On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's...
As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends, in a newly opened rural...
Three Workmen: There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the...
A young woman was worried about her stress-related habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick, so her friend advised her to take up yoga. She did, and...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee,...
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York...
When you die, what song do you want played at your funeral? Or at your memorial, or at whatever ceremony you plan for your family to organize. here are some of...
Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze!...
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is...
Dad Dan Rather, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U.S. Marine Gunny were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would...
A man was sentenced to prison and placed in his new cell. At lights out, he and his cellmate were chatting. In the background, the man could hear other...
PRE- NUPTUAL AGREEMENTS: SENIOR STYLE An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married. She said: I want to keep my house. He said that's fine with...
A blonde walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn". "I think you mean the 'intern', don't you?" asked the nurse on duty....
A little old Jewish lady sold pretzels on a street corner for twenty-five cents each. Every day a young lawyer would leave his office building at lunch time,...
Towels Have a Sour Smell? Wash again in small loads (only the towels) and use the highest hot water level and the normal amount of detergent with 1 cup of...
Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing/squeezing...
A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain looking at the senate...
Non-English speaking countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists: Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE...
One day I found Morris, my five-year-old son, with the telephone, which he quickly hung up when he saw me. "What were you doing?" I asked him. "Calling Aunt...
Carnival of the Recipes We are hosting the Carnival of the Recipes this week on one of our blogs. The theme is Pancake Recipes and we got some really...
Faithfulness Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in...
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can...
Carnival of the Recipes We (Kathee and I) are hosting the Carnival of the Recipes this week on one of our blogs. The theme is Pancake Recipes and we got some...
MOM - JOB DESCRIPTION POSITION TITLE : Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Momma, Ma JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in...
st1\:*{behavior:url(#default#ieooui) } So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry...
I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My...
Hang on to any of the new Missouri Quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The US Mint announced today that it is recalling all...
A rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down the street, but he is an old man, using...
