Funny Quotes - Stars and Mud When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either. - Leo Burnett Funny...
Funny Quotes - Compromise Quotes Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. - Sherry Rothfield ...
Funny Quotes - Lunch Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles [1915 - 1985] http://funnyquotations.blogspot.com/...
Funny Quotes - Food Quotes I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient. - Cyra McFadden http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ ...
Funny Quotes - Food Quotes Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French Sour cream makes it Russian lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. ...
I Cannot Go To School Today by Shel Silverstein "I cannot go to school today" Said little Peggy Ann Mckay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash...
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Funny Quotes - Riding the Aligator On my way to the elevator with my granddaughter (who must have been all of three years old), she asked me quite seriously,...
Funny Quotes She is a peacock in everything but beauty. - Oscar Wilde Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde He has no...
Funny Quotes - Funny Love Quotes Love is a serious mental disease. - Plato Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not. -...
Funny Quotes - Sporting Event Quotes Actual quotes by Commentators at various sporting events. "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this...
Mae West Quotes "I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted." Mae West (1892 - 1980) "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." Mae West,...
Funny Quotes <http://www.quotationsr.us/> Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. - George Burns If...
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Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all...
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my...
A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen." The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord"...
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