GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-02-04 THE GROANERS Crouching behind the pyramid of cantaloupes, a bottle of vodka in one hand and a glass of tomato...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for 10-01-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY A full transcript of Thursday's presidential...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-04-04 THE ONE-LINERS The baker's bread recipe won the contest because it rose to the occasion. (Jumble: Arnold &...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-05-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin. What is a cannibal's...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 10-06-04 DAFFYNITIONS & VERBAL ABUSE Academy Awards: Idol entertainment (Waugh, Silbert & Leff) Soft Spot: The precise point where...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-07-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY Did you hear about the masochistic homosexual? He was sucker for punishment. (Mickey...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for 10-08-14 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY . Al Gore had a column in the paper yesterday,...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-09-04 THE GROANERS During the reign of Alexander the Great, a special dye was discovered which, when put on a rag...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-12-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS – Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights. Who did Frankenstein take...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-11-04 THE ONE-LINERS The best way to calm a fire-breathing dragon is to throw water on it. This is sure to cause it to...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-14-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 10-13-04 DAFFYNITIONS & VERBAL ABUSE Vampire: Hemo-goblin (Kostick Foxgrover & Pellowski) Obstetrician: a person who specializes in...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for 10-15-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Despite the lack of WMD's, President Bush insists...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-16-04 THE GROANERS One of the Tampa Bay football players who had sculled in college organized a rowing team...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-18-04 THE ONE-LINERS He used to kiss her on her lips, but it's all over now. (Marsha Coleman) Women have finally found...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-19-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test? To see if she was his type. How do...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 10-20-04 DAFFYNITIONS & VERBAL ABUSE Ski jump: A soar spot (Kostick Foxgrover & Pellowski) Breastplate: the film taken out of the...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-21-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY A good girl keeps her eye on the clock; a bad girl keeps her eye on the calendar....
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-22-04 THE GROANERS A surgical patient was given the usual postoperative instructions. That night she called,...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for `10-23-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Listen, my children, and you shall hear Of the...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-25-04 THE ONE-LINERS When Queen Elizabeth the First was greeted by the Lord Mayor of London with "Hail to the Queen!"...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-26-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS Knock knock. Who's there. Zombies. Zombies who? Zombies make honey and zombies don't. ...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 10-27-04 DAFFYNITIONS & VERBAL ABUSE Alcohol: A liquid that will preserve everything except secrets (Leopold Fechtner) Alimony: A...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-28-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY When a corpulent spinster named Snow Was approached by a dwarf for a blow, She...
There is a head-on collision on the highway 10 near Palm Springs and two young men vacationing from Boston are killed and end up in Hell. The next day, the...
'Twas the night before Halloween! 'Twas the night before Halloween and all through the crypt EVERY creature was stirring (except one bat who got gypped). The...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-29-04 THE GROANERS Bill Gorman sat at the bar with his friend. "My new novel is almost complete. But I have to find...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for 10-30-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 11-02-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS Linda Blair with great favor confessed, She’d been exorcised, thus finding rest, But alack...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 11-01-04 THE ONE-LINERS "Tell me, Holmes, what is the purpose of laxative?" "Alimentary, my dear Watson." (John S....
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