Funny Quotes - Riding the Aligator On my way to the elevator with my granddaughter (who must have been all of three years old), she asked me quite seriously,...
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famouswba
May 29, 2006 9:58 pm
Funny Quotes She is a peacock in everything but beauty. - Oscar Wilde Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde He has no...
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famouswba
Jun 7, 2006 8:38 pm
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famouswba
Jun 16, 2006 8:58 pm
Funny Quotes - Funny Love Quotes Love is a serious mental disease. - Plato Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not. -...
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famouswba
Jul 11, 2006 4:26 am
Funny Quotes - Sporting Event Quotes Actual quotes by Commentators at various sporting events. "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this...
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famouswba
Jul 24, 2006 4:21 pm
Funny Jokes - Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny ...
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famouswba
Jul 31, 2006 6:39 pm
Mae West Quotes "I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted." Mae West (1892 - 1980) "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." Mae West,...
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famouswba
Aug 18, 2006 1:26 am
Funny Quotes <http://www.quotationsr.us/> Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. - George Burns If...
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famouswba
Nov 21, 2006 8:10 pm
New Funny Quotes <http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/> Blog Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -...
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famouswba
Nov 21, 2006 9:56 pm
Funny Quotes <http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/> - Henny Youngman <http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/> I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -...
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famouswba
Dec 19, 2006 11:13 pm
<h1>Love Quotes</h1> "True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs...
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famouswba
Dec 19, 2006 11:15 pm
Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all...
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famouswba
Dec 19, 2006 11:15 pm
Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: "More...
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famouswba
Jan 4, 2007 3:53 pm
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my...
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Amrita da gr8
amrita_babe_hot
Apr 21, 2007 2:59 pm
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Kareem
kareem692003
Sep 7, 2007 8:47 pm
A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen." The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord"...
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beezlebub007
Jul 20, 2008 9:29 pm
laugh and the world laughs with u,cry and the world laughs louder...
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Raja Gopal
rajaa_engineers
Nov 22, 2008 11:34 pm
-- Be happy by making others happy...
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Johnnie
rainbowmagick_1
Nov 29, 2008 12:20 am
And I thought this Group was Dead ......
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famouswba
Nov 29, 2008 12:20 am
On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime....
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famouswba
Nov 29, 2008 12:20 am
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. - P. J. O Rourke...
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famouswba
Nov 29, 2008 12:20 am
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. - William Shakespeare...
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Acan Gladys
ayaprady
Dec 7, 2008 1:14 am
the most miserable days are those in which we did not laugh....
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Tom F
tc01302
Dec 29, 2008 7:22 am
I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers. -Kahlil...
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Tom F
tc01302
Jan 4, 2009 7:10 am
"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's...
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Tom F
tc01302
Jan 4, 2009 7:10 am
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money...
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Tom F
tc01302
Jan 15, 2009 6:43 am
The Internal Revenue Code is about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news. - Don Rickles...
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Tom F
tc01302
Jan 25, 2009 8:37 pm
On a visit to New York, Harpo Marx was bombarded by requests from various charities to appear at their benefits. After one particularly persistent woman had...
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famouswba
Feb 1, 2009 3:40 pm
Funny Quotes - Ambassador "An ambassador is a person who, having failed to secure an office from the people, is given one by the Administration on condition...
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hbsstt3
Jul 9, 2009 6:30 pm
Never start a game of peek aboo on a long journey, it has no end... finally i grabbed him by the bib and said"look, it's always gonna be me"...
