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MR. POTATO HEAD, ESQ.: Attorney Sam Kepfield was defending a woman in a
Hutchinson, Kan., court who said she had participated in a check
forging scheme because a man had threatened to kill her dog and harm
her daughter if she didn't. To demonstrate the concept of "imminent
threat" to the jury, Kepfield pulled a pin on a hand grenade and set it
on the ledge in front of the jury box, asking them "Are you afraid
now?" District Judge Richard Rome ordered Kepfield to remove it, and
deputies took the grenade -- a fake -- into evidence, since
unauthorized possession of any weapon in court, even fake ones, is a
crime, said Reno County Sheriff's Capt. Wayne Baughman. The jury took
15 minutes to convict Kepfield's client. (Kansas City Star, AP) ...So
his defense tactic was a dud too.
POLYESTER PROPHECY: Joanne Nelson, 39, was sentenced to 3 years in prison
after a 3-day vandalism spree in St. Joseph, Mo. She drove her teen son
and his friend around so they could vandalize cars, paint vulgarities
on a garage, and break out windows, causing thousands of dollars in
damage. And when the cops showed up, they noted the message printed on
her t-shirt: "It's All Fun & Games Until the Cops Show Up". (St. Joseph
News-Press) ...And now the real fun begins.
VEILED THREAT: When a robber held up a betting parlor in Leeds, West
Yorkshire, England, he probably thought his disguise was pretty good:
he wore a baseball cap to hold a veil over his face. He escaped with
400 pounds (US$665). But when police detectives viewed security camera
footage, they could see right through the veil -- two officers
immediately recognized the robber as Michael Clough, 20. Clough, was
quickly apprehended in his flat just a few hundred yards away from the
scene of the crime. He confessed and was jailed for four years. (London
Telegraph) ...Support local business: when you rob, rob local.
AND DAMNED IF YOU DON'T: Gary Tudesko went bird hunting at sunrise in
Willows, Calif., but apparently came up empty-handed. He didn't have
time to go home or he'd be late for school, so he went straight there.
Since his school has a "zero tolerance" policy regarding firearms, and
he still had his unloaded shotguns in his truck, he was careful to park
on the street so his guns would not be on the Willows High School
campus, even in the parking lot. But a random search of parked cars on
the street by dogs revealed the guns, and Principal Mort Geivett said
he was justified in suspending the junior on the grounds that the
school is responsible for students both on the way to school, and on
the way home. "I'm erring on the safe side of protecting staff and
kids," Geivett said. The Willows Unified School District board of
trustees voted 4-0 to expel the boy indefinitely, in part because of
Tudesko's recent poor grades -- which he got because he was already on
suspension when several assignments and tests were given, his mother
said. (Chico Enterprise-Record) ...Area residents are hunting for
common sense in the schools, but will come up empty-handed.
NOT ALL OF THEM, ANYWAY: "Geek Realises 'All Hot Girls Aren't Evil'" --
Sydney (Australia) Daily Telegraph headline
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TEN YEARS AGO IN TRUE: The funny part isn't THAT the guy delivered his
wife to court, it's how and why: http://thisistrue.com/6924
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THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to H. Harrison Hurt. A lot of
motorcyclists owe Hurt their lives, since... For the full story see
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HE CAN SEE ALL THIS BY LOOKING IN HER EYES? Dr. Earl Sunderhaus, an eye
doctor in Asheville, N.C., is unhappy with a complaint filed with the
state Medical Board. In response letters addressed to the Medical Board
and the governor, Sunderhaus said the complaining patient, a woman on
medicaid who is having a child, had an "irresponsible orgasm" resulting
in pregnancy, and he is upset because taxpayers have to pay for it. The
woman complained Sunderhaus had poked her thigh and said she was too
fat, was irresponsible for having a child when she was unemployed, and
that her thick eyeglasses wouldn't cause her to go blind, "but her
thick thighs and diabetes would." Sunderhaus said he "poked her thigh
to emphasize that diabetes is the leading cause of blindness." As for
the woman being upset, he said that "People have got to accept
criticism without getting their bowels in an uproar." The doctor could
see his license revoked. "I'm 77," he said about that threat. "I can
tell them to stick the darn thing." (Raleigh News & Observer) ...Well,
he's got them there.
CLEVER DISGUISE: Police in Carroll, Iowa, got a "hot" call -- two men
were trying to break into an apartment. Responding officers saw a
vehicle matching the getaway car's description leaving the scene and
stopped it. They were pretty sure they had their men: witnesses said
the burglars had blacked-out faces, and sure enough the occupants of
the car did. But rather than use facepaint, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23,
and Joey Lee Miller, 20, had used permanent markers to blacken their
faces. Both were arrested on burglary charges, and McNelly was charged
with driving while intoxicated. (Carroll Daily Times Herald) ...No
fair! That was from the fumes!
HOW THINK DO YOU DRUNK I AM?! A woman called the Clark County (Wisc.)
Sheriff's Department to report a drunk driver. When dispatcher asked if
she was "behind them," Mary Strey, 49, replied, "I am them." She's
calling on herself? the dispatcher asked. Yes, Strey replied. "Do you
want to stop driving before you get in an accident?" the dispatcher
suggested. "Yep, I'll stop right now," Strey said. "How many people you
get that call in on themself?" Strey asked. "Not many," the dispatcher
told her. Deputies found her on the side of the road with her flashers
on, and arrested her for drunk driving with a blood-alcohol level of
0.1 percent or above. (Wausau Daily Herald) ...How did the dispatcher
know she really was drunk? The caller's use of the word "themself".
YOU MAY BE A WHITENECK IF: Jonathon Michael Miller, 29, and Stephen Ray
Dilley II, 32, were jailed in Anchorage, Alaska, after a stunt went
awry. "You know what would be funny?" Dilley asked Miller, according to
the resulting police report. Dilley was holding a lighter and a can of
starter fluid -- a "Redneck Flamethrower". Miller was babysitting his
girlfriend's 5-year-old son while she was away, and they called the boy
in. Diller squirted the fluid through the lighter's flame -- which set
the boy's hair on fire. "They ran to [him] and doused the flames with
their hands, then tended to his burns," the police report says. "Dilley
stated he didn't think the spray would go that far." The boy was not
seriously injured. "It was described to the troopers as an accident,"
said Alaska State Troopers spokeswoman Megan Peters. "I mean a child,
two guys, a can of Quick Start, a Bic lighter," she said. "How could
this not go wrong?" (Anchorage Daily News) ...Evidently "You know what
would be funny?" is the non-lethal version of "Hey everybody, watch
this!"
FOR THE LACK OF A SHOE HORN: "Shoe-Theft Suspect Caught on Foot near
Scene of the Crime" -- Knoxville (Tenn.) News Sentinel headline
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TEN YEARS AGO IN TRUE: Woman asks to see a diamond ring -- and it
instantly disappears. It's got a top-notch tagline, AND a letter (on
the same page) that you shouldn't miss: http://thisistrue.com/6915
And don't forget http://i.thisistrue.com for a new story every day on
your iPhone, BlackBerry, Android, or other web-enabled phone!
