Old world charm (Room and a bath) Tropical (Rainy) Majestic setting (A long way from town, at end of dirt road) Options galore (Nothing is included in the...
Fish Story with a Bang THERE WAS a man who fished every day and always came back with a good catch. Eventually, the game warden decided this guy must be doing...
An elderly couple toddled into the local McDonalds and ordered one combo meal. The wife carefully cut the sandwich in two and began to eat her half. The...
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "...
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man...
Worried to Death The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. "How are you feeling?" the visitor...
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting...
They say (?) that the word golf came from the acronym Gentlemen only, ladies fordidden. This is about a golf addict: Last summer Ed met a woman while on...
Say Your Prayers UNANSWERED PRAYER? The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head, for a moment, before starting...
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew's foreman radios the office and...
An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of...
Good Housekeeping Tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel..... So if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to...
Monday, July 4 is Independence Day in the USA) What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster? John...
1. Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire....
=============================== 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. 4....
My Different Jobs..... My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it...
My Different Jobs..... My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it...
Fixing Signs A crew of highway maintenance workers were sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put...
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. that night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an...
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait,...
Dear Dog and/or Cat, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes...
An old country preacher had a teen-age son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought along the line of choosing a profession. Like many...
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on...
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr....
Dead Horse Theory The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that "When you discover that you are riding a dead...
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then...
Well, thank goodness for this explanation. I am glad to know my problem is solved. " We all get heavier as we get older because, there's a lot more information...
One day a blonde was riding on an airplane. There was a loud noise that came from outside the plane. The captain came on the intercom, "Attention passengers,...
During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people. He interrupted his sermon and announced sternly,...
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting...
