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23	Funny Quotes - Riding the Aligator On my way to the elevator with my granddaughter (who must have been all of three years old), she asked me quite seriously,...	famouswba	May 29, 2006 8:52 pm
24	Funny Quotes She is a peacock in everything but beauty. - Oscar Wilde Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde He has no...	famouswba	May 29, 2006 9:58 pm
25	http://quotes.wordpress.com/...	famouswba	Jun 7, 2006 8:38 pm
26	Funny Quotes - Funny Love Quotes Love is a serious mental disease. - Plato Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not. -...	famouswba	Jun 16, 2006 8:58 pm
27	Funny Quotes - Sporting Event Quotes Actual quotes by Commentators at various sporting events. "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this...	famouswba	Jul 11, 2006 4:26 am
28	Funny Jokes - Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny ...	famouswba	Jul 24, 2006 4:21 pm
29	Mae West Quotes "I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted." Mae West (1892 - 1980) "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." Mae West,...	famouswba	Jul 31, 2006 6:39 pm
30	Funny Quotes <http://www.quotationsr.us/> Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. - George Burns If...	famouswba	Aug 18, 2006 1:26 am
31	New Funny Quotes <http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/> Blog Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -...	famouswba	Nov 21, 2006 8:10 pm
32	Funny Quotes <http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/> - Henny Youngman <http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/> I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -...	famouswba	Nov 21, 2006 9:56 pm
33	<h1>Love Quotes</h1> "True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs...	famouswba	Dec 19, 2006 11:13 pm
34	Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all...	famouswba	Dec 19, 2006 11:15 pm
35	Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: "More...	famouswba	Dec 19, 2006 11:15 pm
36	My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my...	famouswba	Jan 4, 2007 3:53 pm
37	hey ... Check out what you're missing if you're not on Yahoo! Messenger...	Amrita da gr8 amrita_babe_hot	Apr 21, 2007 2:59 pm
38	A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen." The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord"...	Kareem kareem692003	Sep 7, 2007 8:47 pm
39	laugh and the world laughs with u,cry and the world laughs louder...	beezlebub007	Jul 20, 2008 9:29 pm
40	-- Be happy by making others happy...	Raja Gopal rajaa_engineers	Nov 22, 2008 11:34 pm
41	And I thought this Group was Dead ......	Johnnie rainbowmagick_1	Nov 29, 2008 12:20 am
42	On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime....	famouswba	Nov 29, 2008 12:20 am
43	Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. - P. J. O Rourke...	famouswba	Nov 29, 2008 12:20 am
44	Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. - William Shakespeare...	famouswba	Nov 29, 2008 12:20 am
45	the most miserable days are those in which we did not laugh....	Acan Gladys ayaprady	Dec 7, 2008 1:14 am
46	I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers. -Kahlil...	Tom F tc01302	Dec 29, 2008 7:22 am
47	"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's...	Tom F tc01302	Jan 4, 2009 7:10 am
48	You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money...	Tom F tc01302	Jan 4, 2009 7:10 am
49	The Internal Revenue Code is about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news. - Don Rickles...	Tom F tc01302	Jan 15, 2009 6:43 am
50	On a visit to New York, Harpo Marx was bombarded by requests from various charities to appear at their benefits. After one particularly persistent woman had...	Tom F tc01302	Jan 25, 2009 8:37 pm
51	Funny Quotes - Ambassador "An ambassador is a person who, having failed to secure an office from the people, is given one by the Administration on condition...	famouswba	Feb 1, 2009 3:40 pm
52	Never start a game of peek aboo on a long journey, it has no end... finally i grabbed him by the bib and said"look, it's always gonna be me"...	hbsstt3	Jul 9, 2009 6:30 pm

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