From: Andy Borowitz <andy@...> THE BOROWITZ REPORT -- FEBRUARY 1, 2012 GAY TIGER ATTACKS SANTORUM Animal 'Taunted' by Bestiality Remarks LAS...
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Feb 4, 2012 11:58 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-04-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Of the top two GOP presidential candidates, "one is a practicing polygamist, and...
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Feb 11, 2012 11:20 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-11-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Rick Santorum has won tonight in Minnesota, Missouri and Colorado. This is great...
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Feb 18, 2012 12:12 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-18-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hi,...
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Feb 25, 2012 12:19 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-25-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Rick Santorium has taken the lead in polls over Mitt Romney. I'd say he has come...
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Feb 29, 2012 12:45 pm
The Comedy Wire <http://www.comedy-wire.com/joke.htm> COMEDY WIRE NEWS 02-29-12 By Pat Reeder & Laura Ainsworth =-=-=-=-=-= I Thought Babies Weighed A Lot More...
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Mar 3, 2012 12:39 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-03-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Despite the claims of the "Birthers," surely our president's family is American,...
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Mar 6, 2012 8:04 am
From: Paul Benoit <phyfendrum@...> I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW Questions they forgot to ask [R] candidates during the Republican Debates ...
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Mar 7, 2012 11:00 am
THE WOMEN FIGHT BACK They say turn around is fair play. In Missouri, House member Stacey Newman has proposed an legislation to allow a vasectomy only to...
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Mar 11, 2012 12:25 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-10-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Songwriter Robert B. Sherman, who gave us 'It's A Small World ', has died at the...
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Mar 17, 2012 9:51 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-16-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Our President claims he does not cheat at golf. I don’t care, you don’t care,...
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Mar 24, 2012 12:31 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-24-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Mitt Romney's group are converting the dead to Mormons, Santorum's henchmen are...
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Mar 31, 2012 10:58 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-31-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Studies show American students are becoming less proficient in math. Experts say...
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Apr 7, 2012 8:32 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-07-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Mitt Romney is trying to get female voters and Rick Santorum said, "What? Women...
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Apr 14, 2012 9:08 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-14-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Some wonder if Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino can survive the scandal...
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Apr 14, 2012 9:13 am
TEEN DATING IN ARIZONA The Arizona legislature has passed a bill stating that pregnancy starts at the time of the woman’s last menstrual period prior to...
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Apr 21, 2012 11:31 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-21-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The recent North Korean rocket launch failed after a little more than a minute....
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Apr 28, 2012 10:32 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-28-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Generally, the higher a player is taken in the draft, the more money he ends up...
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May 5, 2012 7:06 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-05-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Production will begin this September on a sequel to "Dumb and Dumber." The movie...
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May 5, 2012 7:29 am
From: Daniel Kurtzman - About.com Political Humor Guide <politicalhumor.guide@...> BEST JOKES FROM THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER President Obama...
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May 11, 2012 9:22 am
I CAME TO BURY CAESAR CALIFORNIA DECRIMINALIZES CAESAR SALAD - LIBERTARIANS CHEER VICTORY WASHINGTON, DC -- California decriminalized the sale of Caesar salad...
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May 11, 2012 3:50 pm
From: Burt Juda <jokester@...> A QUESTION AND ANSWER In 1954, when Ben Gurion was prime minister, he travelled to the USA to meet with President...
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May 12, 2012 9:51 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-12-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE = = = = = There will not be an issue of Weakly Humerus News next week. We will return 05-25-12 = = = = = ...
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May 26, 2012 11:06 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-26-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK According to a study released today, the average member of Congress can only speak...
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Jun 2, 2012 7:37 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 06-02-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The world’s richest woman is an Australian who made her money in mining. Is this...
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Jun 9, 2012 1:38 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 06-09-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Drew Barrymore has gotten married for the third time. Her first marriage lasted...
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Jun 16, 2012 10:12 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 06-16-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Madonna exposed her breast during a concert in Turkey. Apparently, it’s just not...
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Jun 23, 2012 11:18 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 06-23-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK "Vagina. There, I said it. And gentlemen, if you can't say it, you sure as heck...
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Jun 30, 2012 11:31 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 06-30-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Twitter went down for several hours the other day. For a period, users had to rely...
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Jul 14, 2012 1:23 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 07-14-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Mitt Romney is said to have offshore bank accounts. Barack Obama is said to have...
