Boycott shampoo! Demand the *real* poo! ... What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery" from:...
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Al Gore? Gore got fucked while the whole world watched. ... When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every...
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Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's ...
Did you hear about the guy who scheduled an appointment with an impotence clinic? He had to cancel because something came up! ... Q: What's the difference...
... 1. Sag, You're It! ... 2. Hide and go pee. ... 3. 20 Questions shouted into your good ear. ... 4. Kick the bucket. ... 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse...
Swish Flash movie with sound ... wittier than most <smile> http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/bin2.swf __________________________________________________ Do You...
The Pentagon-An Air Force spokesperson today announced the official change of a controversial airpower phrase. The term "Carpet Bombing" has long been ...
FBI Warns Public of Pending Attacks The FBI has received a "credible threat" that a major terrorist attack is planned for October 29th. Decrypted messages from...
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. ... If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together...
Jesus is coming ..... everyone look busy. ... A cat almost always blinks when you hit them in the head with a ball peen hammer. ... A honeymoon should be like...
COUNTING CALORIES Rosy posing thoughtfully in the mirror says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietitian." Nina asked, "Why?" Rosy answered, "'Cause I need...
Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants,...
Procrastanator's creed 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work...
What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A blond electrician. ... They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the...
The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.Peter himself. However, the gates are closed Forrest ...
A rich man was dying and called his doctor, minister, and lawyer to the hospital room. Over the years people had warned him that he could not take it with him...
I have learned that if you upset your wife she nags you..... If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment. Don't you think it's worth the extra...
... And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and...
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk. "That depends," said...
Jack takes Jill out for the first time, and on the way home, he pulls into a dark rest area. Jill says, "My mother told me if you pull over to a dark area I...
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