Funny Quotes - Stars and Mud When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either. - Leo Burnett Funny...
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Apr 1, 2006 9:21 pm
Funny Quotes - Compromise Quotes Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. - Sherry Rothfield ...
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Apr 2, 2006 2:11 am
Funny Quotes - Lunch Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles [1915 - 1985] http://funnyquotations.blogspot.com/...
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Apr 2, 2006 6:35 pm
Funny Quotes - Animals My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz [1950 - ] Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/> Funny Jokes...
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Apr 3, 2006 4:13 pm
Funny Quotes - Food Quotes I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient. - Cyra McFadden http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ ...
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Apr 4, 2006 3:54 am
Funny Quotes - Food Quotes Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French Sour cream makes it Russian lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. ...
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Apr 25, 2006 1:07 am
I Cannot Go To School Today by Shel Silverstein "I cannot go to school today" Said little Peggy Ann Mckay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash...
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May 7, 2006 2:31 am
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly until you learn how to do it well. - Zig Ziglar http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/ ...
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May 7, 2006 2:53 am
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies. - Adrienne Gusoff...
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May 21, 2006 5:50 pm
Funny Quotes - Cat Quotes It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. - Adlai Stevenson The cat is the only animal without...
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May 23, 2006 7:05 am
Funny Quotes - Be yourself Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. - Unknown...
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May 29, 2006 5:31 pm
Funny Quotes - Recycled thoughts for the day I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ...
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May 29, 2006 8:52 pm
Funny Quotes - Riding the Aligator On my way to the elevator with my granddaughter (who must have been all of three years old), she asked me quite seriously,...
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May 29, 2006 9:58 pm
Funny Quotes She is a peacock in everything but beauty. - Oscar Wilde Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde He has no...
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Jun 7, 2006 8:38 pm
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Jun 16, 2006 8:58 pm
Funny Quotes - Funny Love Quotes Love is a serious mental disease. - Plato Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not. -...
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Jul 11, 2006 4:26 am
Funny Quotes - Sporting Event Quotes Actual quotes by Commentators at various sporting events. "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this...
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Jul 24, 2006 4:21 pm
Funny Jokes - Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny ...
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Jul 31, 2006 6:39 pm
Mae West Quotes "I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted." Mae West (1892 - 1980) "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." Mae West,...
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Aug 18, 2006 1:26 am
Funny Quotes <http://www.quotationsr.us/> Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. - George Burns If...
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Nov 21, 2006 8:10 pm
New Funny Quotes <http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/> Blog Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -...
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Nov 21, 2006 9:56 pm
Funny Quotes <http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/> - Henny Youngman <http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/> I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -...
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Dec 19, 2006 11:13 pm
<h1>Love Quotes</h1> "True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs...
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Dec 19, 2006 11:15 pm
Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all...
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Dec 19, 2006 11:15 pm
Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: "More...
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Jan 4, 2007 3:53 pm
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my...
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Sep 7, 2007 8:47 pm
A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen." The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord"...
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Jul 20, 2008 9:29 pm
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