BONZER WEB SITE OF THE WEEK: http://www.cdc.gov/gcc/exhibit/cards.htm --
the Centers for Disease Control's Global Health Odyssey Museum. In
association with the Smithsonian, the Health Odyssey Museum is a
physical place you can tour. But they have something so WEIRD online
that you almost have to see it to believe it: Disease Trading Cards.
No, really: there are three sets to download, print, and trade with
your friends! Offer to trade your Campylobacter jejuni for a Strep A
Infection -- all the cards are richly illustrated (don't look at the
site while eating, but the sample in the Bonzer archive isn't too bad)
and explained. Definitely bizarre, and a great example of "You really
can find ANYTHING on the Internet."
-- Bonzer Sites archive: http://www.BonzerSites.com
THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Lester Shubin. A chemist, Shubin
took a material developed for racing tires and used it to save
countless lives. For the full story see
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SMASH HIT: The surveillance video was an instant success on YouTube.
Titled "Worst Parking Job Ever!", the video shows a woman trying to
park her BMW X5 SUV. She pulls in and bounces over a concrete barrier,
which lands her on top of two other vehicles. She then drove off. It
happened in front of Extreme Fitness in Thornhill, Ont., Canada. Local
police investigated and tracked down the alleged driver, Tripta
Kaushal, 62, and arrested her for failing to remain at the scene of an
accident. "I've never seen anything quite like that before," said Todd
Jamison, who owns one of the smashed cars and works at the gym. "It was
like someone had thrown a body through the window." Jamison ran back
inside to check out the security camera footage, and found the cause.
When contacted for a comment, Kaushal replied, "I have nothing to say."
(Toronto Star) ...Right: her driving does all the talking for her.
DRIVEN TO DISTRACTION II: An unidentified 30-year-old man driving in
Melbourne, Vic., Australia, was pulled over by police after they
observed his car swerving. The arresting officer noted that the driver
had a mobile phone in each hand, and explained he was moving
information from one phone to the other. But, the man told Sgt. Rob
Atkinson, there was no problem because he always had one finger on the
wheel. Atkinson cited the Fitzroy man with careless driving and for
using a handheld mobile while driving. The fines, he said, added up to
more than A$500 (US$450), plus six points against his license.
(Melbourne Herald Sun) ...Funny, but he was doing something else with
one finger as he drove off.
NYAH NYAH: Police in Swansea, Wales, wanted to talk to Matthew Maynard,
24, to question him in a stolen goods case. The local newspaper ran his
mug shot to help in the search, but Maynard didn't much like it -- so
he sent a better photo of himself, posed next to a police van, to the
newspaper. "I will be handing myself in to the police," Maynard told
the paper after it obligingly published the better shot. "But it will
not be until after Christmas," he said, adding he'd send more photos to
"taunt police officers further," the paper reported. Police responded
they'd have a Christmas present for him: "full board and lodge at Her
Majesty's Prison." Sure enough, Maynard was caught shortly after,
getting his hair cut at a barber's shop near a police station. He has
already been sentenced to 16 weeks in jail. "With hindsight," his
attorney said, "he acknowledges that he could have dealt with matters
in a different way." (South Wales Evening Post) ...Yeah: next time
he'll send in someone else's photo.
GOT CRABS? When an unnamed man arrived on a ferry from Denmark, officials
in Norway were a tad suspicious. "Customs officers quickly realized the
man was smuggling animals," said spokeswoman Helge Breilid at
Kristiansand customs, "because his whole body was in constant motion."
Officers made the 22-year-old Norwegian man take off his shirt, and
found 14 socks taped to his torso; each contained a royal python. When
he dropped his pants, officers found 10 cans taped to his legs; each
contained an albino leopard gecko. The man was fined 12,500 Kroner
(US$2,200). (Reuters) ...I don't even want to know what they found in
the space in between.
FOR ARREST, OR EMPLOYMENT? "Stroud Area Regional Police Seeks Clumsy,
Rude, Bald Thief" -- Pocono (Penn.) Record headline
DID YOU FIND an error? See http://www.thisistrue.com/errata.html
TEN YEARS AGO IN TRUE: Cadillac tries to hitch its wagon to this newly
popular "Internet" thing: http://thisistrue.com/6762
And don't forget http://i.thisistrue.com for a new story every day on
your iPhone, BlackBerry, Android, or other web-enabled phone!
BONZER WEB SITE OF THE WEEK: http://www.PreyProject.com -- Prey. When
your laptop is stolen, you aren't just out your laptop, you lose all
the personal data, and possibly even your identity. With Prey, you can
fight back. Install a simple, lightweight program, and within minutes,
you are protected. Should your laptop go missing, go to their website
and report it. Prey will leap into action, silently connecting the
laptop to any available network. Then, it starts sending back reports,
documenting the current IP, screenshots of what the thief is doing, and
even photos, if you have a webcam. And best of all, Prey is free, open
source software, so there is really no reason not to put this on your
laptop today! (TC)
-- Bonzer Sites archive: http://www.BonzerSites.com
THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Rusty Kanokogi. As a teen, she
wandered the streets "looking for trouble." Then someone taught her
something that would change her life -- and others'. For the full story
see http://www.honoraryunsubscribe.com/rusty_kanokogi.html
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I’ve returned from our exciting aurora trip to Norway, and almost back into the swing of things again. This is just a quick note to let you know of some rapidly approaching program dates. More to come later.
01)Desert Sky Photography for Beginnersclass (Sat., Nov. 21)
If you enjoy photography and are fascinated by the dramatic desert sky, this afternoon-evening workshop is for you! In the classroom you'll learn how to capture the desert at sunset and dusk, shoot the stars, planets and constellations, create time-lapse and moonlight shots. And then, in the evening (weather permitting), you’ll have an opportunity to try your hand at shooting from a beautiful moonlit desert location. To learn more or to register, call 760.767.4063 or visit http://theabf.org/event/astronomy/clone_desert_sky_photography_beginners
Holiday orders for fine-art prints or note cards must bereceived by midnight on Monday, November 30 (http://www.dennismammana.com/gallery/purchase.htm). You can also purchase a limited selection of photos and card sets at the following places:
03)Geminid Meteor Shower Campout in the Anza-BorregoDesert (Sat/Sun., October 10/11)
Did you miss the Leonid meteor shower last week? Well don’t miss the Geminids—perhaps the best and brightest shower of the year!
