Funny Jokes - Favorite Hymns A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single...
Funny Jokes - Stopover I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is...
Funny Jokes - Football Jokes Jocks Two star (pick your "favorite" college) football players had failed a test, and could not play football in the championship...
Funny Jokes - Golf Jokes Golf Jokes A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball...
Funny Jokes - Golf Jokes The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. ...
Funny Jokes - Golf Jokes An octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time...
Funny Jokes - Golf Jokes A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor...
Funny Jokes - Life's Imponderables..... Life's Little Questions..... Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no...
Funny Jokes - Birth control pills for granny A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the...
Funny Jokes - Male/Female Comprehension..... Words with Two Meanings... 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male..........The...
Funny Jokes - Widower Lawyer A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads, "Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray,...
Funny Jokes - Knowing the Law Q: What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law ... a great lawyer knows the...
Funny Jokes - SIGNS YOU'RE AN OVERWEIGHT COP - You spend a lot of your time trying to apprehend Big Macs. - You have two holsters: One for your gun, one for...
Funny Jokes - Easter Jokes - 3 blonds Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter...
Funny Jokes - A novice in the computer field A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat...
Funny Jokes - Hiccups A fellow walked into a drugstore and headed to the back to speak with the pharmacist. "Do you have anything for hiccups?" he asked. ...
Funny Jokes - Did You Hear About The ... Paper company that folded? Brake company on the skids? Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary? Cigarette...
Travels A torn and ragged one-dollar bill discovered that it was about to be retired from circulation. As it slowly moved along the conveyor belt to the...
Funny Jokes - Exercise regimen The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise program. Not Wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following: Monday ...
Funny Jokes - Fathers then and now ** FATHERS OF 1900 and TODAY ** ** In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their...
Funny Jokes - Card Game A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer ...
A stroke of good luck Larry wakes up with a huge hangover. He 1/2 opens his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on...
Funny Jokes - Think "Fish" ONCE A BAPTIST, ALWAYS THINK LIKE A BAPTIST John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the...
Funny Jokes - Jury Selection An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin. In preparation for the trial, the tiresome jury selection...
Funny Jokes - Marriage Update ... For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of...
Funny Jokes - A well planned life Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so...
Funny Jokes - Only in America 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...there are handicap parking...
Funny Jokes - EVER WONDER? Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see...
Funny Jokes - UNANSWERED QUESTIONS Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you ...
Funny Jokes - Classic Groaner: The Painter There was a tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested in making a buck where he could, so he often...
