I've got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can't afford to get pregnant!" said Rita to Nancy. "But I thought you said...
Men who are bald at the front of their heads are good thinkers. Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers. Men who are bald at front and back...
"Understanding Tax Cuts" by: David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D Sometimes politicians, journalists and the liberal left exclaim; "It's just a tax cut for the rich!" and...
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a...
Ole the Assistant Doctor - A Doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant "Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we...
Animal Sounds A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davey, what sound...
The United States is the land of my birth The strongest and wealthiest country on earth. But the states aren't all equal, I'm sorry to say... Wisconsin's the...
One of my fondest memories As I recall the days of yore was the little house, behind the house, With the crescent o'er the door. 'Twas a place to sit and...
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that...
THE BUNNY'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED: A list of about 300 people's names was found in a trash can at Sequatchie County High School in Dunlap, Tenn. The list, which...
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink...
Food For Thought I once heard two women going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of...
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances, is considered by society as half man,...
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it...
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first...
Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as...
The following are real statements found on insurance claim forms. Drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident succinctly. * Coming home, I drove...
Well, there was this republican living in Bristol a while back. Huge fellow he was, had to duck under all but the highest of doorways, and often had to go...
A young lad was out with his dad in the park when he spotted a woman about to breastfeed her baby. She unbuttoned her blouse, rolled out a very large breast...
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you...
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" ...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I...
One day, these 2 men come accross a mine shaft. One guy says, I wonder how deep this mine shaft is?" The other guy says, " I don't know. Let's find out" So...
IRISH MOUNTAINCLIMBER For a holiday, an Irishman decided to go to Switzerland to fulfil a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and just as...
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of Washington. Nothing is moving North or South. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The...
Cell Phones We went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to...
Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?" The teacher replies, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet, Johnny." Little Johnny...
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh ou t loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district....
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE ARIZONA MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER. THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS...
A poem for us women ... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage...
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