Join me for a fun overnight campout and a fascinating tour of the spectacular desert night sky with both eye and telescope, as well a ring-side seat for the Geminid meteor shower during its peak that weekend. And photography buffs will enjoy trying their hand at creating beautiful nighttime sky portraits with only camera and tripod. (http://www.californiaoverland.com/overnight.html)
Weekend includes exciting excursion into the Borrego Badlands with an expert guide and storyteller, all camping gear, gourmet chuck wagon dinner and full hot breakfast the next morning. All you need to bring is your curiosity and sense of adventure! You may, however, wish to bring along a reclining lawn chair and blanket to watch the meteor shower.
Advanced reservations are required. For more information and registration, call Joe Raffetto toll-free at 866.6.EXPLORE or 760.767.1232, or visit online at California Overland Desert Excursions at http://www.californiaoverland.com/.
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WELL PRACTICED: "Dude, I do this every night," Zachary R. Duis, 24, told
Indiana State Police officers after being pulled over in Porter County
for erratic driving. "I'm straight up and not drunk." Dubious troopers
tested him anyway: his blood alcohol registered 0.30 percent, they say
-- nearly four times the legal limit for drivers. Duis was arrested for
drunk driving. (Indianapolis Star) ...The scary part? The first thing
he said is probably true.
NO HONOR AMONG THIEVES: A student at the University of Wisconsin in
Milwaukee was walking home from work when four men pulled him into an
alley and forced him to lie face-down with a gun to his neck. They took
everything from his pockets, but when the gang leader looked in the
victim's wallet and saw an Army Reserve ID card, he told his
accomplices to give him his stuff back. "The guy continued to say
throughout the situation that he respects what I do and at one point he
actually thanked me and he actually apologized," the unidentified 21-
year-old victim said. "The leader of the group actually walked back
[and] gave me a quick fist bump." Police note that 10 minutes later,
the gang robbed another man, who had a Department of Corrections inmate
ID in his wallet. They didn't give him his wallet back. (AP) ...Fair
enough.
ZERO TOLERANCE IN THE REAL WORLD -- BRITISH DIVISION: Paul Clarke, 27, a
former soldier, was on the balcony of his home in Merstham, Surrey,
England, when he noticed a bag in his garden that didn't belong to him.
"I took it indoors and inside found a shorn-off shotgun and two
cartridges," he said, so he took his find to the police to turn it in
-- "I thought it was my duty to hand it in and get it off the streets,"
he said. As soon as he handed the gun to authorities he was arrested
for "possessing a firearm." Worse, the jury for the Guildford Crown
Court found Clarke guilty, and by law he must serve a minimum of five
years in prison. Prosecutor Brian Stalk said Clarke's "alleged" honesty
was irrelevant, and Judge Christopher Critchlow agreed, saying "The
intention of anybody possessing a firearm is irrelevant." (Surrey
Mirror) ...And now we know British jurisprudence is, too.
GODWIN'S LAW: Torkieh Sadagheh, 30, tried crying in court. He tried
screaming at the judge, who he declared "worse than Hitler." None of it
worked. Sadagheh, who posed as a livery cab driver to find victims for
a rape spree, was caught after one victim noted his license plate
number as she fled his car. "They have two women defiling my
constitutional rights!" he yelled in court. But Manhattan, N.Y.,
Supreme Court Justice Thomas Farber wouldn't have any of it: "I have
before me a selfish, manipulative, narcissistic predator," he said. "I
see no reason to give him less than 15 years," though "he probably
deserves more," the judge said. So Farber tacked on a $1,000 fine and
an extra 30 days in jail for contempt of court for Sadagheh's
outbursts, including the Syrian's incredulous scream, "In America sex
is legal!" (New York Daily News) ...Maybe, but consent is nine-tenths
of the law.
SUSPECTS CONSIDERED OUTRAGEOUSLY DANGEROUS: "Half-Million Worth of
Feminine Products Stolen" -- Conway (Ark.) Log Cabin-Democrat headline
DID YOU FIND an error? See http://www.thisistrue.com/errata.html
TEN YEARS AGO IN TRUE: A great (if I may say so) tagline on a fabulous
"Freak of Nomenclature" story: http://thisistrue.com/6757
And don't forget http://i.thisistrue.com for a new story every day on
your iPhone, BlackBerry, Android, or other web-enabled phone!
BONZER WEB SITE OF THE WEEK: http://ChristmasCardsFree.net -- Free
Christmas Cards. It's getting to be that time of the year, and whether
you fall in the "Merry Christmas" camp, the "Happy Holidays" camp, or
even just "Happy New Year", you'll find dozens of PDF-based card
designs here to print out on your color printer, rather than try to
find what you want at a store or in a catalog, and wait in line to
spend big bucks on them. Print the exact number you need, and then
print more when you realize you forgot someone when they send you one!
More designs are added frequently, too, so check back if you don't find
just the one you want.
-- Bonzer Sites archive: http://www.BonzerSites.com
THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Earl Cooley. A firefighter for
the U.S. Forest Service, in 1940 Cooley volunteered for a new program:
"Smokejumper". He and his partner were the first to jump into a fire,
and there's only one thing he didn't like about the job. For the full
story see http://www.HonoraryUnsubscribe.com/earl_cooley.html
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THE DIRTY RATS! When flags started going missing from graves at a
cemetery in Hampton, N.H., locals -- especially veterans' groups --
expressed outrage at the desecration. But people need to chill, a
cemetery official said. "Several years back we had the same situation,"
said Cemetery Trustee Richard Bateman. The conclusion: "it was the
squirrels." The rodents were snatching the flags to line their nests,
he said, and that's probably what's going on now, too. "I don't think
it's squirrels," said the dubious Commander of the local American
Legion Post, Ralph Fatello. "But, if it's squirrels, we are going to
prosecute them and I'm going to make an example out of them." And,
Fatello added, they need to be more patriotic. "I don't know how I'm
going to teach a history lesson to squirrels, but I would be willing to
sit them down and try to talk to them." (Portsmouth Herald)
...Squirrels or not, there are clearly nuts involved here.
EATING DISORDER: Trinda Barocas, a teacher at a special education school
in Indianapolis, Ind., was getting ready to take her students on a
field trip to the zoo, but allegedly didn't want to take one student
along -- the 7-year-old is autistic and has a severe peanut allergy. "I
wonder what would happen if he had peanuts?" she allegedly said to an
aide. "I could touch it, and then touch him." Then, the aide says, she
tossed him a peanut-filled candy bar, saying "Maybe he could get sick
enough not to attend and we won't have to deal with it." Giving peanuts
to someone with a peanut allergy can cause extreme illness, and very
often death. The boy didn't eat the candy. The teacher's aides notified
school administrators, who called in child welfare officials, who
"substantiated" the charges. In a previous teaching position, Barocas
was accused of restraining, slapping, and forcing a student to eat. She
has denied the allegations, but has resigned again. (Indianapolis Star)
...You know, maybe teaching just isn't the best career for her.
