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PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-05-03 Part 1 In The News IN THE NEWS With W's surprise Thanksgiving visit to the troops in Iraq and his dishing out...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-05-03 Part 2 The Puns JEST FOR KIDS What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It totally cracks up! (Lynsay, 11) Why...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-05-03 Part3 The Groaners GROANERS: A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. "That...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-05-03 Part 4 The Adult Puns FOR ADULTS ONLY: HUSBAND: 1 want to make love with you in the worst way." WIFE: "You've...
Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. ... What do you call a fish with...
In ancient times, workers in a popular deli were told that they could eat anything they wanted during lunch hour -- anything, that is, except the very...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending:12-12-03 Part 1 News and Holiday Puns IN THE NEWS The major polls all agree Number one team is SC But back in New York ...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending:12-12-03 Part 3 The Long Puns GROANERS: A German government higher-up and his wife, a grocery store clerk, both lost...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending:12-12-03 Part 2 The Short Puns JEST FOR KIDS What did the big hand on the clock ask the little hand? Got a minute? (Paul...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending:12-12-03 Part 4 The Adult Puns FOR ADULTS ONLY: Confucius says, "man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face." ...
Rules for Department Store Santas 1. Don't promise them a new house, a new car, a new sister or brother, or new parents. Suggest gifts sold in the department...
Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season...
A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. "That looks nasty," says the doctor. "Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip...
The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-19-03 Part 1: The News and Holiday Puns IN THE NEWS HUSSEIN A tip from an Iraqi fighter Most likely a Baathist...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-19-03 Part 2: The Short Puns JEST FOR KIDS What happened when the cannibals ate a missionary They got a taste of...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-19-03 Part 3: The Long Puns GROANERS: Saddam Hussein's son comes home from shopping with everything in a cardboard...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-19-03 Part 4: The Adult Puns FOR ADULTS ONLY: There was a man named Slippery Dick Who was cursed from birth...
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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight...
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with a piranha? A: Your last blowjob....ever! ... Q:If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? ...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-26-03 Part 1 News& Holiday Puns "Wee Fish Ewe a Mare Egrets Moose Panda Hippo Gnu Deer IN THE NEWS Libya gave up its...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-26-03 Part 2 The Short Puns "Wee Fish Ewe a Mare Egrets Moose Panda Hippo Gnu Deer JEST FOR KIDS How do you make a...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-26-03 Part 3 The Groaners "Wee Fish Ewe a Mare Egrets Moose Panda Hippo Gnu Deer GROANERS: Five Jews changed the way...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 12-26-03 Part 4 The Adult Puns "Wee Fish Ewe a Mare Egrets Moose Panda Hippo Gnu Deer FOR ADULTS ONLY: I've often...
A small aircraft crash lands in the middle of the desert and the pilot and copilot wandered around for days and days with nothing to eat. Finally the copilot...
Cold Nose My nose is cold. Well, it IS Winter. It's so cold it feels like it might break off. We wouldn't want that to happen! I need your help! How can I help...
2003 PUNS OF THE YEAR 1. IN THE NEWS A teacher has been arrested at Dulles International Airport in possession of slide rules, protractors, and calculators. It...
Puns of the Weak for the weak ending 01-02-04 Part 1: Gnus and Holly Daze IN THE NEWS New Year's Day is Thursday. Of course, President Bush will do his usual ...