Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study...
Things to ponder <groaners> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on...
1. lady :she sees a toy and aska how much is it? shopkeeper:200/ lady :do you have brains? shopkeeper:sorry,mam we dont have brains. 2..tinkle:what are you...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby...
How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my mom just the same...
Family Tree Many many years ago When I was twenty three,. I got married to a widow Who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair...
Why'd Ya Leave? A personnel director with the government in Washington, D.C. was reviewing applications for federal employment. The standard form includes the...
What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel-hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to...
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A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was ...
Funny Jokes - Three Nuns.... Three nuns were in the church discussing various rumors about the local priest. The first nun reported, "I was going through...
Laloo Bhaiyya Gets Job Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo...
Once upon a time, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God: "Where have you...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his...
How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace: Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document. ...
Air Conditioning A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too...
One of our cooking sites is a 2007 Weblog Awards Finalist. Slow Cooker Recipes <http://slow-cooker-recipes.blogspot.com/> is a finalist in the 2007 Weblog...
More Words A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but...
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally...
Joggers A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere...
Funny Jokes - Updated Home economics The following is from an actual 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for High School girls, teaching them how to...
Funny Jokes - The new CEO A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a...
Bathroom Scales Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked. ...
ALL THE BEST....... 1.If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand"....
Neither a Borrower Nor a Lender Be My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when I requested his ladder, he told me...
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They...
Customer: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Customer: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try...
A search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a mission to find an airplane that had crashed on top of a mountain. It was their duty to rescue any...