HEY, WHO COULD IT HURT? William Seago, 52, of Paulton, Bath, England, is
blind in one eye, and thus not eligible for a large-truck driver's
license. He got one anyway by memorizing the chart used for his eye
test, and took a job driving a trash truck. While on his route, his two
partners were outside the 26-tonne truck as he was turning around in a
cul-de-sac. "Mr. Seago appears not to have seen [co-worker and friend
Keith] Warman in front of his vehicle," prosecutors say, and ran him
over, killing him. Seago admitted careless driving and making a false
statement, but was found not guilty of causing death by dangerous
driving. (Bath Chronicle) ...Maybe, but he will still be serving a life
sentence.
WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S OBFUSCATION: Marc Grizzard, the pastor of a
church in North Carolina, wants to "light a fire" under the faithful --
by having a good old-fashioned book burning. On top of his list of
books to burn: the Bible. According to Grizzard, every version except
the King James translation is "satanic" and a "perversion" of God's
word. His church is the Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C.
(AP) ...He definitely has an amazing concept of grace.
WORSE, IT WAS THE WRONG ONE: "One-Legged Suspect Caught with One Stolen
Shoe" -- AP headline
DID YOU FIND an error? See http://www.thisistrue.com/errata.html
TEN YEARS AGO IN TRUE: A new class of bigotry? http://thisistrue.com/6744
And don't forget http://i.thisistrue.com for a new story every day on
your iPhone, BlackBerry, Android, or other web-enabled phone!
BONZER WEB SITE OF THE WEEK: http://www.kayak.com -- Kayak. Simply the
best way to find a flight on the Internet. I travel most every week,
and this site has more search features, reaches more airlines, and
finds better flights than anything else out there. The key is they
don't sell flights directly, so they aren't beholden to the airlines.
You can search by departure time, arrival time, include nearby airports
and use flexible dates. You can filter by airline or frequent flier
program, while excluding connections, redeyes, and small planes. Best
of all, the interface is slick and fast, so you don't have reenter a
bunch of information when you tweak your travel plans. Don't believe
it? Kayak will even launch the other travel search engines with your
details so you can compare! (TC)
-- Bonzer Sites archive: http://www.BonzerSites.com
THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Comic-Con founder Shel Dorf. For
the full story see http://www.HonoraryUnsubscribe.com/shel_dorf.html
HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE ARCHIVE: http://www.HonoraryUnsubscribe.com
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01) Rain of Fire outdoor lecture (Nov. 7 at 7:00 p.m.)
The first of my popular outdoor "Desert Skies" Lecture Series occurs at 7:00 p.m. on Saturday, November 7, at the Anza-BorregoDesertVisitorCenter outdoor amphitheater. This program will look at the origins and viewing techniques for both the upcoming Leonids and Geminids meteor showers.
02) Sunday Stargazing at the Springs(Sunday, November 8; 6:30 p.m.)
We'll start with a light dinner and your choice of beverages followed by a fun-filled preview of the October night sky, then it's out to the AstronomyPark and Observatory for some great telescope viewing of the desert sky (weather permitting). No RV is necessary to join the fun!
This month's program is titled Home Star City, in which we'll stroll along the Milky Way—from the nearest of stars and nebulae to the most distant stellar clusters of our galaxy—and witness some of the most remarkable sights anywhere.
From November 12-15, one of the biggest astronomical weekends in San DiegoCounty occurs in Borrego Springs, California's first International Dark Sky Community. The weekend's stargazing activities are free (except for lodging, of course) but some of the seminars are not. For details on this terrific event and to register, visit: http://www.rtmcastronomyexpo.org/nightfall.htm
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04) Autumn Stargazing (Nov. 21, 10-11:30 a.m.)
Join me for a fun morning of learning about the sky. You’ll learn how to read a star map, how to use your eyes like a pro, and how to find those seemingly impossible star patterns that have eluded you all your life! Advanced registration is required. For more information or to register, please call 760.767.3052 or visit http://www.abdnha.org/
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05) Desert Sky Photography for Beginnersclass (Nov. 21, 12-7 p.m.)
If you enjoy photography and are fascinated by the dramatic desert sky, this full-day workshop is for you! In the classroom you'll learn how to capture the desert at sunset and dusk, shoot the stars, planets and constellations, create time-lapse and moonlight shots. And then, in the evening (weather permitting), you’ll have an opportunity to try your hand at shooting from a beautiful moonlit desert location. To learn more or to register, call 760.767.4063 or visit http://theabf.org/event/astronomy/clone_desert_sky_photography_beginners
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06) City Sky Photography class (Nov. 22, 2-7 p.m.)
Many of my night sky photography classes are taught in the mountains or deserts where the sky is dark and pristine, but what if you want to learn some tricks for shooting the city sky from the city? That's where an exciting new class comes in. Sponsored by Oceanside Photo & Telescope and Canon USA, "Into the Night"
"Into The Night" Sunday, November 22nd, 2PM - 7PM OPT Underground Gallery in Oceanside $20.
Canon, who is graciously sponsoring this event, will provide demonstration equipment for attendee use, but the selection and quantity will be limited and should not be expected to take the place of your own equipment. Please be sure to bring your own camera and tripod (DSLR camera preferred).
Space is limited to the first 100 registrants, and reservations are required. Please RSVP to cameras@..., noting both your contact information and the number of registrants (including yourself). For more information about this event, you can call 1.800.483.6287 or send an email to cameras@...
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07) Borrego Springs Starry Starry Nights photos
How many communities can boast of an entire festival and parade celebrating its dark night skies! If you weren't able to visit Borrego Springs during our recent Borrego Days Desert Festival—for which yours truly was honored as the Grand Marshal—you can see some photos here: http://www.dennismammana.com/presentations/events.htm
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FATHER OF THE YEAR: A man was arrested in a hospital in Ogden, Utah,
after allegedly groping a nurse. Adam Jay Manning, 30, wasn't a patient
at the McKay-Dee Hospital: he had brought his girlfriend there to give
birth to his child. Manning looked "up and down" at the nurse and told
her "how attractive she was, how cute she was," said police spokesman
Lt. Loring Draper. The nurse ignored him, but he tried to massage her
shoulders and then grabbed her breast, Draper said. She pulled away,
but Manning kept after her and allegedly grabbed her again. "After the
second time, the nurse asked what he was doing," Draper said. His
girlfriend "responded he was just drunk." That's when the nurse called
police. Manning has been charged with forcible sexual abuse, a felony
which calls for 1-15 years in prison. "He says he doesn't remember any
of it," said his public defender. "He still hasn't seen his child."
(Ogden Standard-Examiner, Salt Lake Tribune) ...It might be better for
the kid if he never does.
