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So you wanna be a Loveshade?

>>i wunnuh be a loveshade too :(
&lt;&lt;<br><br>You want to be a loveshade? Honestly, you don't know
what you're asking....<br><br>We're a very small group
of social activists, and have dealt with a number of
problems due to our activities:<br><br>one was threatened
by college administration five times, including
three formal charges including conspiracy;<br><br>at
least one was threatened with a firearm;<br><br>one was
injured and held at weapon point (exact reason
unknown--may have been unrelated to activism);<br><br>at least
one was threatened with arrest;<br><br>one had two
warrants for arrest (may have been unrelated);<br><br>one
repeatedly had badly needed funds withheld and had to borrow
money for food (reason unknown);<br><br>at least one
lived on the street;<br><br>at least one was
followed;<br><br>at least one was the subject of
investigation;<br><br>one was shot at (reason unknown);<br><br>one was shot
(this was probably an accident, however);<br><br>at
least one was threatened with murder;<br><br>one had a
career destroyed because of unverified charges that were
never formally filed (reasons unknown);<br><br>etc.
Note that several of these may have happened to the
same person. At least three of them happened to me;
don't ask me more.<br><br>Be careful what you wish for.
:-)




Thu Jan 31, 2002 5:52 am

Reverend_Loveshade
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Ah, I remember Binky! But then he was alive of course, and quite virile.<br><br>Cheers,<br>Great Aunt Mariah...
a_untmariah Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
5:42 am

&gt;&gt;i wunnuh be a loveshade too :( &lt;&lt;<br><br>You want to be a loveshade? Honestly, you don't know what you're asking....<br><br>We're a very small...
Reverend_Loveshade
Reverend_Lov... Offline Send Email
Jan 31, 2002
5:52 am

Sounds like my kinda crowd. Where do I sign up?<br><br>st durrutti who's been laying too low recently...
tuttidurrutti Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
7:08 am

Alas, poor Binky. I remember him, Mariah.<br><br>st durrutti, diggin'...
tuttidurrutti Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
7:10 am

Let me know if you find that bastard Yorick! Still owes me a pint that one...<br>Mariah...
a_untmariah Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
7:36 am

Forget Binky! I still don't have my 21 inch monitor!<br><br>And neither do the Anannuki (or however the fuck you spell that name)!<br><br>So give us our...
john_the_blasphemist
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Jan 31, 2002
1:46 pm

I made a wish once<br>It came true<br>You're lucky you've never met me in person<br><br>That's all I have to say about that<br>Don't ask why - just don't - ...
john_the_blasphemist
john_the_bla... Offline Send Email
Jan 31, 2002
1:55 pm

You are invited......
Torin_Deshar Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
6:22 pm

I thought Devils played euphoniums? Perhaps I was misled by imps. Could have been the Wild Turkey I suppose. (ignore this post- obviously...
a_untmariah Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
7:25 pm

maybe im injecting too big a dose of reality here, but you could always turn your screen resolution up... i have a 17 inch monitor and i could read that page...
acid_factor3000c
acid_factor3... Offline Send Email
Jan 31, 2002
7:33 pm

Or, like one old woman, leave one's 15 inch monitor at 800 X 600 and move one's mouse around a<br>tad. Crude, but effective, but then I'm still recovering from...
a_untmariah Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
8:00 pm

Nah auntie, that was the Black Dyke Mills Band, remember, from the old country, with their euphoniums blaring!!<br>Bit Dick Emery eh!!<br><br>hee hee, that'll...
cheltenhamlady Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
8:19 pm

The US Government has given us these great margins on hte edges of our money. It's the perfect place to add your personal touch. Money is so fluid in our ...
superluminal23 Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
9:00 pm

*smoogles you to bits* ;x<br>love you!!!!!...
cuteleaderjester
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Jan 31, 2002
9:04 pm

pukes over keyboard...
cheltenhamlady Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
9:09 pm

Where in the heck would a devil keep a euphonium?...
Torin_Deshar Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
9:52 pm

I could think of one place but Chaucer once said that's where he kept friars. I still suspect I was misled by a group of lesser Imps with kazoos. Demons take...
a_untmariah Offline Send Email Jan 31, 2002
11:28 pm

*finds that amusing*...
cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderje... Offline Send Email
Jan 31, 2002
11:56 pm

I once faced down three Nashimas (Poe's Imp of the Perverse or as we like to call him the Narcaleptic Demon) that brandished harmonicas. I must have been...
Torin_Deshar Offline Send Email Feb 1, 2002
12:38 am

My favorite thing to write on dollar bills:<br><br>"This coupon good for $1 off your next purchase."<br><br>st durrutti, wise-ass...
tuttidurrutti Offline Send Email Feb 1, 2002
12:56 am

And lived to tell the tale! It's a good thing they weren't playing Vera Lynn! Nothing to compare with that I can assure you, but my late Cyril once fended off...
a_untmariah Offline Send Email Feb 1, 2002
12:56 am

If it was a Canadian dollar, it would increase the value greatly when spent anywhere else! Except Italy of course.<br><br>Great Aunt Mariah<br>who remembers...
a_untmariah Offline Send Email Feb 1, 2002
1:14 am

Yes I too come from a town where Shriner's are allowed to run rampant, drinking and carousing, and perhaps coursing for hares with some bets on the side. ...
Torin_Deshar Offline Send Email Feb 1, 2002
1:37 am

&gt;&gt;Sounds like my kinda crowd. Where do I sign up?&lt;&lt;<br><br>So you wanna have arrest warrants, be shot at, etc? Ok, just bury $5,370 dollars in your...
Reverend_Loveshade
Reverend_Lov... Offline Send Email
Feb 1, 2002
2:22 am

You knew Binky the WonderSkull when he was alive? What was he like? Or, maybe, she. I mean, Binky claims to be a he but hey, it's a skull. How would we...
Reverend_Loveshade
Reverend_Lov... Offline Send Email
Feb 1, 2002
2:23 am

&gt;&gt;Anyway I'm the Patron Saint of Blasphemy so why would I want to be a Loveshade???&lt;&lt;<br><br>I didn't know Blasphemy had his own saint. Lucky ...
Reverend_Loveshade
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Feb 1, 2002
2:25 am

Thanks! I wondered where that canny old bastard had put the residuals from his books. A booze can and 1500 years interest, the guy must be rolling in it. ...
a_untmariah Offline Send Email Feb 1, 2002
2:27 am

Before you mark those bills, this is from the U.S.A. Bureau of Engraving and Printing ( <a href=http://www.bep.treas.gov/document.cfm/18/104...
Reverend_Loveshade
Reverend_Lov... Offline Send Email
Feb 1, 2002
2:36 am

Help! I'm been smoogled!<br><br>Reverend "What the hell does 'smoogled' mean?" Loveshade...
Reverend_Loveshade
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Feb 1, 2002
2:39 am

Did you puke out of disgust or out of jealousy?...
Reverend_Loveshade
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Feb 1, 2002
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