They won't prescribe Viagra to Lawyers anymore. It only makes them taller. ... On the clergyman's connecting flight the flight attendant had been tipped off...
CAN I GET MY FIRST BRA? "Mom, can I ask you something?" "Sure, honey, what's on your mind." "Well, I'm already fourteen and, I think it's just proper that I...
PICK UP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like...
Shopping tip You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys. ... I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18" ... The most...
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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. ... What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty...
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The newest card game in San Francisco these days is something called pansy poker. Queens are wild and straights don't count. ... Q: What's the national bird...
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... worse lives than you do. ... surly. ... complains. ... your housecoat all day. ... than how you felt after last month's tequila 'n' gin party. ... dislike....
You know how those novelty shops (Spencer's, et. al.), as if required by some obscure law, all carry those cutesy key chains with various sayings on them?...
What do you call a prostitute that talks alot? A conversation piece! ... Seven dwarfs sat in the tub, feeling Happy. Then Happy got out, so they all felt...
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Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. ... How is being at a singles bar...
Men are like ... soap operas They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear. ... Men are like ... pillows Eventually, even the best ones get...
What happens when a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows? Udder destruction! ... Q. What do you call a Polish prostitute? A. A dumb fuck. ... Q: Why...
An 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute...
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery" ... Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear makeup at the same time? A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with...
Televangelists: The pro wrestlers of religion ... Q: Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales? A: So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of...
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adulthumor A luxury cruise liner passes by a small island in the south Pacific. All the passengers are startled when they see a scrawny, bearded man waving...
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up. ... Montana - at least our cows...
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The kissing booth at the Charity Fair displayed a large sign: "Kisses - $5 to $50." One young man asked the girl in the booth if the price range was a matter...
What do you call a cow with and abortion? Decalfinated. ... A woman walked into the pharmacy and asked for a vibrator. The pharmacist gestured with his index...
The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog and the dog is there to keep the man from touching...
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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's...
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