I guess it was only a matter of time.................M _______________________________________________________ "If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 2, 1999 2:45 pm
Tuesday tear-jerkers.........................M ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Subject: RE: Lessons in Life Six Great Lessons The...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 3, 1999 6:25 am
... From: kdubois@... <kdubois@...> To: xntry1@... <xntry1@...> Date: Tuesday, February 02, 1999 1:21 PM ...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 3, 1999 2:23 pm
50 Things for Professors to do the first day of Class http://web.psych.ualberta.ca/~lori/jokes/profs.html 1.Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make...
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Mystic Smythe
mystic93@...
Feb 3, 1999 3:07 pm
... It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on three leading candidates. Candidate A: + Associates with ward healers and...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 4, 1999 2:09 pm
For those of you who happen to be........M ... From: Mustard Humor <cathy@...> To: mustardhumor@onelist.com <mustardhumor@onelist.com> Date:...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 4, 1999 2:12 pm
... From: Joke List <rodney@...> To: rcjokelist@... <rcjokelist@...> Date: Wednesday, February 03, 1999 11:27 PM Subject: Bumper...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 6, 1999 4:00 am
IF MEN REALLY RULED THE WORLD....... 1. Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. 2. Nodding and...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 6, 1999 2:24 pm
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!! :-)) ... From: gr8humor <gr8humor@...> Date: Saturday, February 06, 1999 2:00 AM Subject: Things Dogs Must Try To Remember... Things Dogs...
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Brenda
sprockie@...
Feb 7, 1999 8:17 pm
Q - Who sends a thousand cards on Valentine's Day signed "Guess Who"? A - A Divorce Lawyer. Q - What's the perfect "Breakup Gift" to give to someone for...
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Brenda
sprockie@...
Feb 7, 1999 8:17 pm
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES English................I love you Spanish..............Te Amo French.................Je T'aime ...
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Brenda
sprockie@...
Feb 7, 1999 8:17 pm
MEN AND SEX A recent survey was made to find out what days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 8, 1999 6:12 am
Middle Age Middle Age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier. Then: Killer Weed Now: Weed Killer Then: The...
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kdubois@...
Feb 8, 1999 6:59 pm
Heaven help us!!!! ______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________ Subject: [fun_stuff] IF MEN REALLY RULED THE WORLD....... ...
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Mystic Smythe
mystic93@...
Feb 8, 1999 11:27 pm
Amen! ... 1999 10:24:37 UT ... your ... time-out. ... you'd ... Team of ... your ... car ... horned ... "public ... occur ... day ... would ... the ... off ......
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Brenda
sprockie@...
Feb 11, 1999 1:56 am
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you...
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Brenda
sprockie@...
Feb 11, 1999 1:56 am
1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5....
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Brenda
sprockie@...
Feb 11, 1999 1:56 am
The Perfect Man THe perfect man is gentle, Never cruel or mean, Has a beautiful smile, And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man loves cooking, Cleaning and...
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Brenda
sprockie@...
Feb 11, 1999 1:56 am
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to eke out a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 11, 1999 5:21 am
New Corporate Buzzwords for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 11, 1999 5:22 am
A man and his son are walking through a pharmacy, when the son sees a stand with condoms. The son sees a three pack of condoms and asks what it is for....
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xntryk1@...
Feb 11, 1999 5:22 am
Marriage Quips Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? A: Not if you are the groom. Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? A:...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 11, 1999 5:22 am
SAYINGS THAT SHOULD BE ON BUTTONS... 1 Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2 Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? 3 Don't bother me....
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xntryk1@...
Feb 11, 1999 5:41 am
ENGINEER'S IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You... Straighten it. Ignore it. Buy a CAD system and spend...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 11, 1999 6:28 am
Abe tells Becky, his wife of sixty years, that he is going to the store to get a cigar. She says, "Abe, while you are there, please get a dozen oranges. Abe...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 11, 1999 6:28 am
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always...
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xntryk1@...
Feb 11, 1999 6:28 am
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "where's the three million bucks...
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memair@...
Feb 11, 1999 2:29 pm
Subject: Corporate America You know you work in Corporate America in the 90's if... You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different...
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memair@...
Feb 11, 1999 2:35 pm
What is a Dog? 1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a...
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memair@...
Feb 11, 1999 2:36 pm
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human...
