MESSAGE FOR THE 4TH!! REMEMBER……….. HE\SHE WHO COMES FORTH ON THE FOURTH WITH A FIFTH, MIGHT NOT COME FORTH ON THE FIFTH! PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. Better...
Funny Jokes - DYING MAN A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A...
Funny Jokes - Humor and Funny Jokes - Emotional Extremes The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional...
The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. "How are you feeling?" the visitor asked. "Oh," said...
One year, Johnny's family was having an "extended family" 4th of July cookout at their home. One of the special treats that year was lighting the fireworks...
Funny Jokes - Stupid Questions Who Says There's No Such Thing As a Stupid Question? Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the...
Funny Jokes - Humor and Funny Jokes - Kids' Deep Thoughts -- Apparently from an actual newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep...
Funny Jokes - MY kind of woman A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,...
Funny Jokes - Baking cookies with your cat! Baking Cookies (with your cat) 1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe. 2. Get cup of coffee. 3. Get cat off of...
Humor and Funny Jokes - Letter from the Tooth Fairy Dear _________________ : Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night. While we make...
Funny Jokes - Lawyer Jokes - Lunch Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to...
Funny Jokes - Humor and Funny Jokes I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point...
Funny Jokes - Doing Nothing Hubert was overheard telling his friend: "I was relaxing in my favorite chair on Sunday, reading the newspaper, watching a football...
Funny Jokes - Truths SOME TIME-HONOURED TRUTHS: 1. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,...
The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband. She confided in a friend, "We had such a...
The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke down, so they had to hire a man to crawl around in the ducts and figure out what was wrong. As the man peeked down...
Funny Jokes - The Substitute Organist The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to, after the worship service, ask the congregation to...
Funny Jokes - Sex Education A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in...
Funny Jokes - British cowboy A British cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. The locals always picked on the Brits and when the cowboy...
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house...
Hubert called the obituary section of a local newspaper. He inquired, "Tell me, how much would it cost to have an obitualry printed?" The ad clerk politely...
Funny Jokes - All banged up.... "What happened to you?" asked a hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went to the Amusement...
Funny Jokes - Real Ads ~Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. ~Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be...
Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers club after work. One Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he...
Funny Jokes - Family Fortunes Genuine contestants' answers from the TV game 'Family Fortunes' (same as US's Family Feud) We asked one hundred people to name:...
Funny Jokes One day this man was jumping up and down on a manhole cover, screaming at the top of his lungs, "Seventeen!! Seventeen!!" Intrigued by the man's...
Humor and Funny Jokes - Family stress test Score 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely true, 2 if it is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always...
Funny Jokes - Doctors & Lawyers A lawyer and a doctor are at a party. A woman approaches the doctor and asks him how she should treat a particular ailment. The...
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every...
Funny Jokes - Wake up, Teach.! An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting...
