There were two lovers: John & Mary. They loved each other so much that they planned to do Suicide. Johnjumped first. Now it was Mary's turn. Maryclosed her...
Counting Sheep The blonde from Casper had been the brunt of dumb blonde jokes all her life and finally decided to do something about it. Boldly, she entered a...
Two hunters went out rabbit hunting when one had to poop real hard. So he went behind a bush while the other hunter found a rabbit and started gutting it....
No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice, "Find a girl just like your mother, then...
While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have...
http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. One day, some cave dwellers were watching their wives drag a dead...
MISSOURI FARM KID (Now at Camp Pendleton Basic Training Facility) Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine...
My hometown was so small... * the clinic was called Joe's Hospital and Grill * long distance calls are delayed when the area code is busy * the town Lady of...
Show and Tell A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class...
Seeing Red, White and Blue A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the...
http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ Fries I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor when the nurse walked out and said to a man sitting there, "Congratulations...
Joke- " I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" " Â Â The...
Simple Question A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions...
My wife and I had taken our two children to a popular children's movie and the theater was filling up. Just before the movie started, another family with small...
Editor note: At fast food restaurants in the US, workers at the counter used to be taught to ask "Would you like fries with that?" when something else was...
It's illustrating how ignorant the average McDonald's worker is. They just follow the script for taking orders, push the button on the computer with the right...
Tell the Truth http://home.att.net/~quotations/funny.html The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth,...
One day a mother was explaining to her young son that you should never tell a lie. She told him that God saw everything and heard everything. She explained,...
I need a raise http://home.att.net/~quotations/funny.html "I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me." "Is...
[image: http://funcrun.com/giraffe.jpg] This famous quiz game has been developed by Andersen Consulting (now Accenture) and will help you understand better...
Funny Jokes Fire Hydrant Factory A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't...
I agree with you. I had everyone howling in laughter at a local McDonald's one noontime. The order taker was asking everyone "Is it to eat here?". When it came...
Selling a Policy - Insurance Salesman A man walks into an insurance office <http://www.serenitygroup.com/> and asks for a job. "We don't need any one," they...
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