A woman had a beautiful black cat with white feet named Socks. Socks spent his days outside and came indoors only at night. One cool October evening, he...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
May 4, 2006 12:20 am
Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. A man's home is...
Funny Jokes - Easter Jokes - Resurrection A pastor was speaking to a group of second-graders about the resurrection of Jesus when one student asked, "What did...
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famouswba
May 7, 2006 2:52 am
Funny Jokes - Old Girlfriend's Miniskirt When short hemlines came back into fashion, my old girlfriend dug an old miniskirt out of her closet. She tried it...
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famouswba
May 7, 2006 6:46 am
Funny Jokes - A joke so old it has wrinkles A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several...
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famouswba
May 10, 2006 8:54 pm
Funny Jokes - Vampire Joke From D. Trudeau Riddle: What is Dracula's favorite movie? Answer: "The Vampire Strikes Back"...
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famouswba
May 11, 2006 11:19 pm
Funny Jokes - Scotch & Water A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she...
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famouswba
May 11, 2006 11:27 pm
Funny Jokes - U.S. Government employee evaluations http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ THESE ARE ACTUAL QUOTES TAKEN FROM GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE...
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famouswba
May 11, 2006 11:28 pm
Funny Jokes - K-9 To The Rescue The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it's superior K-9 unit, was some what taken back by a recent incident. Returning...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
May 12, 2006 3:38 pm
* Funny Jokes - Humor and Funny Jokes * Happy Mom's Day! The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
May 15, 2006 8:15 pm
Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop...
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famouswba
May 21, 2006 4:39 pm
Funny Jokes - Proverbs for a computer 1) Home is where you hang your @. 2) The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3) A journey of a...
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famouswba
May 21, 2006 4:52 pm
Funny Jokes - State Mottos Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ...
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famouswba
May 21, 2006 9:45 pm
Funny Jokes - Twins The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!" The...
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famouswba
May 21, 2006 9:47 pm
Funny Jokes - Economics Unravelled ... a blast from the past ... Gee Dubya's Economic Stimuli: 2000: The economy's booming, we deserve a tax cut. 2001: The...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
May 22, 2006 3:19 pm
Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me." The caddy argued with him...
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famouswba
May 23, 2006 7:06 am
Funny Jokes - The family dog A guest at dinner noticed the small family dog looking hungrily at every bite she took. Finally she took a small piece of meat...
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famouswba
May 23, 2006 2:42 pm
Funny Jokes - Community Service One night a teenage girl brought her new boy-friend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather...
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famouswba
May 23, 2006 3:00 pm
Funny Jokes - Opinion Survey - Worldwide Food Shortage Last month, a worldwide opinion survey was conducted by the United Nations. The only question asked was:...
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famouswba
May 23, 2006 3:37 pm
Funny Jokes - Math Jokes At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a Canadian public school teacher, was arrested trying to...
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famouswba
May 23, 2006 3:43 pm
Funny Jokes - Spelling Lesson If "GH" can stand for "P" as in "Hiccough"; If "OUGH" can stand for "O" as in "Dough" If "PHTH" can stand for "T" as in "Phthisis";...
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famouswba
May 23, 2006 3:50 pm
Funny Jokes - Who is really the Mule? The mule A city boy, named Kenny, moved to the country and bought a mule from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer...
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famouswba
May 26, 2006 10:48 pm
Funny Jokes - Classic Groaner: The Sauce A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new...
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famouswba
May 27, 2006 12:52 am
Funny Jokes - Eating A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a green bean stuffed up each nostril walks into the doctor's office. The doctor looks at him and...
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famouswba
May 27, 2006 10:34 pm
Funny Jokes - Adventure A young man told his Father, "I wantexcitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here, so I'm leaving. Don't...
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famouswba
May 27, 2006 10:44 pm
Funny Jokes - Farming - Old Farmers I saw an interview on TV where this one old farmer won ten million in the Lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was gonna...
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famouswba
May 27, 2006 10:52 pm
Funny Jokes - Farming We were looking to buy property and this over zealous realtor showed us what can only be described as a totally worn-out old farm. I mean...
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famouswba
May 28, 2006 2:22 am
Funny Jokes - Waiting for True Love Funny Jokes <http://www.jokes-joke.com/> A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular...
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famouswba
May 29, 2006 3:06 pm
Funny Jokes - ENRON I bought it on a Monday and the stock stood still. Da Enron Ron, Da Enron Ron. KennyBoy told me that I'd make a kill. Da Enron Ron, Da...
