Two politicians, a Democrat and a Republican, are talking in a bar. "I never lose an opportunity to promote the Party," says the Republican. "For instance,...
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Polish Marines stormed Bloomingdales Department Store in New York yesterday after its intelligence agency reported that Bed Linen was on the fourth floor. No...
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had...
And how old are you? How old would this person be...... One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. He asked what he thought...
A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office. "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced...
You are going to really groan at this one .... don't say I didn't warn you. A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man...
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This past weekend, I was doing some baking. It was getting late... I was tired...I decided to leave the cleanup mess until morning. The next morning, I was...
Merry Christmas Everyone!!! It's hard to believe, but it's only a couple of weeks until Christmas. This will be the last special mailing to remind you about...
adulthumor Some Famous Last Words You'll be perfectly safe behind this much lead plate. That's not smoke, that's steam. Of course it's sterile. Well, we're the...
Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards..... OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. ...
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. A tourist comes to New York. He goes up to a man on the street and says, "Excuse me,...
Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for a while ... it isn't so hot. What is blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde? A naked blonde...
7Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period. ... In my study of Human Nature there is only one universal...
You Might Be A SCROOGE If... you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carollers away. you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also...
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10 Signs that Santa doesn't like your kid: 10. Kids` letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on Chester!" 9. Kid asks for a new bike; gets pack of...
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Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones. ... What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a method of self-defense, and...
adulthumor FUNNY THINGS TO DO TO YOUNG KIDS 10. Get up early on Christmas morning, dress up as Father Christmas, and lie on the middle of their bedroom floor...
THE SEX CASE A guy is put before the judge's bench because he is on trial for paying a prostitute for sex. "How do you plead?" asks the judge, to the...
Top 10 Signs You're Sick of the Holidays 10. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 9. You're serving reindeer pot pie 8. When you hear, "Sleigh bells...
One good turn gets most of the blankets. ... Life is sexually transmitted. ... Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. ... Horn...
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Signs That You Are from Philadelphia (pronounced "Philly") You Hate Dallas You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice" You find yourself using "Yo"...
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