Funny Jokes - Good Luck Patrick O'Reilly was lucky. Since the day he had found that four leaf clover, everything good seemed to come his way. He had met the...
Funny Jokes - Silicon Valley Puns Crisco: A person who got fried by buying Cisco at $80 a share. Luddate: Someone you are going out with who does not...
Funny Jokes - Horse Race Bubba was from Alabama and was a hard-shell Southern Baptist. He loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was there betting ...
Funny Jokes - Diet Humor How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue ...
Funny Jokes - German Pun A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs. But as...
Funny Jokes - al-Gebra At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual claiming to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in...
Funny Jokes - Tiger Woods Golf Humor Tiger Woods and his dad are playing golf game one morning and in a rare gaffe, Tiger slices his ball deep into a ravine. ...
Three nurses died and went to Heaven, where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. To the first, he asked, "So, what did you used to do back on Earth?...
My husband had been the only driver in the family for many years. I can't drive and usually prefer to sit in the back of the family car behind the front...
Funny Jokes - Learning numbers ... The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What...
Funny Jokes - Push! My little boy sometimes had difficult bowel movements. One day, we were browsing together in a novelty and gift store. There were many...
A Senior Moment An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped ...
Funny Jokes - Government Quotes and Funny Jokes 1) Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. ............
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Funny Jokes - Diet Jokes - Low in Calories My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy...
One weekend my friend, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head. Worried that he might have a...
My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and...
Funny Jokes - Patios... My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he...
Funny Jokes - The Cause Of Arthritis! A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered...
Funny Jokes - Police Harassment Recently, a California web site ran an e-mail forum (a question and answer exchange) where the topic was "Policing the...
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs...
Funny Jokes - Over 50..... Funny Jokes <http://www.jokes-joke.com/> Chapter 1: THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a...
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After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly...
Funny Jokes - Nursing Home Next step in retirement..... No nursing home for me. I am checking into the Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home...
Funny Jokes - Optometrist Charges An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how...
Funny Jokes - Favorite Hymns A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single...
Funny Jokes - Stopover I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is...
Funny Jokes - Football Jokes Jocks Two star (pick your "favorite" college) football players had failed a test, and could not play football in the championship...
Funny Jokes - Golf Jokes Golf Jokes A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball...
