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971	... IT IS SHORT AND EFFECTIVE ... COMMON. DO NOT CHEAT - IF YOU CHEAT THE TEST WILL BE NO GOOD I PROMISED THERE WILL NO TRICKS IN THIS TEST. ... IN THE...	Gloria Grillo cirimar@...	Feb 1, 2000 2:52 pm
972	http://www.zagat.com/help/outtakes.asp ____________________________________________________________________ Get free email and a permanent address at...	Susanova ssn_ova@...	Feb 1, 2000 6:35 pm
973	Understanding Engineers-Take One ******************************* Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 1, 2000 9:12 pm
974	Navajo Wisdom About 1966 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts near Tuba City where the terrain of the Navajo...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 1, 2000 10:51 pm
975	See http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/4199/amish.htm Also, an Amish laptop: http://www.mystique.net/faq.html...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 2, 2000 9:19 pm
976	A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," lets her. A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 7, 2000 1:38 am
977	A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 10, 2000 7:46 am
978	My uncle spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 10, 2000 7:46 am
979	PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work...	J. R. Molloy jr@...	Feb 6, 2000 4:03 am
980	... ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com [This message contained attachments]...	Nicole Tennin writethisway@...	Feb 12, 2000 7:37 pm
981	Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 13, 2000 10:44 am
982	[This message contained attachments]...	Gloria Grillo cirimar@...	Feb 11, 2000 4:51 pm
983	Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? Here is a simple experiment that will...	J. R. Molloy jr@...	Feb 5, 2000 4:19 am
984	The Worst Country-Western Songs (yep.... these are for real) 1. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 2. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. I've Been...	J. R. Molloy jr@...	Feb 5, 2000 4:30 am
985		George Johnson kendley@...	Feb 5, 2000 11:52 pm
986	Gates does represent some considerable advance on Hitler, but is nevertheless intolerably totalitarian in his own way and has therefore got to be stopped. ...	J. R. Molloy jr@...	Feb 6, 2000 2:26 am
987	1040 XTRAEZ TAX FORM _______________________________________________________________ 1. How much money did you make? $____________ 2. Send it to...	J. R. Molloy jr@...	Feb 6, 2000 3:40 am
988	Monica Lewinsky (on CNN's Larry King Live discussing her miraculous Jenny Craig weight-loss) : "I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me"...	OccasionalAngel OccasionalAngel@...	Feb 7, 2000 3:17 am
989	For those who have trouble completing projects and for those who think they have never actually achieved anything ultimately meaningful: ...	J. R. Molloy jr@...	Feb 7, 2000 4:52 am
990	these could be useful. Useful English System conversions/units: Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2.4 miles of Yale University...	J. R. Molloy jr@...	Feb 9, 2000 4:25 am
991	... [This message contained attachments]...	Gloria Grillo cirimar@...	Feb 14, 2000 7:35 pm
992	Calling In Sick Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion,...	OccasionalAngel OccasionalAngel@...	Feb 16, 2000 8:19 am
993	Rules for driving in Boston 1) When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow oncoming traffic to pass. 2) Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he...	LNG0728@...	Feb 16, 2000 12:13 pm
994		Gloria Grillo cirimar@...	Feb 16, 2000 12:42 pm
995	Their Ancestors The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 18, 2000 3:02 am
996	Last Rites The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how ...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 18, 2000 3:03 am
997	... [This message contained attachments]...	Tereza Pan t.c.pan@...	Feb 18, 2000 5:19 am
998	Ad campaign for a Brazilian internet company Subject: Ad campaign for a Brazilian internet company http://www.duplo.org/wille/ ... Ad campaign for a Brazilian...	Tereza Pan t.c.pan@...	Feb 18, 2000 5:22 am
999	A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,...	Sasha Chislenko sasha1@...	Feb 20, 2000 5:35 am
1000		George Johnson kendley@...	Feb 21, 2000 7:51 pm

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