A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for 2 weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal...
Church Sign A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign...
h boy LOLOL. "There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up!" ... From: Thelly Reahm To: funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com Sent:...
Unbreakable Comb ... A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the...
HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES (Lovers of Words) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger; then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old...
WINTER BLONDE As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker...
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"LACKING ALL RELIGION" A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the...
Babysitting Lindy was babysitting grandson Jake when he was about four years old. They were outside swinging on his slide swing. They were just talking and...
A DOCTOR, A LAWYER, AND A PASTOR ALL ENDED UP IN THE SAME DEER STAND. AFTER A SLOW START TO THE MORNING, AN ENORMOUS 12 POINT BUCK CAUGHT THEM BY SURPRISE. IN...
Dont Complain, A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers...
"Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card." ... A little girl came home from school and...
Excuses For Missing Work If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. When I got up this morning...
Nick lives in a subdivision that branches off the main highway. He drives a Corvette, and thinks the only two speeds are "STOP" and "FULL SPEED." One day, when...
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first...
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to...
Wanted a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering � if he wanted then , why let him go after getting the picture? Who killed Gandhiji ? A sardar...
GRANDMA IN COURT Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town...
Family Picnic The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in...
Computers are Like Men... In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are...
Family Picnic The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in...
German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the...
Politically Correct Nursery Rhymes Due to the recent Presidential testimony in private litigation, the President has enacted the "Clarity, Equalization and ...
A preacher was on program at a district convention to preach for twenty minutes. The other preachers from the district were sitting behind him in the choir...
To all the Grandma's Out There Danny Subject: The computer swallowed Grandma...* THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA The computer's swallowed grandma Yes'...
On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rear- view mirror made me realize that I'd...
The first on-line website appeared in 1991. On 30 April 1993, CERN announced that the World Wide Web would be free to anyone. A copy of the original first Web...
Say the word slowly and Take your time. 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. 3....
