buddy? A: Because you can't yell, "Come, Spot!" in the White House anymore. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 16, 1999 6:01 pm
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... A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 17, 1999 9:19 pm
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Well folks, now that I'm settled in after all the happenings of the summer, it's time to give you all a bit of an update. As you know, I spent my summer on a...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 17, 1999 9:19 pm
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First of a theme... ... A man is eating in an elegant restaurant, seated at the next table is a gorgeous blonde. He has been checking her out all night, but...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 17, 1999 9:19 pm
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... A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 17, 1999 9:19 pm
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Some interesting spam to pass along. (Remember, never buy ANYTHING from a spammer.) ... Now any man, regardless of age, can easily learn: * To be...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 18, 1999 7:41 pm
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... Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: Tommy Lee's---Camp Kickachickee Lorena Bobbit's---Camp Cutaweewee Tanya Harding---Camp Whackaneenee ...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 18, 1999 7:42 pm
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... A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 19, 1999 5:31 pm
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... Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young lady sits down at the other end and orders a martini. Stunned by her beauty, the two guys...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 19, 1999 5:31 pm
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... Around The Corner: By Henson Towne Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 19, 1999 5:31 pm
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from http://www.theonion.com/onion3001w/marijuana.html ... MARIJUANA LINKED TO SITTING AROUND AND GETTING HIGH The National Institute of Health released the...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 20, 1999 3:47 pm
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... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is...
