How to catch a man Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she...
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Apr 1, 1999 2:50 pm
S P E C I A L A N N O U N C E M E N T Internet Cleaning DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM MARCH 31st 23:59 pm (GMT) UNTIL 12:01am (GMT) APRIL 2nd. ***...
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Apr 1, 1999 3:08 pm
... From: blowery@... <blowery@...> Date: Thursday, April 01, 1999 6:56 AM Subject: Words from Women I'm not offended by all the dumb...
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Apr 3, 1999 3:50 am
OFFICIAL BABY BOOMER QUALIFYING EXAM (And below, you even get the answers! No cheating.) QUESTION #1: Name the Beatles - both the first and last name of each,...
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Apr 3, 1999 3:51 am
FOR THE LADIES ONLY... Man to God: 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' God to Man: 'So you would love her.' 'But God,' Man says, 'why did you make her...
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Apr 3, 1999 6:19 am
Get Rid of Your Computer if... 1. You wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your e-mail first. 2. You name your first two children "Eudora"...
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Apr 3, 1999 1:13 pm
Dog for Sale A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars." The neighbor said, "Who do...
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Apr 3, 1999 7:02 pm
This Year's Best Headlines... * Include Your Children when Baking Cookies * Iraqi Head Seeks Arms * Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over * Clinton Wins...
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memair@...
Apr 6, 1999 3:09 am
Top Ten signs You Have Joined a Cheap HMO 10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you...
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Apr 6, 1999 3:18 am
CONFUCIUS SAY * 'Man who run in front of car get tired' * 'Man who run behind car get exhausted' * 'Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling...
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Apr 6, 1999 4:43 am
Prison VS Work IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON you get three...
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Apr 6, 1999 1:24 pm
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take...
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Mystic Smythe
mystic93@...
Apr 7, 1999 12:59 am
... eGroup home: http://www.eGroups.com/list/fun_stuff Free Web-based e-mail groups by eGroups.com...
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Mystic Smythe
mystic93@...
Apr 7, 1999 12:59 am
... eGroup home: http://www.eGroups.com/list/fun_stuff Free Web-based e-mail groups by eGroups.com...
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Brenda Lowery
sprockie@...
Apr 7, 1999 1:03 am
Here are some interesting sites on the Internet...if you haven't already located them! 1. Internet Scambusters ( www.scambusters.org) Avoid Getting Ripped Off...
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Apr 7, 1999 3:19 am
IF MEN AND WOMEN SWAPPED GENITALS: TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY. 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini &...
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Apr 7, 1999 3:19 am
... From: Kathy <cookie2747@...> Date: Tuesday, April 06, 1999 6:18 PM Subject: Celebrity Quotes Celebrity Quotes Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word...
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Apr 7, 1999 3:19 am
... From: Stephanie Davis <stefani_d@...> Date: Tuesday, April 06, 1999 3:56 PM Subject: Fwd: you might be a Yankee if.. The other side to REDNECK...
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Apr 7, 1999 4:01 am
What A Difference Fifty Years Can Make! A sure sign that you're getting "up there" is that you can remember back when things were different . . . A LOT...
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Apr 8, 1999 4:28 am
The Pope's Limo The pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur...
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Apr 8, 1999 4:28 am
Randy A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster, one that would...
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Apr 8, 1999 4:28 am
Blonde At The Ballgame Cathy the world's most avid baseball fan, a blond, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game of the series between local rival...
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Apr 8, 1999 5:04 am
... From: Kathleen Baker <cookie27@...> Date: Wednesday, April 07, 1999 8:12 PM Subject: Fwd: Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few clowns short...
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Apr 8, 1999 1:47 pm
What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show? ~ No theme song/music. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? ~ Their birthplace....
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Mystic Smythe
mystic93@...
Apr 9, 1999 1:00 am
... was ... Bible. ... leave ... what ... the ... over ... that ... them ... the ... would ... better ... coming. ... symbolized ... ...
One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never...
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cookie27@...
Apr 10, 1999 2:51 am
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated to a Texan on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. Last night I made...
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cookie27@...
Apr 10, 1999 2:52 am
In the midst of a blazing battle, an officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly on the field of battle, in the...
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cookie27@...
Apr 10, 1999 2:57 am
A man is having problems with his Johnson whih certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, Sorry but you've...
