ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-01-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY Did you know that some female "entertainers" are going to open an adult entertainment...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for the week 04-02-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP OF THE WEAK Old picketer in front of White House with sign saying, "When...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-03-04 THE GROANERS When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium,...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-05-04 THE ONE-LINERS Toilet training a young child is always a matter of pot luck. (Evan Esar) Ever wonder why some...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-06-04 HOLIDAY PUNS The Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'. (George Burns) Seder: A phrase...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 04-07-04 DAFFYNITIONS Autohypnosis: Method used to stop engines from smoking. (Stan Kegel) Afrophobia: Fear of the return of 70's...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-08-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY Calling a nurse he knew after midnight, John said, "I really am sorry to call you so...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for the week 04-09-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP OF THE WEAK Saudi Arabian clerics blamed the nation's drought Friday...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-10-04 THE GROANERS Our first three babies, all girls, each weighed about seven pounds at birth. When our fourth...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-12-04 THE ONE-LINERS 1-A kiss is a noun, because it is common and proper. 2-It's a pronoun, because "she" stands for...
Integrity Is Like Oxygen The Higher You Go The Less There Is. ... At next years Academy Awards presentation, France will be getting a special Oscar for Best...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-14-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES What do you use to clean a tuba? A tuba toothpaste. (Danielle, 11) How do you...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-14-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES What do you use to clean a tuba? A tuba toothpaste. (Danielle, 11) How do you...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 04-21-04 DAFFYNITIONS Politician: A guy who makes an issue of himself. (Joey Adams) Current: Boarding fee at the kennel (Stan Kegel)...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-23-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY A: Mother Superior Q:How did Little Johnny's Ma prefer fulfilling her sexual...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-24-04 THE GROANERS A fellow invented what he called a "toning solution" for boats to help the material they're made...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for 04-23-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY A group of protesters were marching around the...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-26-04 THE ONE-LINERS Ever wonder why NASCAR and Formula One make such great photography? It’s because of the...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-26-04 THE ONE-LINERS Ever wonder why NASCAR and Formula One make such great photography? It’s because of the...
I was playing the worst round of golf in my life one day. When I went home my wife came up to hug me I slapped her in the face she said " Hey what's that for"...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-27-04 Riddles and Puns for the 6 to 14 year old JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES Why did the witch need help with...
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the back yard? Neither did she. ... Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind - its pointless....
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 04-27-04 DAFFYNITIONS Carpetbagger: Somebody who keeps his pets in a sack while driving. (Sandy Sibert) Cistern: Female sibling's...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 04-29-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY The really cool thing about dating bisexuals is that if you ever had a sex change...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for the week 04-30-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP OF THE WEAK To the Reader: Due to a publication error, the following...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 05-01-04 THE GROANERS Doug went to the eye doctor for an examination because he was having trouble reading the...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 05-03-04 THE ONE-LINERS After a cold and stubborn New England winter, we finally saw 80 degree temperatures last week. To...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 05-04-04 HOLIDAY PUNS A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 05-05-04 DAFFYNITIONS Gyrate: What a gigolo charges (Stan Kegel) Sinking: The Lord of the (perennially undone) Flies. (Gunjan Saraf)...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 05-06-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY Jill was telling Nina over lunch that she had given all her beaus pet names that also...
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