Overworked When we were looking to buy property, I had this overzealous realtor show us what can only be described as a totally worn-out old farm. I mean the...
Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head. - Euripides http://quoteoftheday.wordpress.com/...
How Do You Decide Who To Marry? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she...
Brick Economy A thief and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love...
Darwin Award Winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James...
5 friends lived in a room namely mad,brain,fool,somebody & nobody. one day,somebody killed nobody .that time brain was in bathroom. mad called the police mad :...
http://jokeoftheday.wordpress.com/ The manager of ladies' dress shop realized it was time to give one her sale clerks a ' pep talk '. "Jane, your figures are...
http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ Fight Like a Man Three men were sitting in a bar lying about how under their thumb they had their wives. The first two kept...
A man was riding his Harley along a Californiabeach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have...
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in...
I had 18 bottles of whisky in the cellar, and my wife told me to get Rid of them or else! She told me to open every bottle and empty the Contents down the sink...
Top 3 Signs You're Probably Going To Lose on American Idol 1. Vegas bookies say the Blue Jays have better odds of winning the World Series. 2. North Korea says...
The Generosity Of College Kids A couple college kids, Stan and Ryan, are riding to school on a Chicago subway train when a homeless man approaches and begs for...
I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. ...
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright...
Signs You Need to Clean Your Pool - A new algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard. - The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo. - Dr....
Criminal Jokes Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw...
Progression Worried patient: 'Doctor, I'm very worried. I'm still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from work every evening.' Doctor: 'Oh,...
Top 10 George Carlin Quotes http://quotes.wordpress.com/ 1. "Something is wrong here: War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime,...
Football Pool Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and...
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN (Funny One) Between the ages of 15-20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20-30 a woman is like...
http://virl.com/cleanjokes A man going to a bar to meet his friend, while he was going in he noticed two women looking at him and one said "Nine." He walked...
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor...
Fun Activities for the Pool - Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board. - Laugh at fat people in swimsuits. - Tell people you saw the lifeguard...
Can't Sleep The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep. Doctor: 'Oh! Don't you sleep at night?' Civil servant: 'Yes, I...
Funny Jokes Look Different A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses...
Addicted to Coffee You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When... -You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. -People get dizzy just watching...
Funny Jokes http://jokes-joke.com/ Newspaper Headline Comedy - Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing - Air Head Fired - Steals Clock, Faces Time - Prosecutor...
I'm new here, moments ago actually and wanted to say hi and to contribute my first joke, to bring a smile to your face. My mom told me this and I've never...
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