It's 3:00 A.M. and Mona wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can't you sleep?" she asks him. "You know our next door neighbor, Patel. I...
1798
Pratap H. Solunke
psolunke
May 27, 2008 8:41 pm
Female Comebacks! Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one...
1797
Thelly Reahm
thellyr
May 27, 2008 8:41 pm
Dark Parachute Jumps Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps difficult and dangerous. So we attach small lights called chemlites to our...
1796
karthik_123444
May 27, 2008 8:39 pm
... OUR OWN ... TRUE STRENGTH. ... ALWAYS TRY TO BE ON GOD'S SIDE. ... MAKES A LIFE. ... LIFE ... NEVER...
1795
FaY
ekfaysal
May 27, 2008 8:39 pm
Two Reasons to......????? One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why,...
1794
FaY
ekfaysal
May 27, 2008 7:06 am
1 WE CANNOT HOLD A TORCH TO ANOTHER MAN'S PATH WITHOUT BRIGHTENING OUR OWN * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 2 EDUCATION IS NOT PREPARATION FOR LIFE. EDUCATION...
1793
FaY
ekfaysal
May 27, 2008 7:06 am
A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs...
1792
Naina Noorani
n_naina786
May 27, 2008 7:05 am
Men Are Just Happier People-- Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. ...
1791
www.myjokes4all.com
myjokes4all
May 27, 2008 7:05 am
"Not 'Just A Mom'" With Mothers Day here, how do we see a mother's job in our lives? A woman named Emily renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's ...
1790
www.myjokes4all.com
myjokes4all
May 27, 2008 7:04 am
No. Question Answer 01 *The first Prime minister of Bangladesh was* *Mujibur Rehman* 02 *The longest river in the world is the* *Nile* 03 *The longest highway...
1789
ankitafetishes
May 27, 2008 7:03 am
As the crowded elevator descended, Banta's wife, Preeto, became increasingly furious with Banta, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous girl. As...
1788
Pratap Hanmantarao So...
psolunke
May 27, 2008 7:02 am
Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport...
1787
FaY
ekfaysal
May 27, 2008 7:02 am
A 'Mother' is that special creation of the Almighty God whom He has gifted with the unique power of giving life to a living being. No one can repay the debt of...
1786
Pratap Hanmantarao So...
psolunke
May 27, 2008 7:02 am
The Story of Mother's Day The earliest Mother's Day celebrations can be traced back to the spring celebrations of ancient Greece in honor of Rhea, the Mother...
1785
Riaz Ali Shah
sobia_designer
May 27, 2008 6:59 am
Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...?? Husband : I was just...
1784
Thelly Reahm
thellyr
May 12, 2008 6:20 am
Proud Grandmother An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren. Unable...
1783
Interactive Marketing
myjokes4all
May 12, 2008 6:18 am
Who needs an enemy when you have friends like this ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Bear and a Rabbit didn't like each other very much but were casual friends, One day they met...
1782
Pratap Hanmantarao So...
psolunke
May 12, 2008 6:15 am
~*~Types Of Girls~*~ HARD DISK GIRLS: she remembers everything, FOREVER RAM GIRLS: she forget about you, the moment you turn her off WINDOWS GIRLS: everyone...
1781
Thelly Reahm
thellyr
May 12, 2008 6:13 am
Mother's Helper Little Susan was her mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guests came...
1780
sobia khan
sobia_designer
May 12, 2008 6:13 am
LONG LIFE Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come....
1779
ankitafetishes
May 12, 2008 5:08 am
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I...
1778
nishanth_babji
May 12, 2008 5:06 am
... contents. ... Calendar ... format to Traditional ... Activity...
1777
Thelly Reahm
thellyr
May 3, 2008 11:39 pm
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John...
1776
Jim
ka0vet
May 3, 2008 2:53 pm
SCAM SCAM SCAM What happens is YOUR phone is now open to be used by anyone at anytime ~ that means YOUR minutes are being used by anyone YES the MINUTES...
1775
bigcatlover01
May 3, 2008 2:49 pm
A Real Watch Dog A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog...
1774
Pratap Hanmantarao So...
psolunke
May 3, 2008 2:49 pm
Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process :- Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card(both pre-paid and post paid)...
1773
bigcatlover01
May 3, 2008 2:47 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? DR.PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS'...
1772
Thelly Reahm
thellyr
May 3, 2008 2:47 pm
While recently riding on the bus standing up, a friend of mine grabbed onto the pole nearest her to keep herself steady while the bus traveled down the road....
1771
sobia_designer
May 3, 2008 2:44 pm
A professional photographer, at a friend's house for dinner, was asked to show his Portfolio forms a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed...
1770
isabella_drew
May 3, 2008 2:42 pm
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating...
