I heard someone say they were 'under control' today.<br>So what would they be like if they were 'over control'?<br><br>John the Blasphemist...
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JeDi_GrRL
Jun 2, 2000 7:11 pm
Are you sure that they weren't "Under MIND Control"?<br><br>I think that if I ever said "I was over control" I would mean it in the context that would be...
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prism_shards
Jun 3, 2000 6:41 am
I wonder what it is like to create something that grows beyond its bounds, eluding control. I wonder what it's like to be a control freak that ultimately ...
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dead_girls_dont_say_no
dead_girls_d...
Jun 4, 2000 1:38 am
Do you get lost when you wander?...
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speechy23
Jun 4, 2000 3:17 pm
yes, often...
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momentsare
Jun 4, 2000 8:19 pm
I think the cosmic giggle is really the canned laughter you hear on sitcoms....
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prism_shards
Jun 5, 2000 6:35 am
Life is like a sitcom. You sit calm-ly until you hear the canned laughter. That's amusing until the tongues start to vibrate against the can, the awful squish...
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psychedeliccowboy
psychedelicc...
Jun 7, 2000 6:40 pm
I dreamed 1000 hotdogs were marching on Capital Hill. They were protesting distribution of the anti indigestion pill. Heartburn is the price they cried for ...
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dead_girls_dont_say_no
dead_girls_d...
Jun 8, 2000 12:10 pm
*claps his hands like the criminal in the dungeon in the knights of Camelot scene in Monty Python and the Quest for The Holy Grail* yay..... yay.... Seriously,...
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momentsare
Jun 8, 2000 8:02 pm
Only it wasn't a dream. It was real. And there was only one. And it was a few years ago when the family decided to go on a family outing together, and my step...
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xeno_xman
Jun 8, 2000 9:36 pm
hot dogs....hmmmm......how can they be vegetarian?<br>they don't eat anything, after all they're HOT DOGS. all kidding aside....you say they didn't...
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john_the_blasphemist
john_the_bla...
Jun 9, 2000 1:35 pm
I've got this game called 'Burger Time' where you're Peter Pepper & you gotta make these burgers by running over the segments of them, but you're being chased...
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prism_shards
Jun 10, 2000 4:24 am
Being Illuminati, we could have told those middle-class hotdogs what a waste of time political rampages are for those in blind casings. You are either ...
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dead_girls_dont_say_no
dead_girls_d...
Jun 10, 2000 6:15 pm
That's right. He's watching all of us, and I tell ya, he ain't happy! I'm personally not worried about the burgers, but the real problem could be with the ...
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apparently_a_psuedonym
apparently_a...
Jun 10, 2000 10:11 pm
Hey!!! I've played that game!!! It was my favorite!!! God bless that old N.E.S....
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prism_shards
Jun 11, 2000 6:11 am
Big Brother is not happy? I'd hate to be guilty of not making my favorite sibling happy. Come to think of it, my younger brother is my favorite...but, well,he...
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momentsare
Jun 12, 2000 2:05 am
I'm in love with John the blasphemous....
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john_the_blasphemist
john_the_bla...
Jun 13, 2000 12:59 pm
MMMM thanks!<br>I sorta got pretty fond of you when you backed me up in that evil anti bob club.<br>:o)<br><br>John the Blasphemist...
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john_the_blasphemist
john_the_bla...
Jun 13, 2000 1:10 pm
There's this prog called MAME (multiple arcade machine emulator) that u can get from <a href=http://www.mame.net target=new>http://www.mame.net</a><br>It...
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dead_girls_dont_say_no
dead_girls_d...
Jun 13, 2000 7:10 pm
I've had enough! It's bad enough that you took my home and my family, but taking my dog was the last straw Stalin!!! Fetch me my SnowSpeeder! Give my lighsaber...
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psychedeliccowboy
psychedelicc...
Jun 13, 2000 10:49 pm
On the way home today I saw a man on the sidewalk holding a valentine's heart shaped candy box. He was holding the candy box under his face and from his face...
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momentsare
Jun 14, 2000 7:21 pm
THere's this guy named Stalin that I'm learning about in history right now. He was talking to Hitler or something....
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dead_girls_dont_say_no
dead_girls_d...
Jun 14, 2000 11:30 pm
Wait, wait, wait... you're older than me, right? (hehehehe) I was just asking because it seems funny (hohohohoho) that I would know this and you (hahahaha)...
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momentsare
Jun 16, 2000 8:26 pm
I had a history test today over the Spanish American war, ww1, the great depression, and ww2. Furthermore, I think that I did horribly on it. I do not remember...
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mabelode_the_faceless
mabelode_the...
Jun 17, 2000 4:26 pm
I just got back from a poker game with Herr Weishaupt, Malaclypse the Elder, Zoroaster, and Aleister Crowley. Sheer bloody Hell...<br><br>Weishaupt kept ...
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dead_girls_dont_say_no
dead_girls_d...
Jun 18, 2000 12:22 am
<a href=http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/destinationmoon target=new>http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/destinationmoon</a><br>You may not believe it at first, but soon...
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john_the_blasphemist
john_the_bla...
Jun 19, 2000 2:49 pm
I wonder what life would be like if Hitler or Stalin dropped acid. Maybe the world would be a better place to live in. Who knows?<br>Just a thought<br><br>I'm...
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xeno_xman
Jun 19, 2000 8:16 pm
they'd probably install a laser light show, sound system, and hire a DJ for the death camps......give everybody a dose of ecstacy<br>before they hit the gas ...
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dead_girls_dont_say_no
dead_girls_d...
Jun 20, 2000 11:58 am
If you mean what was his first name, then it was Joseph (duh). I didn't know that he went by any other names......
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john_the_blasphemist
john_the_bla...
Jun 20, 2000 1:27 pm
P.S. what was Stalin's real name?<br><br>Joseph Stalin - but you can call me Joe...