If child-induced cabin fever has led you to contemplate such things as what might happen if Pat the Bunny and Clifford the Big Red Dog got in a fight or whether Gerber biter biscuits are a suitable appetizer for the dinner you're supposed to have on the table before your wife gets home, this is the group for you. If when another kid knocks over your baby at the playground you respond by wiping her tears and saying, "Sometimes we just have to take one for the team," you are not alone. If you have recently googled stay-at-home moms but what you secretly hoped to find on the inner webs are other trapped-at-home dads, look no further.

I am a regular guy who stays at home with a baby. I need desperately to get out of the house and hope to find my daughter some playmates other than me and the pets. If you and your kids can help, please drop me a line.

I will be at the play area at Mall of Georgia in front of Nordstrom on Thursday, April 5 at 1:00. I'll be the one with the squealing ten-month-old.

Should you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me at cocktailswithkevin@hotmail.com