Those of you out there might have thought that I had dropped off the face of the earth.<br><br>Well, it was close, but the Zeta Reticulans restablished my...
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enoch327
Jan 1, 2001 8:21 pm
I will not contribute one red cent to your hairbrained scheme. Why should i give you money to snorkel off the coast of Florida? Are you not aware of the ...
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enoch327
Jan 1, 2001 8:29 pm
I will give my own take on what this parable means. On a superficial level it refers to the uphill battle Ross Perot faced when he ran for President in 1992....
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apparently_a_pseudonym
apparently_a...
Jan 1, 2001 10:01 pm
I think you totaly do not understand what I am trying to attempt here. Go climb some mountains in Tibet and ask for Sri Babanojokanda. If you are really nice ...
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enoch327
Jan 2, 2001 2:17 am
I have been to Tibet many times in the Astral. Your offer of a return ticket is very generous, but I don't really need one. You speak of trying to accomplish...
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magnus_est_deus
Jan 2, 2001 5:57 pm
You actually choose to use a faster than light drive??????..How..........quaint.......Why not use a Direct Assention device? Magnus...
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tuttidurrutti
Jan 2, 2001 8:30 pm
Tuesday January 2 10:15 AM ET<br>Sacrificial Sheep Shoves Man to His Death <br><br>ALEXANDRIA, Egypt (Reuters) - An Egyptian sheep destined for sacrificial ...
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tuttidurrutti
Jan 2, 2001 8:33 pm
Tuesday January 2 10:15 AM ET<br>Elephant Tramples Man And Keeps the Corpse <br><br>GUWAHATI, India (Reuters) - A wild elephant pulled a man down from a tree, ...
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chezire_katt
Jan 3, 2001 6:42 pm
Very interesting. Do we think the elephant is in *love* with the corpse or is the elephant feeling *guilty* for killing the man and trying to reconcile with...
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cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderje...
Jan 3, 2001 9:07 pm
why?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br> too much to read<br> i'll jus pretend...
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chezire_katt
Jan 3, 2001 10:16 pm
is cuz you have been away long time....but pretending is ALWAYS fun!<br><br>=^..^=...
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enoch327
Jan 4, 2001 12:18 am
I am not famaliar with the DAD. I will have to do some more research.<br><br>In Light,<br>Enoch...
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enoch327
Jan 4, 2001 12:21 am
I don't think these stories need and interpretation. I think the author is simply retelling actual events. I did have a cat once who refused to give up a dead...
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chezire_katt
Jan 4, 2001 3:03 am
I was wondering if the Continual Christmas Colors Conspiracy [CCCC] is in charge of the colors in this here club? I mean not that I want the colors to be shit ...
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chezire_katt
Jan 4, 2001 3:05 am
Oh yeah and by the way i was post #1700 coolio!<br><br>=^..^=<br><br>chezire *who likes to be cool numbers that are divisble by 5* katt...
<<*Confused* Damn where did all that meowing come from? Did somebody leave the cheshire cat outside? >><br><br>Hee Hee Hee!! <br><br><br>=^..^=...
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chezire_katt
Jan 4, 2001 11:55 pm
I have just had an illuminating experience! I was bored and doing what I usually do when I am bored I write my full name over and over again (don't ask ...
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chezire_katt
Jan 5, 2001 7:24 am
Ok, you know the magnetic poetry? well I just found the coolest website where you can write poetry that way!<br><br><a href=http://prominence.com/java/poetry/...
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chezire_katt
Jan 5, 2001 9:15 pm
how come it seems like i am the only person who is posting in here? oh wait, it is because i AM the only person posting in this club!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>i know...
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the_voices_are_talkin...
the_voices_a...
Jan 5, 2001 10:28 pm
maybe everyone thinks that the club is stuck in Christmas or something? i dunno....
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nomarblesbtwenears
nomarblesbtw...
Jan 5, 2001 11:12 pm
Yeppers it's the colors of this place. Or maybe I am still hungover from New Years, and not to Illuminus.-none...
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enoch327
Jan 6, 2001 1:43 am
I think the answer to your question will be found in the following story I read in the paper:<br><br>Dateline Seatle. The emerald city has been invaded by ...
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chezire_katt
Jan 6, 2001 6:55 pm
yes i admit that the colors are very um...christmasy...maybe 'Cowboy has been out of commission since Christmas? Or may the Illuminati figured out what he is...
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right_hateful_j
Jan 6, 2001 6:58 pm
Doris I came as soon as I heard. How's little Timmy? <br><br>Wait a minute... where the hell am I?...
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chaoskittykat
Jan 6, 2001 7:08 pm
Oh thank goddess! I am so glad you are here! Timmy is doing better...<br><br>wait a minute....who the hell are you!...
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controller_5
Jan 6, 2001 11:55 pm
The Cult Inquisitor is an eratically published online new source for the Parody Religion clubs originating from <a...
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Honcho_the_last_Disco...
Honcho_the_l...
Jan 7, 2001 8:17 am
Of all the things I know, knowing nothing would give me peace.<br><br>And if you ever been caught in one of those annoying sex site "circle jerks", check out...
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clyde_fenderson
Jan 7, 2001 6:37 pm
Thank you for inviting me to join your club. I am anxious to see what develops from this "synchronicity."<br><br>Please check out my website:<br><a...