POLITICS AS USUAL: Reynolds Smith, Jr. has been named to the Mobile
County (Ala.) Democratic Executive Committee, announced state party
Chairman Joe Turnham in a press release. Smith would have been 84 years
old had he not died nearly a year before his appointment. Party
officials blame outdated records for the gaffe, but that's far from the
only contention in the matter. Another appointee, Ed Kahalley Sr.,
refuses to serve, noting Turnham is "part of the problem, not the
solution," and two members of the previous committee have filed a
lawsuit to keep the new committee from being seated, even though they
were held over. (Mobile Press-Register) ...Wait, I'm confused: is
giving dead people the vote "part of the problem, or part of the
solution"?
SHE SAID, WHO SAID? "She came at my client with the stiletto [heeled
shoe] and my client acted accordingly," says attorney Tom DiCaudo. His
client, Chetania Davis, 22, a stripper in Akron, Ohio, had a dispute
with a new dancer. Davis was allegedly upset with the new dancer, Jo
Nolan, 52, who had started work at the club that day, because Davis
thought she'd lure regular customers away from her. After angry words,
Nolan allegedly came at Davis wielding her shoe, and Davis, who was
eight months pregnant, grabbed the shoe and whacked Nolan over the head
with it. Nolan suffered lacerations that took seven surgical staples to
close. Assistant Prosecutor Norman Schroth called it a "he said, she
said" case, and offered Davis a plea bargain: one year of probation.
She accepted to "put all of this behind her," DiCaudo said. (Akron
Beacon Journal) ...A pregnant stripper and a 52-year-old first-day
stripper have a "he said, she said" argument and she wants to put it
behind her? But this would make great reality series!
ZERO COMMON SENSE: Matthew Whalen, 17, a senior at Lansingburgh (N.Y.)
High School, is an honors student, an Eagle Scout, and wants to attend
the U.S. military academy at West Point. He has already completed an
Army basic training course and serves in the National Guard, and was
given an award for saving a life. When school officials interrogated
him about a report that he "carries a knife," he said the only knife he
has is one with a 1-1/2" blade in a survival pack in his car. "They
asked me to show it to them," Whalen said. "I didn't realize it was
going to be a problem. I knew it wasn't illegal -- my police chief
grandfather gave the knife to me." His car was in the school's parking
lot, and "the principal even admitted that I had no intent to use the
knife, that I had no accessibility to the knife," but he was still
suspended for "possession" of a "weapon" on campus per the school's
zero tolerance policy. The school also called police, but officers
refused to press charges. After a district superintendent review of the
5-day suspension, it was boosted to 20 days. "He's lucky that he didn't
have a bayonet in the car," said his police chief grandfather. "He's a
National Guardsman for God's sake." (Troy Record) ...How will kids ever
learn to think when school officials can't master doing it themselves?
REVENGE OF THE URSIDAE: "Ice-Skating Bear Kills Circus Head" -- London
(England) Times headline
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I found this ZT story -- and actually laughed out loud when I read the
tagline. Maybe you will too: http://thisistrue.com/6734
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your iPhone, BlackBerry, Android, or other web-enabled phone!
THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Qian Xuesen, an engineering
genius who helped establish the U.S. space program (and the Jet
Propulsion Laboratory), but was then callously thrown away by the
government for ridiculous reasons, much to the U.S.'s detriment. For
the full story see http://www.HonoraryUnsubscribe.com/qian_xuesen.html
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OLIVER TWISTED: Colton Harris-Moore, 18, is suspected in around 50
burglaries around the Seattle, Wash., metropolitan area in the last 18
months. He's also a fugitive after escaping from a halfway house after
one of his many convictions. Whenever a burglary victim -- or the
police -- spot him, Harris-Moore, who is typically barefoot, runs into
the woods and disappears. He grew up in the woods, and apparently knows
how to hide in them. Police are especially worried about a new crime
trend, which they think is being committed by Harris-Moore: airplane
theft. Several small planes have been taken in recent months from
hangars, where investigators have found bare footprints; all the planes
were found crash-landed. His mother, Pam Kohler, doesn't find much
wrong with her boy's activities. In fact, considering he doesn't know
how to fly a plane, he's doing pretty well, she says. "I hope to hell
he stole those airplanes," she told a reporter. "I would be so proud.
But put in there that I want him to wear a parachute next time." Locals
seem to think the hoodlum is some sort of folk hero for avoiding
capture, but police say they don't have the manpower to hunt him over a
huge area for simple property crimes. (Seattle Times) ...Let's see what
they all have to say when an empty plane crash-lands in a fireball at a
school, while a barefooted felon hanging from a parachute watches.
MR. BUMBLE LIVES: In 2002, attorney Constantine Xinos sued to prevent the
building of a new public library in Oak Brook, Ill. The lawsuit failed,
and he also lost his bid to be elected to the village board. But he's
quite supportive of staff layoffs at the library due to budget
shortfalls. During a public meeting, Sydney Sabbagha, 11, spoke against
the cutbacks. "I used to go to the library knowing there were people
there to help me find a book," the girl told the village board. "It
will never be the same without the people you fired." Xinos, 69, spoke
for the other side: "Those who come up here with tears in their eyes
talking about the library, put your money where your mouth is," he
fumed. He characterized the girl's remarks as "whining" punctuated by
"crocodile tears," and said the town had to "stop indulging people in
their hobbies" and "their little, personal, private wants." When asked
later about his gruff treatment of an 11-year-old, Xinos -- who
escorted a reporter into his gated community in his Mercedes for the
interview -- confirmed he "wanted that kid to lose sleep that night."
Xinos was successful in his previous bid to stop a city project: a
senior housing complex. "I don't want to live next to poor people," he
said at the time. "I don't want poor people in my town." (Arlington
Heights Daily Herald) ...Funny, but Xinos sounds like one of the
poorest people in the world.
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE: Brenda and Robert Vale, architects who
specialize in sustainability, are professors at the Victoria University
in Wellington, New Zealand. The title of their new book summarizes
their latest thesis: "Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to
Sustainable Living". The Vales argue that a Toyota Land Cruiser and a
medium-size dog have approximately equal "footprints" on the planet's
ecology; a typical cat, they say, has an eco-footprint equivalent to a
Volkswagen Golf automobile. "Once you see where cats and dogs fit in
your overall balance of things," Mr. Vale said, "you might decide to
have the cat but not also to have the two cars and the three
bathrooms." (Timaru Herald) ...Hey, back off! One of those bathrooms is
for the dog!
FREAK OF NOMENCLATURE, LITERARY DIVISION: The Barnes & Noble bookseller
chain wants to compete with Amazon.com's Kindle electronic book reader.
The newly announced B&N device is called the Nook eBook Reader. (Wall
Street Journal) ...And really, no one on the development team said the
name out loud before launch?
HOLD YOUR TONGUE! "Man Accused of Biting Neighbor on the Mouth" -- Macomb
(Ga.) Daily headline
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TEN YEARS AGO IN TRUE: CBS comes up with exciting new reality TV series,
"Survivor": http://thisistrue.com/6723 (Be sure to click on the next
story, too, about Fox's response to the idea.) And don't forget
http://i.thisistrue.com for a new story every day on your iPhone,
BlackBerry, Android, or other web-enabled phone!
