Things said during rectal exams TOO FUNNY A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. "Take...
http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/techscience/story/0,4386,170446,00.html FEB 7, 2003 CLONING THE OLD... New breath of life for extinct mammoths Scientists...
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20030223_779.html Feb. 23, 2003 Raised Middle Finger Is Ancient Gesture People Have Used Middle Finger Since Ancient Times, Say...
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http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/03/05/offbeat.big.cheeto/index.html Thursday, March 6, 2003 Posted: 11:46 AM EST (1646 GMT) Crunch! Giant Chee-to spurs...
http://www.theonion.com/onion3908/white_history_year.html VOLUME 39 ISSUE 08 5 MARCH 2003 White History Year Resumes WASHINGTON, DC—With Black History Month...
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http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-bulb12.html March 12, 2003 Eternal light: Bulb burning after more than a century BY LUCIO GUERRERO STAFF REPORTER ...
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http://www.consumerfreedom.com/headline_detail.cfm?HEADLINE_ID=1859 Posted On April 3, 2003 American Heart Association Gives Alcohol Consumption Two Glasses Up...
OK, this is simply TOO cool, so I've just gotta tell ya about it. For those of you who are computer-savvy enough to know what your POP server is (and remember...
... From: Laurac Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:15 AM Subject: Zen sayings Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not...
... From: Laurac Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2003 9:21 AM SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SMILE............ 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? ...........Unique Up On It....
Today is a new day, hence... 1. I refuse to be shackled by yesterday's failures. 2. What I don't know will no longer be an intimidation, it will be an...
http://www.h2o2-4u.com/house.html "Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Choose your words, for they become actions. Understand your actions, for they...
http://www.4woman.org/ "Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Choose your words, for they become actions. Understand your actions, for they become...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,985025,00.html Thursday June 26, 2003 The Guardian What time is it? Well, no one knows for sure As the...
http://www.wtv-zone.com/cuzicare/astrology/HOROSCOPES.HTML Remember the 5 simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, Free your mind from worries,...
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