From: "Dan Heinrichs" <danheinrichs@...> POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONAL REFLECTIONS The Rocking Song Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend...
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Dec 19, 2009 9:11 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-19-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Tiger Woods has been named the “Athlete of the Decade” by the Associated...
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Stan Kegel
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Dec 26, 2009 4:45 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-26-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK President Obama is said to be hard at work on his New Year's resolutions. His...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 27, 2009 6:59 am
For Weakly Humerus News only send a blank e-mail to: <mailto:humerusnews-subscribe@yahoogroups.com> and reply to the confirmation letter For all my joke lists...
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Stan Kegel
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Jan 2, 2010 9:52 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-02-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The Daily Mail reports that Tiger Woods has entered rehab for sex addiction and...
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Stan Kegel
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Jan 2, 2010 10:17 am
From: Alex Ramirez <fetawhey@...> Guns in the Arena The following article appeared in the NY Post on line: "NBA all-star Gilbert Arenas and his...
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Stan Kegel
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Jan 7, 2010 10:00 pm
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) In what some in the White House are calling a "win/win" solution to the nation's airport security and health care reform...
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Stan Kegel
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Jan 9, 2010 11:32 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-09-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Happy New Year! Everyone was off for Christmas. And apparently, so was Homeland...
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Stan Kegel
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Jan 14, 2010 3:06 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-13-09 SPECIAL EDITION DRAMA AT NBC AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE Drama at NBC ... "I'm sure you know. NBC announced they're pulling the plug...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 16, 2010 9:20 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-16-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Turns out the latest bomb isn't in anyone's underwear. It's on NBC at 10 PM....
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Stan Kegel
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Jan 23, 2010 12:13 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-23-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood! (Eric Hodgson) Now that the...
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Stan Kegel
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Jan 31, 2010 3:26 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-30-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Now that the Democrats have lost their super majority, health care is in...
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Stan Kegel
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Feb 6, 2010 11:26 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-06-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Have you heard the new slogan? “Toyota, just try and stop us.” (Jay Leno) ...
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Stan
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Feb 13, 2010 11:55 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-13-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The Saints won 31-17 over the weekend, and there was a huge snowstorm in...
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Stan
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Feb 20, 2010 11:09 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-20-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Today may be a record for people catching a Tiger by his tale. (RJ Currie) This...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Feb 21, 2010 6:31 pm
Gil, I went through my trash folder and Meds Jokes didn't send it out. It may be because the file is too large as they do send out everything else I post. I'll...
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Stan Kegel
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Feb 27, 2010 8:17 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-27-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The gold medal in the downhill was taken away from American Lindsey Vonn. It was...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 6, 2010 8:18 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-06-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK It's an odd year when Naomi Campbell is hitting her driver harder than Tiger...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 13, 2010 12:57 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-13-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK A new poll out today shows that 22 percent of voters strongly approve of the job...
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Stan Kegel
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Mar 18, 2010 3:51 pm
The Asteroid Assume that a huge "planet killer" asteroid on a direct collision course with the earth has been spotted - nine months before its projected...
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Stan Kegel
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Mar 21, 2010 7:24 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-20-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK President Obama sat down with Fox News to try to convince conservatives of the...
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Stan Kegel
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Mar 27, 2010 1:55 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03=-27-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Despite rumors to the contrary, Ann Coulter wasn't in Calgary because the Flames...
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Stan Kegel
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Apr 3, 2010 11:51 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-03-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK One of Tiger Woods' fellow tour members, Fred Couples is going to practice with...
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Stan Kegel
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Apr 10, 2010 7:10 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-10-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK This was the holy weekend, so Apple’s Steve Jobs came down from the mountain...
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Stan Kegel
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Apr 17, 2010 8:48 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-17-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK April is Sexually Transmitted Disease month, primarily because so many people get...
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Stan Kegel
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Apr 24, 2010 5:33 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-24-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK A Lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood. (Anon.) Would the...
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Stan
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May 1, 2010 7:12 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-01-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK If you're planning on celebrating Cinco de Mayo in Arizona this year, might want...
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Stan Kegel
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May 8, 2010 12:36 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-08-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK To recap the news: Oil, too much. Greece, too little. (J. Sawyer) Today is...
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Stan Kegel
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May 15, 2010 12:52 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-0-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK It was just a crappy week for America. The oil spill making a huge mess, and...
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Stan Kegel
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May 29, 2010 7:01 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-29-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Phoenix, Ariz. is getting its first-ever Hispanic bishop. He will be appointed...