BONZER WEB SITE OF THE WEEK: http://xkcd.com -- xkcd. The artwork makes
"Dilbert" look like a masterpiece. But the content? Spectacular. xkcd
is an online comic. The unpronounceable title doesn't mean anything;
author Randall Munroe, who formerly worked at NASA, uses his geeky eye
to look at love and life -- especially online or geeky life. Frequently
the joke relies on advanced knowledge of mathematics, programming
languages, or unix-based computers, and if you get the joke, you'll
probably laugh. And enough do that he and his roommate make a living
from it. The comic's attitude is well summarized by the "Warning" that
appears on each page: "Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong
language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which
may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be
unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)." Tip: "hover" your mouse over each
comic (including the sample in the Bonzer archive) for a pop-up extra
joke or inside comment. (RC)
-- Bonzer Sites archive: http://www.BonzerSites.com
THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Ted Sizer, who decried schools'
"standardized testing" and creation of "docile minds" when they SHOULD
be about "learning to use one's mind well." For the full story see
http://www.HonoraryUnsubscribe.com/ted_sizer.html
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SO THERE: Racing fans descending on the Bathurst 1000 four-day auto race
in New South Wales, Australia, were getting out of hand, so a strict
limit on alcohol was imposed: each attendee was restricted to 24 cans
of full-strength beer, or 36 cans of mid-strength or light beer -- per
day. Those who don't drink beer could bring either 24 cans of pre-mixed
cocktails, or 4 liters of wine, per day. (Australian AP) ...So for
once, race fans had a good reason to bring their youngsters along.
CHEESECAKE: Eric Brewer, 55, mayor of East Cleveland, Ohio, was incensed
when a local TV station aired photos purportedly of him in various
poses wearing women's lingerie and a wig. He was particularly upset
that the photos hit just before the election, where he was running to
retain his seat, but Brewer would not admit or deny that the photos
were of him. After the election -- which he lost by a 2-1 margin -- he
admitted in a TV interview, "That is me in those pictures." When the
interviewer commented, "No offense, but you weren't the best-looking
woman," Brewer replied, "To the lady I was with, I looked great. We had
a good time." (Cleveland Plain Dealer) ...Had he had the guts to say
that before the election, he might have been re-elected.
THE STATE ALWAYS WINS: During a court appearance, Paul W. Lyle, 63,
learned he won the grand prize in the Kansas Lottery "second chance"
drawing, with a prize package worth about $90,000. But he won't
collect: Lyle was in court in Crawford County, Mo., for a preliminary
hearing for embezzlement. Lyle pleaded guilty to stealing $87,750 from
his employer to fuel his addiction to state lottery tickets -- his boss
found $30,457 worth of losing scratch-off lottery tickets in his desk.
Lyle agreed to sign over the prize as part of his restitution for his
theft, but the prize won't cover it all, since Kansas withholds part of
the money won for taxes. (Joplin Globe) ...Can he take a deduction for
the 30,457 losing tickets?
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD: "Can you hurry this up?" demanded Trammel
Bledsoe, 30, interrupting U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel. "I
don't have time for this." Bledsoe was in Stengel's Allentown, Penn.,
courtroom for sentencing after being convicted of two bank robberies.
"Just sentence me and let me go [about] my business." Stengel called a
brief recess, and then came back and issued his sentence: 41 years in
prison. (Allentown Morning Call) ...I'll bet he won't be satisfied, and
will be in a hurry to get out, too.
SORRY -- IT MAKES ME A BIT GASSY: "Bag of Cocaine 'Shot Out' of Suspect's
Body at St. Lucie County Gas Station When He Relaxed, Deputies Say" --
Fort Pierce (Fla.) Tribune headline
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together? Only in Florida: http://thisistrue.com/6712 (be sure to see
the next story just after that, too). And don't forget to visit
http://i.thisistrue.com for a new story every day on your iPhone,
BlackBerry, Android, or other web-enabled phone!
BONZER WEB SITE OF THE WEEK: http://www.LiveScience.com -- Live Science.
From roof tiles that change color to save energy, to a fan with no
blades, to dimples on a golf ball, to the electric fish with dimmer
switches, Live Science delivers stories and videos in categories as
wide as Space, Animals, Health, Environment, Technology, Culture,
History... even "Strange News" -- and the Top 10 Mad Scientists of all
time. You'll leave with a bucketload of "Did You Know?"s sure to be
great conversation starters.
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THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Richard Whitcomb. If you've ever
flown in a jet, you've benefitted from Whitcomb's contributions. For
the full story see http://www.HonoraryUnsubscribe.com
AND SO LONG to comedian Soupy Sales, dead October 22 in a hospice from
multiple health issues. He was 83.
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FREAK OF NOMENCLATURE, DELIVERY DIVISION: A UPS delivery driver was
arrested in Daytona Beach, Fla., after allegedly stealing $53,000 worth
of expensive sunglasses he was supposed to deliver, selling them to
friends because he "needed the money," police said. His name: Brandon
Loser, 21. (Daytona Beach News-Journal) ...Add in UPS and their client,
and there's nothing but Losers all around.
JOY RIDE: Two San Juan County, N.M., sheriff's deputies were dispatched
to a report of a drinking party beside a rural state highway. When they
arrived they found cars, a campfire, plenty of empty bottles, but no
people. As the deputies headed back to their cars, one pushed the
"unlock" button on his key fob as he approached his still-running squad
car, and "it was instantaneous from when he hit the remote to the car
door opening," Undersheriff Mark McCloskey said. Someone who had been
hiding in the bushes jumped into the car and sped off. The car's dash
camera shows it was driven at high speeds down dirt roads for about two
minutes before being abandoned. Matthew Anderson, 21, who deputies
found walking nearby, allegedly admitted he had taken the car because
"he thought it would be fun." (Farmington Daily Times) ...If he thinks
that two minutes was fun, wait'll he tries 11 months in the county
lockup.
HE'S JUST NOT HIMSELF THESE DAYS: Police in Regina, Sask., Canada, had a
warrant for the arrest of David William McKay, 28, and went to a house
looking for him. The man who answered the door matched McKay's
description, but the man insisted he wasn't McKay, but admitted knowing
him: McKay was "a badass," he said. The man said his name is Matthew --
but was unable to spell that name. When an officer pointed out that the
man had the name "David McKay" tattooed across his back, the man still
insisted he wasn't McKay. Officers arrested him anyway. It was McKay,
and he was given 45 days in jail for obstructing police. (Regina
Leader-Post) ...Of course, he probably can't spell "David" either.
