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Jun 2, 2001 3:43 am
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adulthumor-l TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED... 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has...
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Jun 2, 2001 3:44 am
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jokenite A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,...
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Jun 3, 2001 4:27 am
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The Rod and Reel 2-16-99 A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the...
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Jun 4, 2001 10:17 pm
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adulthumor-l The Top 10 Dallas Cowboys Lines 1. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? ..... A huddle. 2. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?...
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Jun 5, 2001 3:23 am
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Jun 6, 2001 2:57 am
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extremehumour TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE 10. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 9. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 8....
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Jun 6, 2001 3:37 am
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THE TOP TEN BOOKS Doctors Read 10. How To Turn and Ordinary Little Lung Transplant Into a Vacation Home 9. Turn Your Waiting Room Into a Financial Bonanza...
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Jun 8, 2001 3:20 am
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PAINTING THE ROAD A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The...
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Jun 9, 2001 4:13 am
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The family had finally gotten their first dishwasher. The father liked to inspect every new thing that cam into the house, so he stayed in the kitchen and...
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Jun 9, 2001 4:14 am
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Friend of mine named Dan hates to lose at golf. He was in a foursome when his ball landed in a sand trap. Hidden from view, the rest of us could hear him as he...
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Jun 11, 2001 2:49 am
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Helen J Bolton
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Jun 11, 2001 9:25 pm
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Jun 14, 2001 2:08 am
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IT'S IN THE BIBLE An out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitress in his hotel coffee shop, and invites her up to his room. She is indignant. The...
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Jun 15, 2001 3:40 am
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DON'T start this again!!! ... [www.debticated.com]...
Alexandru Vintilescu
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Jun 15, 2001 4:07 am
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One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost. For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out. He had not eaten anything during this period ...
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Jun 17, 2001 4:24 am
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From: "Bill Eagle" <eaglew@...> Secrets of George W. Bush's Sex Life Insists that Laura wear a big yellow hat when they make love, so he can indulge his...
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Jun 18, 2001 4:01 am
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger...
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Jun 19, 2001 2:58 am
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VACATION TERM TRANSLATION In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo... Old world charm...
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Jun 19, 2001 5:16 am
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This one is good enough to start making the rounds again....... A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a...
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Jun 21, 2001 4:03 am
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Q: How can you tell when a pig is in heat????? A: She buys the first two rounds! Q: Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic? A: Let me see your...
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Jun 21, 2001 4:05 am
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More great Country-Western song titles * Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed * I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life * I Don't Know Whether...
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Jun 22, 2001 3:24 am
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Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says "I must tell you something: We have a case of gonorrhea!" A nun in the back says, "Thank God, I am tired...
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Jun 22, 2001 4:48 pm
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21 Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation ... That which doesn't kill me isn't a strong enough liquor....
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Jun 22, 2001 4:49 pm
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A golfer who was well into his golden years had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California, the way the pros do it. The pros drive the...
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Jun 23, 2001 3:22 am
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from: Bob Jokes, JPG's, GIF's, Sounds, Video Clips and now the PARODY SONGS PAGE at http://members.fortunecity.com/bwjokes/ My original homepage: ...
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Jun 24, 2001 4:24 am
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Sent in by: "Bill Eagle" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cnhumor/ my home page at: http://www.sthelensupdate.com Q: What was Moby Dick's father's name? A: Papa...
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Jun 25, 2001 3:20 am
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from: Bob Jokes, JPG's, GIF's, Sounds, Video Clips and now the PARODY SONGS PAGE at http://members.fortunecity.com/bwjokes/ My original homepage: ...
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Jun 25, 2001 3:56 am
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Bozo Criminal There are some days when you're better off to just stay in bed and that's the case for today's bozos from the International File. Thanks to Bozo...
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Jun 26, 2001 3:28 am
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From the Washington Post Style Invitational in which it was postulated that English has male and female nouns, and readers were asked to assign a gender to...