After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
Dec 6, 2007 10:28 pm
Playing House A little girl and a little boy were at day care. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?" He says, "Sure! What do you...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
Dec 11, 2007 2:04 am
Area 51 Have you heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force...
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Bonnie Napier
bonnie.napier
Dec 14, 2007 4:59 pm
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
Dec 14, 2007 4:59 pm
Camels A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well, son,...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
Dec 22, 2007 5:13 pm
Four Stages of Life 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. Thelly, the...
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Sara Jennings
sk_jennings
Dec 28, 2007 7:41 pm
Proof that ordering a cake on phone may not be a good idea. Keep in mind this really did happen! The conversation: Bakery Employee: 'Hello, how can I hep...
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Paul In Canada
nrrswelland
Dec 30, 2007 8:01 pm
Notice he didn't even spell it correctly when with word for word.......
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Sara Jennings
sk_jennings
Dec 30, 2007 8:01 pm
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raja gopalan
rajagopalanpc
Dec 30, 2007 8:02 pm
Thank you Sara for the joke good one keep sending please RAJAGOPALAN...
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Sara Jennings
sk_jennings
Dec 30, 2007 8:02 pm
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Sara Jennings
sk_jennings
Jan 4, 2008 9:23 pm
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Sara Jennings
sk_jennings
Jan 4, 2008 9:23 pm
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Sara Jennings
sk_jennings
Jan 4, 2008 9:24 pm
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Idle-hours
get_kaustubh
Jan 4, 2008 9:25 pm
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was...
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Idle-hours
get_kaustubh
Jan 4, 2008 9:27 pm
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white...
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Idle-hours
get_kaustubh
Jan 4, 2008 9:30 pm
? In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes! ? There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos! ? The most popular...
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Sms Shayari
shayarisms
Jan 4, 2008 9:31 pm
hi ... Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search....
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Butterfly
butterfly2401@...
Jan 10, 2008 10:21 pm
Hi!!! Enjoy the jokes and dont get angry!!! Enough of Sardar jokes.................Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!! 1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income...
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sobia_designer
Jan 10, 2008 10:22 pm
A teacher asked to KG students why does our prime minister goes on the walk in the evening innocent Child : because he is not AM he is PM...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
Jan 10, 2008 10:22 pm
Bikers A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette ...
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Butterfly
butterfly2401@...
Jan 10, 2008 10:28 pm
Last one is Ultimate JJJ !!! Three Examinations special 1) Special offer........ Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win...
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sobia_designer
Jan 10, 2008 10:29 pm
Is this my train? Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take...
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sobia_designer
Jan 14, 2008 11:33 pm
A Very Beautiful Girl Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl. Husband: Then what happened? Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on.. Husband (gets...
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Idle-hours
get_kaustubh
Jan 14, 2008 11:34 pm
Did You Know? . One third of our lives are spent sleeping. . In your lifetime you will spend about six years of it dreaming. That is more than 2100 days spent...
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Butterfly
butterfly2401@...
Jan 14, 2008 11:36 pm
Law of queue : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
Jan 14, 2008 11:37 pm
Babysitting A young man volunteered to babysit one night so his mom could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
Jan 14, 2008 11:39 pm
Fast Driver My mother has a "lead foot," so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Georgia. Hoping to get off with...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
Jan 14, 2008 11:42 pm
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY - ALL ARE WELCOME Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight...
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Thelly Reahm
thellyr
Jan 14, 2008 11:42 pm
Regular or Premium When the family car developed a slight knock, the wife asked her husband if he had bought regular or premium gas, but he couldn't remember. ...