OVERDRIVE: Police in Italy are showing off their special police car: a
Lamborghini, which they're driving to Amsterdam for a demonstration for
Dutch emergency services. The car is the third of its kind donated by
the manufacturer, and is capable of pursuits at speeds of up to 325 kph
(202 mph). An onboard camera system can record images of speeders, and
a GPS-enabled computer system records speeds second by second. And
there's one other special feature: a "cold box" specifically designed
for human organs. (AP) ...Because while someone may be able to outrun a
Lamborghini, no one can outrun a Beretta.
THERE WERE *NINE* STORIES in this week's Premium edition, including
another "Freak of Nomenclature" item (Gun Safety Division). Shoplifter
gives such a preposterous excuse that the flabbergasted clerk just
watches as she walks out to her car and drives away. Another(!) case of
a couple found by police having sex in a trash dumpster! Burglar is
fairly easy to track down: he's wearing a high-visibility fluorescent
bib. Zero Tolerance in real life: field test of "crystals" in woman's
purse DON'T fail drug test, but cop arrests her anyway -- for
possession of an "imitation controlled substance". AND the results of
the October Tagline Challenge. Quit missing half (or more!) of the best
part: the stories. A full year of expanded issues is just $24:
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MUMPH? "Not Your Garden Variety 'Weedeater': Woman Arrested after Trying
to Eat Pot During Traffic Stop" -- Sheboygan (Wisc.) Press headline
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TEN YEARS AGO IN TRUE: Randy's take on the anniversary of the UPC bar
code. http://thisistrue.com/6708 -- And don't forget to visit
http://i.thisistrue.com for a new story every day on your iPhone,
BlackBerry, Android, or other web-enabled phone!
THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Heather Christensen -- a teacher
whose actions may have saved the lives of dozens of students. For the
full story see http://www.HonoraryUnsubscribe.com
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Make plans now to join us in beautiful Borrego Springs for the upcoming 44th Annual Borrego Days Desert Festival. To help celebrate our recent designation as California's first International Dark Sky Community, our Festival and parade theme this year is Starry Starry Nights, for which yours truly will be the Grand Marshal. To learn more about the many exciting Festival events, visit: http://www.borregospringschamber.com/BorregoDays/
Astronomy on the Web, on TV and in the sky 01)Hubble's Servicing Missionon PBS' NOVA (October 13) 02) Amazing zoomable poster of 50 years of space exploration
Some fun programs coming up this next week: 03)One People, One Sky! photo exhibition opening reception (Friday, October 16) 04) Desert Stargazing for Beginners class (Saturday, October 17) 05) Sunday Stargazing at the Springs (Sunday, October 18)
01)Hubble's Servicing Missionon PBS' NOVA (October 13)
In May, a team of astronauts visited the Hubble Space Telescope to install new instruments and make repairs. For two years leading up to Servicing Mission 4, filmmakers from the PBS documentary show NOVA followed the mission, capturing the adventure from astronaut training to spacewalks. "Hubble's Amazing Rescue" premieres at 8 p.m. Oct. 13 on PBS. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/hubble/. Check your local listings for times and channels.
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02) Amazing zoomable poster of 50 years of space exploration
National Geographic has put together a really nice zoomable poster on the history of robotic space exploration. It looks a little psychedelic from a distance, but zoom right in and follow the different missions to the various locations in our solar system, and see where the missions currently underway — like New Horizons, on its way to Pluto, and the venerable Voyagers that we hear from occasionally–are presently located. http://books.nationalgeographic.com/map/map-day/index
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03) One People, One Sky!photo exhibition opening reception (Friday, October 16; 5:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m.)
After successful runs in France, India, Italy, South Africa, Korea, Chile, Algeria and other exotic venues, this stunning photographic exhibition comes to Borrego Springs, California. It presents the world's great landmarks against the backdrop of stars, planets and celestial events, attesting to the truly unified nature of Earth as a planet. Featured in this show are unique images from TWAN (http://www.twanight.org), an international team of 29 of the most highly-acclaimed night sky photographers, including yours truly as one of only seven team members from the U.S. Join us for the exciting opening reception at 5 p.m. on Friday, October 16. For more information, email (kaylevie@...) or call Kay Levie at 760.767.5252 or visit: http://www.dennismammana.com/presentations/exhibitions.htm#TWAN_BAI_EXHIBITION
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04) Desert Stargazing for Beginners class (Saturday, October 17; 12:30 p.m. - 8:30 p.m.)
This full-day class is designed for beginning stargazers interested in exploring the enjoyable and mind-expanding hobby of amateur astronomy, and includes telescope viewing of some of the wonders of the desert sky (weather permitting). Advanced registration is required. For more information or to register, call 760.767.4063 or visit http://www.dennismammana.com/presentations/courses.htm#DESERT_STARGAZING_FOR_BEGINNERS
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05) Sunday Stargazing at the Springs(Sunday, October 18; 6:30 p.m.)
We'll start with a light dinner and your choice of beverages followed by a fun-filled preview of the October night sky, then it's out to the AstronomyPark and Observatory for some great telescope viewing of the desert sky (weather permitting). No RV is necessary to join the fun!
This month's program is titled Giant Worlds of Gas, in which we'll gaze outward toward the giant planets that now appear in our evening sky--Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune--and even beyond, toward some of the stars that are home to their own planetary systems.
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ZERO TOLERANCE, CAREGIVER DIVISION: The first Sally Harpold knew there
was a problem was when sheriff's deputies showed up at her home in
Clinton, Ind., with a warrant for her arrest. But the evidence was
clear: four months before, her husband had gotten a cold, and she went
to the drugstore and got him some over-the-counter cold medicine. A few
days later her daughter caught the cold, so Harpold stopped at another
drugstore and got her some medicine too. Once the purchase paperwork
was matched up, authorities realized she had committed the crime of
buying 3.6 grams of pseudoephedrine, an ingredient of crystal meth, but
also a common decongestant for runny noses. "The law does not make this
distinction," says Vermillion County Prosecutor Nina Alexander. "I'm
simply enforcing the law as it was written." State law limits purchases
to 3.0 grams in any 7-day period. Harpold was taken away in handcuffs,
and her local newspaper ran her mug shot on the front page with the
headline, "17 Arrested in Drug Sweep". She faces up to 60 days in jail
and a $500 fine. "It's unfortunate," said Vigo County Sheriff Jon
Marvel, whose deputies made the arrest. "But for the good of everyone,
the law was put into effect." (Terre Haute Tribune-Star) ...Not
"everyone" agrees, sheriff.
ZERO TOLERANCE, BABYSITTER DIVISION: Lisa Snyder lives near a school bus
stop in Middleville, Mich. A couple of neighbors need to head for work
before the bus arrives, so Snyder said she would be happy to keep an
eye on their kids until the bus arrives. But when the Michigan
Department of Human Services heard about it, they ordered her to stop:
watching someone else's kids makes her home an "unlicensed daycare
facility" in the state's eyes. To comply with its rules, she must apply
for a license to watch the kids -- even though she doesn't charge
anything. "It's crazy," Snyder said. "I'm just helping out a couple of
friends." She asked State Rep. Brian Calley for help, but when he
called DHS they told him to bug off. He has promised legislation to
deal with the problem. (Kalamazoo Gazette) ...Hopefully he'll make it
retroactive to help the hundreds of 16-year-olds who are already doing
hard time.
