"Mom, can I ask you something?" "Sure, honey, what's on your mind." "Well, I'm already fourteen and, I think it's just proper that I should own one." "Own...
bwjokes
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Jul 2, 2001 3:25 am
1896
"All right, you bastards, fall in - on the double!" barked the sergeant as he strode into the barracks. Each soldier grabbed his hat and jumped to his feet,...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 4, 2001 2:53 am
1897
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 4, 2001 3:50 am
1898
+------------ Bizarre Historical Misconceptions ------------+ There is no evidence that Betsy Ross sewed the first U.S. flag. The story didn't even flutter...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 5, 2001 3:11 am
1899
John the Curmudgeon says. Dammit, Bill, they've finally gone too damn far with this Genetic Engineering crap! JtheC ... sent in by CN Humor...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 5, 2001 3:13 am
1900
You've all read the joke by now, so I thought I'd include the original news paper article that the story originally came from. from: Bob Jokes, JPG's, GIF's,...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 6, 2001 4:24 am
1901
I know your not to sent stuff to this address, but I can't figure out what else to do and I need to stop getting this stuff. I'm moving and will not have a...
Tiffany Conley
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Jul 6, 2001 2:24 pm
1902
[adulthumor-l] Dinner Party A couple trying to break into society hosted a dinner party. As the guests were enjoying their dinner salad, the maid called the...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 7, 2001 3:11 am
1903
from: Bob Jokes, JPG's, GIF's, Sounds, Video Clips and now the PARODY SONGS PAGE at http://members.fortunecity.com/bwjokes/ My original homepage: ...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 8, 2001 10:51 am
1904
Source Unknown...
Helen J Bolton
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Jul 9, 2001 3:23 pm
1905
A day before his proctologic exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot...
bwjokes
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Jul 10, 2001 4:02 am
1906
from: Bob Jokes, JPG's, GIF's, Sounds, Video Clips and now the PARODY SONGS PAGE at http://members.fortunecity.com/bwjokes/ My original homepage: ...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 10, 2001 4:09 am
1907
from: Bob Jokes, JPG's, GIF's, Sounds, Video Clips and now the PARODY SONGS PAGE at http://members.fortunecity.com/bwjokes/ My original homepage: ...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 12, 2001 12:03 am
1908
[adulthumor-l] Pharmasist A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 12, 2001 3:55 am
1909
[adulthumor-l] LAWYER QUICKIES Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50? A: Your honor. Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator. Q:...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 12, 2001 3:57 am
1910
At a party a guy cornered a girl and whispered something in her ear. "You filthy pervert!" she shrieked. "What makes you think I'd let you do a thing like that...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 13, 2001 3:21 am
1911
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?"...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 13, 2001 4:05 am
1912
DEFINITIONS BY GENDER THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. ...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 13, 2001 4:05 am
1913
An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War 2, when the Germans entered Italy, I...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 14, 2001 4:04 am
1914
Clearly Defined Words: ADULTERY - The wrong people doing the right thing. ALIMONY - The screwing you get for the screwing you got. BABY - A hollow tube with a...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 14, 2001 4:05 am
1915
Fun TV Facts For many years, the globe on the NBC Nightly News spun in the wrong direction. On January 2, 1984, NBC finally set the world spinning back in the...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 17, 2001 4:00 am
1916
oz-jokes A fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 17, 2001 4:14 am
1917
adulthumor Rejected Names for Military Campaigns Operation Attack at 3:30 a.m. Sharp From the Western Flank Operation Spank Another Dictator We've Been ...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 19, 2001 3:29 am
1918
Top Marks this week go to the government agency in Scunthorpe who updated their email system to use a filter which filtered out any emails containing profanity...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 19, 2001 4:07 am
1919
Daily Affirmations I have the power to channel my imagination into ever- soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. I no longer need to punish, deceive or...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 20, 2001 11:23 am
1920
adulthumor Euphemisms for Penis Enlargement Surgery Genetalial Pinocchiotomy Expanding Drilling Operations in Your Wildlife Preserve Doubling the Interest Rate...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 21, 2001 3:43 am
1921
Quotations from women ... Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 21, 2001 3:47 am
1922
from: Bob Jokes, JPG's, GIF's, Sounds, Video Clips and now the PARODY SONGS PAGE at http://members.fortunecity.com/bwjokes/ My original homepage: ...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 22, 2001 4:36 am
1923
Little Johnny went to the Doctor to get a vaccination. After the shot, the Doc pulled out a Band-Aid and started to cover the spot on his arm. Johnny asked him...
bwjokes
bwjokes@...
Jul 22, 2001 4:36 am
1924
Dear Everybody, I have never posted here before, but i thought I would share a link to an awesome website that a friend of my puts together each week. ...
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