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bad_humor Classic Tower Conversations "Air Force '45, it appears your engine has...oh, disregard...I see you've already ejected." "Citation 123, if you quit...
oz-jokes My political commentary for the week John Bloom column Enron: Who will utter the 'P' word? By JOHN BLOOM NEW YORK, Feb. 1 (UPI) -- Maybe I've missed...
FUNERAL ... As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements. ... Son Gary says, "We'll make a real big...
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When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts....
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? ... I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she...
What do you call a blonde who can't find the string to her tampon? A cotton picker. ... What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their...
Q: What do you call two pigs fighting? A: Ham to Ham Combat. ... customer: "I have Windows XP on my computer." tech: "Yes." customer: "My computer isn't...
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum!...
A little old Jewish lady has taken her young grandson to the beach. He is playing in the shallow water. She is standing on the beach not wanting to get her...
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"There she was: dejected, desperate, and stoned. Everything I could have hoped for in a woman." ... There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved...
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In "Pissing in the Snow: Ozark Mountain Folktales", Vance Randolph tells of a wizened old country doctor who could treat anything. Well it seems one time, one...
The first year student had just gotten a beat up old VW beetle from his parents. He took it for a spin but misjudged the curve and overturned the car directly...
Did you hear about the blonde who was snorting nutrasweet? She thought it was diet coke. ============================= What's the best way to get into a...
Some Famous Last Words You'll be perfectly safe behind this much lead plate. That's not smoke, that's steam. Of course it's sterile. Well, we're the next best...
In school the lesson was about the word "contagious". The teacher asked the class if anyone could use the word contagious in a sentence. One girl raised her...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull? Your last blow job....ever! ========================== Q: How do you make pickled bread? A: Dildo! ...
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets his beer and begins to drink it when he notices that the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the...
I used to think I could pass gas silently until I got my hearing aid. ============================= Some people are pessimists, they think the glass is half...
Mick and Paddy get off a ship and head for the nearest bar. Each one orders two whiskeys and immediately downs them. They then order two more whiskeys and once...
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"I saw Spiderman last night, awesome movie. But I kept thinking how lucky Peter Parker was to have those web shooters form in his forearm instead of his ass...
The most famous inventor is an Irishman called Pat Pending. ... What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an 'A' bra. ... I don't need cyber-sex.... AOL goes down...