A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jan 2, 2004 2:21 pm
1429
"Fly fishing or any other sport fishing, is an end in itself and not a game or competition among fishermen. . . ." Ed Zern "The Ethics, Perhaps, of Fly...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jan 2, 2004 2:34 pm
1430
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway,...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 3, 2004 5:29 pm
1431
"My elation at taking that particular fish was quite beyond rational justification. I experienced an illusion of triumph which contained not only the...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jan 3, 2004 5:32 pm
1432
Subject: Over 35 People over 35 should be dead. Here's why ............ According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 4, 2004 5:33 am
1433
Amen, Jimmy! Keith ... From: Jimmy D. Moore Sent: Saturday, January 03, 2004 11:23 PM Subject: [hillcountryflyfishers] JOKE FOR THE DAY - SUNDAY Subject: Over...
"As the old fisherman remarked after explaining the various ways to attach a frog to a hook, it's all the same to the frog." Paul Schullery Mountain Time...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 4, 2004 2:45 pm
1435
AND THEN GOD CREATED TEXAS ! Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 4, 2004 3:50 pm
1436
Government Agencies - Provided by Rick Zieger 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 5, 2004 3:29 pm
1437
"Take my friends and my home - - - as an outcast I'll roam: Take the money I have in the bank: It is just what I wish, but deprive me of fish, and my life...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 5, 2004 3:31 pm
1438
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish. #19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 6, 2004 4:55 am
1439
Success in fly fishing depends on . . . . . . . . . . . . ? I'm sure this will generate a decent thread and it'll be about fly fishing. I'll start it off: 1....
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 7, 2004 1:37 pm
1440
[English phrase] -- [Chinese Interpretation] Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. -- Kum Hia Nao Orange Juice -- Tang Stupid Man...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 7, 2004 2:02 pm
1441
Picked up a new fishing book at the used book store yesterday. Title is "The Angler's Life" - Collecting and Traditions, by Laurence Sheehan, Photography by...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 7, 2004 2:43 pm
1442
~~~~~~~~~~~><}}}'> Bill Throne Note: forwarded message attached. ... Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Hotjobs: Enter the "Signing Bonus" Sweepstakes Note: forwarded...
wilhilm51@...
Jan 7, 2004 3:15 pm
1443
Yep! it fits, wear it!! This was too good to wait till tomorrow. Subject: Remember when My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 7, 2004 5:14 pm
1444
As a trucker stops for a red light, a girl catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window,...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 8, 2004 1:23 pm
1445
"Le poisson est un animal dont la croissance est excessivement rapide entre le moment où il est pris et le moment où le pêcheur en fait la description à ...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 8, 2004 1:26 pm
1446
"The Brits" The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine ...
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the ...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 9, 2004 11:25 pm
1450
"Le pêcheur maladroit ne fait que troubler l'eau." "The awkward fisherman does nothing but disturb the water." Provided by Pierre Masson, our VFB neighbor...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 10, 2004 2:43 pm
1451
Only a true southerner This is dedicated to my southern ancestors, which is probably ALL of them after they got here from "over thar" ! 1.) Only a true...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 10, 2004 2:50 pm
1452
If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this will bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 11, 2004 1:46 pm
1453
Provided by Gary Webb "Like 'military intelligence' and 'airline cuisine','sophisticated angler' is an oxymoron." Tom McGuane -- JIMMY D. MOORE Outdoor Humor...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 11, 2004 1:46 pm
1454
Thought you needed a smile today. Why We Love Children 1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 12, 2004 1:15 pm
1455
If this is a repeat, I'm sorry. An elderly member oa a distinguished fishing club became so bored during the winter closed season that he started taking his...
Jimmy D. Moore
rayado@...
Jan 12, 2004 6:57 pm
1456
Did I send this one ? ;-) Provided by the venerable Allan Fish! ... JIMMY D. MOORE Outdoor Humor Writer. Author of "MOON HOLLER MISFITS" Member Texas Outdoor...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Jan 13, 2004 2:12 pm
1457
" If thy fly rod offend thee, buy a new one. A fly fisher can never have too many fly rods." Just made that one up. Have a Great Day! -- JIMMY D. MOORE ...
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