" I spent the entire dream fishing a single Griffith's Gnat. " Harry Middleton Rivers of Memory [1993] -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA,...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 1, 2003 2:10 pm
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... 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the ... 12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he ... -- Jimmy...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 1, 2003 2:13 pm
923
Just want to advise ya'll that I'm still having computer problems. That's why all you hear out of me is the daily quote and jokes to the joke list. My problem...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 1, 2003 2:22 pm
924
Today's Quote provided by Ken McGillivray - TNX, Ken, all submissions appreciated and used. JIMMY D "It's what you call a Green-arsed Hornet", said Shad. ...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 2, 2003 1:23 pm
925
MARRIAGE BUT NO BABIES! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. MARRIAGE, BUT NO BABIES ! The father being...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 2, 2003 1:27 pm
926
I think I have my overheating problem cured. When I opened the sides on my tower, I was surprised that there was no fan for the hard drive. NADA! The only...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 2, 2003 10:31 pm
927
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 3, 2003 1:19 pm
928
" An elderly member of a distinguished fishing club . . . became so bored during the winter closed season that he took his fly boxes to bed. The wife, plucking...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 3, 2003 1:22 pm
929
Jimmy, Normally there is not a fan for the hard drive. The harddrive does not need a seperate fan for cooling. It sounds like you have another problem in you...
" . . . . spending more time with my fly firmly attached to the branches of trees and almost none of it attached to the lips of a trout. " Tom Sutcliff, M.S. ...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 4, 2003 3:53 pm
931
Today's joke stuff provided by BART. TNX. Bart. JIMMY D At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 4, 2003 3:56 pm
932
QUOTE DELAYED. SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS AND ALSO HEADED TO RANCH TO CHECK FOR DAMAGE. WILL SEND QUOTE THIS EVENING. -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 5, 2003 5:19 pm
933
" When you think you have a handle on trout fishing, the wiley trout will make a damn fool out of you. " JIMMY D MOORE June 5, 2003 P.S. Got through the...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 6, 2003 12:51 am
934
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER - Furnished by Jeff Frye ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 6, 2003 12:56 am
935
" My mere presence has spoiled the fishing in half a dozen states. " Art Scheck Warmwater Fly Fishing Magazine [1998] -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 6, 2003 10:05 pm
936
Late again. Sorry, been keeping the phone lines open all day for Jody's doc to call about biopsy results on Uterus. Negative, thank the Lord. She's had...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 6, 2003 11:26 pm
937
" Your line must always be fastened securely to the axle of the spool. If you forget once and a fish strips the reel naked, you deserve several kicks. If you...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 7, 2003 12:56 pm
938
Today's joke furnished by Dr. Doug The Substitute Organist The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to, after the worship service, ask...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 7, 2003 1:02 pm
939
... -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, TF&G,VP-GRTU Owner/Webmaster - Worldwide Flyfishing Info. ...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 8, 2003 2:57 pm
940
" Under the conditions then prevailing - the thermometer recording 97 degrees in the shade, the stream at its lowest point, and the temperature of the water...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 8, 2003 2:59 pm
941
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 9, 2003 6:02 am
942
" The chief difference between big-game fishing and weightlifting is that weightlifters never clutter up their library walls with stuffed barbells." Ed Zern ...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 9, 2003 1:23 pm
943
This one is the BEST !!!! Have A Great Day! JIMMY D A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and the...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 10, 2003 1:34 pm
944
" Most fishing rods work better if you grasp them at the thick end. If you grasp a fisherman at the thick end, you may get a thumb bit off." Ed Zern How To...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 10, 2003 1:38 pm
945
I fished the Llano yesterday and again this morning. Fishing was the best I've seen in sometime. Three Largemouth over 18" and tons of Perch and Guadalupe...
Ran out of QUOTES ;-) Just kidding - doctor appointments all day long. Finally home again. "The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 11, 2003 8:21 pm
947
Provided by Mark Wendt. TNX, Mark. JIMMY D Love is grand... Divorce is a hundred grand. I am in shape... Round is a shape. Never be afraid to try something...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 11, 2003 8:25 pm
948
" It's easy to tell the tourists from the Tarpon. Tarpon have a norrow, bony plate inside their mouth on the lower jaw. Tourists, (especially those from St....
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 12, 2003 10:07 pm
949
Brain Cramps Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jun 12, 2003 10:10 pm
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" Fly fishermen are generally well camouflaged. Indeed, some are so well camouflaged that a senior member of the Fly Fishers' who fished the Kennet and...
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