WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-13-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK An extra second will be added on at the end of the year so that we can stay in...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-06-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The Labor Department announced that over 1,100 lawyers lost their jobs last month....
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-29-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK I'll tell you how bad the economy is. Last night I saw Jack Nicholson at a...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-22-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Everyone is waiting to see what Barack Obama has got planned. We already know his...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-15-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK And Barack Obama being very deferential to President Bush. Obama said last week,...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-08-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK FOX news reported today that the election never happened. It was all just a dream....
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-01-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Just six days from today, we'll know for sure exactly which candidate will be...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-25-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK An economic advisor to the president says parts of the United States seem to be in...
Silicon Valley, CA, 10-23-08: People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-18-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Tonight was the very last presidential debate — which means prayer does work....
Humerus News Special: The Al Smith Transcripts Bit of context: The 63rd annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner in New York is a tradition place for...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-11-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK President Bush gave a speech today about the economy, and he said that he believes...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-04-08 PART 2: THE REST OF THE NEWS AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK A new study has found that the number of illegal...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-04-08 PART 1: THE BAILOUT & THE DEBATES AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Economists are now claiming that our nation's...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-27-08 Part 2 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK PETA has asked Ben & Jerry to stop using cow's milk in their ice cream and...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-27-08 Part 1 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The federal government will bail out the financial industry. It’s broke,...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-20-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK If the strategy of the Democrats is to HARASS SARAH, they have to come up with a...
1. "As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-13-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK There is some good news for John McCain: According to the latest polls, McCain has...
BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-06-08 #One of the big themes for convention speakers was that we need to elect a Republican that will go in and clean up the...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-06-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE Part 2: THE REST OF THE NEWS TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Lindsay Lohan wrote Tuesday that people are focusing...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-06-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE Part 1: THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK One of the big themes for convention speakers...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-30-08 Part 2 The Rest of the News AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The Beijing Olympics officially ended yesterday with...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-30-08 Part1 The Democratic Convention AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Now we go from the Beijing Olympics to the...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-23-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Jamaican Usain Bolt shattered the world record in the men's 100 meter dash to win...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-16-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The Chinese government says that’s not smog you see on your TV when you watch...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-02-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Alluding to the surplus that Bush inherited on taking office in 2001: "The...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 07-26-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK McCain said he'd balance the budget by the end of the year, and Barack Obama said...
