A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 1, 2003 6:52 pm
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"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fly fish and he'll become an arrogant S.O.B. arguing for dry fly fishing, nymph fishing, or whether...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 1, 2003 6:54 pm
1205
" In 1918 I realized that the growing use of the automobile, with its easy transportation, would soon spoil all public trout fishing. " Edward R. Hewitt A...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 2, 2003 1:33 pm
1206
GREAT TRUTHS GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 2, 2003 1:33 pm
1207
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 3, 2003 12:13 pm
1208
" Fishing books, lit by emotion recollected in tranquility, are like poetry. We do not think of them as books but as people. They are our companions and not...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 3, 2003 12:13 pm
1209
-- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, Texas Fish & Game, VP Chapter Affairs GRTU, FFF Owner/Webmaster - Worldwide Flyfishing Info. ...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 3, 2003 3:09 pm
1210
Jewish Boy in Catholic School - Provided by Alan Di Soma ... learning ... in ... hello. ... papers ... work. His ... hitting ... while ... little ... went ... ...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 4, 2003 2:19 pm
1211
" Fishing books should ooze from a riverbank, not rocket out of publisher's offices in big cities." Neil Patterson Chalkstream Chronicles -- Jimmy D. Moore -...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 4, 2003 2:24 pm
1212
" I don't mind my hand shaking so much; it improves my "S" cast." Spoken by Ed Zern, one of our greatest angling humorists, not long before he died from...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 5, 2003 1:55 pm
1213
Federal Aviation Agency ... -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, Texas Fish & Game, VP Chapter Affairs GRTU, FFF Owner/Webmaster - Worldwide...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 5, 2003 1:59 pm
1214
I'm running this again due to several requests. Hope you enjoy it. ... By VFB, FFW & HCFF Member, JIMMY D. MOORE ... -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 6, 2003 2:14 pm
1215
WHY MEN LIE One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and ...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 6, 2003 2:28 pm
1216
"Jim Deren, the legendary proprietor of the Anglers Roost in New York City, once asked Neil Patterson, author of Chalkstream Chronicles, if Neil had ever seen...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 6, 2003 2:40 pm
1217
Never throw a long line when a short one will serve your purpose. Richard Penn [1833] -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, Texas Fish & Game, VP...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 7, 2003 10:06 pm
1218
Wabitts A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, "Do you keep widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper gets down on his...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 7, 2003 11:44 pm
1219
colonoscopies ... _________________________________________________ -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, Texas Fish & Game, VP Chapter Affairs GRTU,...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 8, 2003 2:36 pm
1220
"According to George M. Kelson, one shouldnt write about salmon fishing until hes caught 3,000 salmon, If that were a true requirement (for any species) the...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 8, 2003 2:37 pm
1221
Provided by Jim Burbank. Let's get the story straight - THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES ... -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, Texas Fish &...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 9, 2003 5:04 pm
1222
" There would be a lot less divorce in the country if more husbands and wives fished together. Spouses that fish together stay together." Patrick McManus "The...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 9, 2003 5:09 pm
1223
" When you've thrown every fly in your fly box, and caught nary a fish - PUNT! JIMMY D -- Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, Texas Fish & Game, VP...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 10, 2003 11:59 pm
1224
Subject: The difference between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans - Provided by our own Dean Endress. Situational Issue: You're walking down a deserted street...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 11, 2003 12:04 am
1225
" Show me a man who fishes in winter, and I'll show you a fanatic. Actually, I'll get the better of the deal, because for sheer spectacle a fanatic doesn't...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 11, 2003 1:54 pm
1226
Thanks to Rick Zieger for this one. You may have seen some of these... _________________________________ Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. ...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 11, 2003 1:56 pm
1227
Today's quote provided by Gary Webb. "Some people are under the imression that all that is required to make a good fisherman is the ability to tell lies easily...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 12, 2003 1:28 pm
1228
Today's joke provided by Alan Di Soma. Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 12, 2003 1:35 pm
1229
To kick things up a notch on this quiet day, I wrote the following for ya'll. If'n you don't unnerstand sum of it, jest holler! WORDS YAWL WILL HEAR IN SUTHIN...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 12, 2003 10:14 pm
1230
Hi Gang! Jody finished her radiation treatments last Thursday. We go to Houston tomorrow for birth of our grandaughter "Katie", then when we return, I'll...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 13, 2003 12:27 am
1231
Since I'll be out of town Monday and possibly Tue and then the Operation on Thur or Fri. I won't be able to send the Daily Quote this week. Rick, if you like,...
Jimmy D. Moore
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Oct 13, 2003 1:01 am
1232
Number 6 grand kid arrived last night at 7:35 p.m. CDT. Katie Elizabeth Moore - 7 pounds, 13 ounces and 20 3/4" long. Katie, Mom and Dad are all doing well....
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