Monday, July 4 is Independence Day in the USA) What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster? John...
1. Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire....
=============================== 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. 4....
My Different Jobs..... My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it...
My Different Jobs..... My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it...
Fixing Signs A crew of highway maintenance workers were sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put...
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. that night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an...
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait,...
Dear Dog and/or Cat, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes...
An old country preacher had a teen-age son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought along the line of choosing a profession. Like many...
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on...
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr....
Dead Horse Theory The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that "When you discover that you are riding a dead...
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then...
Well, thank goodness for this explanation. I am glad to know my problem is solved. " We all get heavier as we get older because, there's a lot more information...
One day a blonde was riding on an airplane. There was a loud noise that came from outside the plane. The captain came on the intercom, "Attention passengers,...
During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people. He interrupted his sermon and announced sternly,...
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting...
One day a blonde was riding on an airplane. There was a loud noise that came from outside the plane. The captain came on the intercom, "Attention passengers,...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive.... So I took her to a gas station! Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by...
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." Lillian Carter (mother of 64th president Jimmy Carter) ...
Temperature's Rising TWO good ol' boys were discussing the summer heat. "It's been so hot at my place that I've had to give my chickens shaved ice to keep them...
Listen to the Doctor HANK SMITH became so ill his wife, Lizzie, sent for the doctor. When Hank heard the doc enter the house, he closed his eyes and didn't ...
Not Bottle Babies THREE MEN were in the hospital waiting room. The nurse came in and said, "Mr. Brown, you are now the father of twins." Mr. Brown grinned....
Client Confusion A FARMER went to see an attorney about getting a divorce, and the following discussion took place. Attorney: "Well, do you have grounds?" ...
Mom's Special Brownie Recipe Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr.,...
The race horse Joe Palmer, the late racing expert, told about a man from Idaho who breezed into Kentucky with a six-year-old horse that had never raced before,...
You know you are an addicted internet junkie if... 1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!! 2. You forgot how to work...
A lady is riding the subway, reading her Bible. A man sitting next to her, seeming amused, asks her, "You don't really believe what they say in there, do you?"...
