The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term...
Rednecks - the other side of the story. We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that...
Tired of the inconvenience of driving from the airport to his country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with pontoons so he could land on the lake...
Potato Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams. About halfway through dinner I called the waitress over and said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad." She nodded,...
You Think!? A witness to a car crash kept saying things like, "I think the light was yellow," or, "I think it was still raining." The cross-examining lawyer...
The wrong color A woman went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the...
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely...
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day...
We took my sons, ages seven and five, up to Friendship Park for a picnic. My seven year old read the sign with the playground rules to his brother. "Do not...
Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company. One day Kimo is headed to work on his bus route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at the side...
Long ago there was once an old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application, "What are you going to do with the...
A group of Czechoslovakian tourists were camping in Yellowstone National Park. While the others set up tents, a few went to gather firewood. There were plenty...
METHODIST SQUIRRELS There were four country churches in a small Arkansas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the...
Fire wagon A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung...
Computer vs. Cars For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo ...
I'm worried about the staff at my new HMO - do these seem right to you? HMO clinical definitions: Benign................What you be after you be eight. ...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better...
A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one...
Life or Death Issue There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. "You gotta help me find my...
Appliance salesman: You'll like this range. For instance, you put in a roast, you set the oven control, then you go out all day. When you come home at night,...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my...
A young boy went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked at the items she had purchased. He found a package of panty hose and began to...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face. Before the bartender...
Surgeons invited to dinner parties are often asked to carve the meat -- or worse yet, to watch the host carve while commenting on the surgeon's occupation. At...
"There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age." "I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarian and...
More ironic than funny... Conflicting Proverbs Actions speak louder than words. The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap. He who hesitates is...
A thief in Paris almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre, but was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked...
I love the moral of this story.... The Old Poodle A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles,...
