PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR IN NEWS REPORTS ABOUT YOURSELF ...extensive child pornography collection... ...pilot error... ...reported hearing demonic...
Man: What is it, Officer? Cop: Sir, I need you to blow into this Breathalyzer for me. Man: I can't do that, Officer, I've got severe asthma and that...
Moishe walks into a post office to send a package to his wife. The postmaster says,"This package is too heavy, you'll need another stamp." Moishe replies, "And...
hi, my name is justin and i've enjoyed this list for several months now. recently, some friends and i completed our website, www.manicbaby.com, and it contains...
Howdy All! I'm trying to expose others to the glorious spoilage that is The Daily Journal! I make no money from this site but would like to receive at least...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 09-05-03 IN THE NEWS: THE CALIFORNIA ELECTION The governor of British Columbia received a tip that one of his Royal ...
i was just reading this cartoon "Pearls Before Swine": "I want to be one of those people who have absolutely no worries." "they have a name for those people."...
Bill's friend Harry went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, so he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the...
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. ... Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You...
hi! posted here about a month ago... just wanted to say thanks to those that came to the website (www.manicbaby.com), and to those that signed up for the...
MessageCalling all math's genius to try this....and prove the logic... The mum is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as...
I was profoundly affected by the attack on America on 9/11, and since then I've done two "One Big Happy" cartoons honoring those who perished that day. Last...
If the African yak spins in circles till it gets dizzy, is that called an afro-dizzy-yak? ... Seen on a bumper sticker: "Driver carries no cash; he is...
AdultHumor FEMALE GOLFING TERMS CADDY--2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend herself. CHIPPING -- Time to get our nails done again. DOUBLE...
While in a pub in England, a condom machine in the men's room had this on the ad: "Manufactured to strict British standards." Underneath, someone had...
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Ole and Lena are havin oral sex when Ole says, "Lena did you know there are 117,000 musk-ox in Alaska?" Lena says, "No, I didn't. Gee, you ¹re smart." Ole...
HEADLINES Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy. Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft. District...
Signs Your "Baby" Is Too Old For Breastfeeding 10. He can open your blouse by himself. 9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other. 8. He has...
Restroom Philosophy... If you voted for Bush you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. - Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington If...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 09-19-03 Part I IN THE NEWS IN THE NEWS CALIFORNIA STYLE Welcome to Terminator 4, rise of the voting machines. (Jay...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 09-19-03 Part II JEST FOR KIDS Why did the doll blush? She saw the teddy bare (Kirsty, 14) Did you hear about the...
What did the post card say from the blonde? Having a good time. Where am I? ... Where is an elephants sex organ? - In his feet. If he steps on you, you're...
What's a set of matched Polish luggage? Two shopping bags from the same store. ... Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny. ...
AdultHumor OTHER SADDAM FAMILY MEMBERS "AT-LARGE" Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known Hussein family members are coming to...
WE'S SERGEANTS NOW! Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 09-26-03 IN THE NEWS - CALIFORNIA STYLE Israel wants to expel Yassir Arafat because they believe he's unfit to be a ...
The penis-enlarging pills my boyfriend bought online must be working. At this point, he's a bigger dick than he was a few months ago. ... Did you hear about...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending: 10-03-03 IN THE NEWS CALIFORNIA STYLE Arnold Schwarzenegger’s statement that he “behaved badly” around women has ...
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