WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-04-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK So, it's pretty crazy. Look, we're bailing out Wall Street, we're bailing out...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-28-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK I have a plan to end the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Here's what we do. We...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-21-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Now it turns out AIG gave $35 billion — not million — $35 billion of our...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-14-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Politicians in the state of Iowa have voted to rename their Department of Elder...
From: Bill Maher <http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules> New Rule: You can't bum-rush the president for autographs after he just lectured you for an hour...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-07-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK In light of recent developments, the famous phrase "Not for all the tea in China"...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-28-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK People magazine revealed that Obama will finally get his daughters a dog in April....
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-21-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK There's an exciting new concept to lower the unemployment rate. If you're over 45,...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-14-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Monday is President’s Day. Legend has it George Washington heaved a silver...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-07-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The trouble with the economy is that we’re operating in the red while hoping to...
What's the Good Kurd? Jalal was a vocal supporter of Kurdistan unification and the rights of his fellow countrymen living abroad. Because of his involvement in...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-31-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK And so just how popular is our new president? The way I see it, if it ain’t...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-24-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Every single TV network was covering the inauguration except Fox; they're still...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-17-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK On the 20th, inauguration day, the USA will become an Obama-nation to the rest of...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-10-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK George W. H. Bush, father of President George W. Bush, said his son, Jeb Bush,...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-03-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Barack Obama was voted the Most Admired Man in America and Hillary Clinton was...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-27-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK So the Bush years are coming to a close. It’s the end of an error. (Jerry Smith)...
The New York Times: DECEMBER 26, 2008, 12:25 PM Here’s Your ‘08 Comedy Stimulus Package: A Baleful Bailout Year in Revue Guest Humorist | Daniel Kurtzman ...
From: Capital Steps <http://www.capsteps.com/lirty/election2008.html> Lirty Dies: Load to the Erection 2008 A Spoonerism look at the Campaigns To Listen to a...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-20-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Dubya finally found them, Loafers of Mass Destruction! Maybe now people will...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-13-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK An extra second will be added on at the end of the year so that we can stay in...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-06-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The Labor Department announced that over 1,100 lawyers lost their jobs last month....
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-29-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK I'll tell you how bad the economy is. Last night I saw Jack Nicholson at a...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-22-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Everyone is waiting to see what Barack Obama has got planned. We already know his...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-15-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK And Barack Obama being very deferential to President Bush. Obama said last week,...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-08-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK FOX news reported today that the election never happened. It was all just a dream....
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-01-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Just six days from today, we'll know for sure exactly which candidate will be...
