Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. ...
Table of Excuses http://jokeoftheday.wordpress.com/ To save time for this department and yourself, please give your excuse by number. The list below covers...
http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ Boss said to secretary : For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary makes a call to her husband: For a week...
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid...
Stolen Parts A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the...
Grandparents http://jokeoftheday.wordpress.com/ 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd...
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice...
- I have to call John... Hello! - You are the first who reached us and you will get a Mercedes-Benz and 100,000 USD if you answer the question: Luis Armstrong...
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Scout Survival http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important...
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been...
Wolf Man http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. "Listen! I don't...
http://jokeoftheday.wordpress.com/ Octopus Instruments A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the...
Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up...
Yuma Fellow There once was a fellow from Yuma, Who told an elephant joke to a Puma. Now his skeleton lies Under hot western skies. The Puma had no sense of...
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Potato Family http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the...
Psych Quiz The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking...
LOVE SMS Love is a divine feeling Love is a divine feeling But when u lost love u r lost love is the strongest intangible thing A weapon that makes u strongand...
NAUGHTY SMS A girl phoned me the other day and said…"Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home I really deeply wish tat u r here with...
Broken Vase A tightwad was looking for a gift for a friend of his. Everything he saw in the store was too expensive. Then he came across a glass vase that had...
YOU WILL GET WHAT THE NATURE DESIRES AND YOU WILL NOT GET WHAT THE NATURE REFUSES. recession jokes !!! good one Due to recession, I sacked my Girlfriend (part...
Dear Abby: I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The...
Here are some sayings from School.....smile! Teacher: 'What is your name?' Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English,...
Apple Pie and Coffee http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ A man had trouble with his English, so his friend taught him how to say, "Apple pie and coffee," so when...
101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your...