DUHTENTION AGAIN? A bomb threat called in to an answering machine at the
Bundaberg State High School in Queensland, Australia, resulted in the
evacuation of 75 classrooms full of students. But it was fairly easy
for authorities to trace the call: the caller asked school officials to
phone him back to confirm they got the message -- and left his number.
Aaron James Jackson, 21, a former student at the school, left his real
number, but denied making the threat until police played the tape with
his voice on it. (Bundaberg News Mail) ...Of course, "former student"
is different from "graduate" -- I hope.
BONNE CHANCE: French essayist Francois de Closets has issued a new book,
"Zero Faute" ("No Fault"), calling for the French language to be
simplified. He said he was so dejected by low marks in school that he
nearly didn't attend university. As debate over the book's suggestions
raged, the country's new education minister, Luc Chatel, decided to
weigh in via press release. Journalists who received the release say it
has "dozens" of spelling and grammar errors. When word got out,
reporters who weren't on the distribution list called for souvenir
copies of their own, but were told there would be a delay because "a
few changes" were being made to it first. (London Telegraph) ...C'est
la vie.
I THINK SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH: "Fort Pierce Woman Throws Table Leg Through
Window, Chokes Boyfriend When He Won't Buy Her More Natural Ice Beer,
Police Say" -- Fort Pierce (Fla.) Tribune headline
DID YOU FIND an error? See http://www.thisistrue.com/errata.html
TEN YEARS AGO IN TRUE: Doctors envision a voice-activated pacemaker, but
I envision problems: http://thisistrue.com/6689 -- And don't forget
http://i.thisistrue.com for a new story every day on your iPhone,
BlackBerry, Android, or other web-enabled phone!
BONZER WEB SITE OF THE WEEK: http://www.UrbanDictionary.com -- Urban
Dictionary. Sometimes a slang phrase or word so eloquently captures the
precise meaning you were trying to convey you think it really should be
added to the dictionary. Well now it has, kind of -- in the Urban
Dictionary. So next time you are boarding your flight and encounter the
fool moving the opposite way to everyone else in the aisle to stash an
extra piece of baggage in someone else's overhead, you will know that
they are correctly called an "aisle salmon". You will know when you
look at the word Rachel on your biceps (and your new girlfriend is
Kathy) you feel "tattoo remorse". The Urban Dictionary is great for
looking up chat room shorthand like GTG, PMSL, and XD. With over 4
million definitions great search facility and a "word of the day", this
is a really fun resource. (ME)
-- Bonzer Sites archive: http://www.BonzerSites.com
THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Sheldon Kaplan, who adapted a
military device for civilian use to save thousands of lives. For the
full story see http://www.HonoraryUnsubscribe.com
COPYRIGHT 2009 by Randy Cassingham
Make plans now to join us in beautiful Borrego Springs for our upcoming 44th Annual Borrego Days Desert Festival. To help celebrate our recent designation as California's first International Dark Sky Community, our Festival and parade theme this year is Starry Starry Nights, for which yours truly will be the Grand Marshal. To learn more about the many exciting Festival events, visit: http://www.borregospringschamber.com/BorregoDays/ More on this next week.
Some fun programs coming up this next week: 01) Celestial Overnight in the Anza-BorregoDesert (Sat/Sun., October 10/11) 02) A Celestial Time Machineat Borrego Springs Resort (October 15) 03) One People, One Sky! photographic exhibition opening reception (Friday, October 16) 04) Desert Stargazing for Beginners class (Saturday, October 17) 05) Sunday Stargazing at the Springs (Sunday, October 18)f For a complete list of upcoming programs, visit: http://www.dennismammana.com/presentations.htm
Astronomy on the Web, on TV and in the sky 06) White House Star Party tonight (Wednesday, October 7) 07) Collision with the moon (Friday, October 9) 08) ISS passes over Southern California this week at dawn
Join me for some exciting Cosmic Adventures: 09) See the Northern Lights... from Norway! (Nov 9-17, 2009) 10) African cosmic safari & annular eclipse (Jan 8-19, 2010) 11) Total solar eclipse cruise... to Paradise! (Jun 28 -- Jul 12, 2010)
Or journey with other terrific lecturers: 12) Art, Astronomy & History in Paris (Sept. 17-24, 2009) 13) Easter Island & the Grand Patagonia Sunset Total Eclipse (July 3-12, 2010) 14) The Grand Patagonia Sunset Total Solar Eclipse (July 6-13, 2010)
One additional note... if you've never been to the Anza-BorregoDesert--or even if you have--join Huell Howser on a fun desert Road Trip. For more information, visit: http://www.calgold.com/roadtrip/Default.asp?Series=100&Show=1074 and be sure to tune into your local California PBS station this week:
Thursday, Oct. 8th - 8:00 p.m. PDT on KPBS, San Diego Thursday, Oct. 10th - 7:00 p.m. PDT on KCET, Los Angeles Thursday, Oct. 15th - 7:00 p.m. PDT on KVIE, Sacramento
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01)Overnight Campout in the Anza-BorregoDesert (Sat/Sun., October 10/11)
Time's running out! With the desert weather at its most spectacular, this is a great time to gaze deeply into a clear, dark desert sky and reach up to capture the stars. If this is something you've always wanted to do, here's an event you won't want to miss! Join me on a fun overnight campout and a fascinating tour of the heavens with eye and telescope. And photography buffs will enjoy trying their hand at creating beautiful nighttime sky portraits with only camera and tripod. (http://www.californiaoverland.com/celestial-popup.html)
Weekend includes exciting excursion into the Borrego Badlands with an expert guide and storyteller, all camping gear, gourmet chuck wagon dinner and full hot breakfast the next morning. All you need to bring is your curiosity and sense of adventure!
02) A Celestial Time Machine at Borrego Springs Resort (October 15)
Nothing in the heavens appears as it is now. All is an illusion--a vision of ages long past. Join us for a truly inspiring voyage of discovery--to other places and other times--some so distant that the light we see began its journey long before humans walked the face of planet Earth. This is a journey you won't soon forget! http://www.dennismammana.com/presentations/lectures.htm#COSMIC_TIME_MACHINE
This terrific package at the Borrego Springs Resort includes: one night's deluxe accommodations (10-15-2009), indoor slide program followed by naked-eye and telescope viewing with expert amateur astronomers (weather permitting), buffet dinner, transportation to viewing site, celestial party refreshments, all tax and gratuity. Non-hotel packages are also available.
03) One People, One Sky! photographic exhibition opening reception (Friday, October 16; 5:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m.)
After successful runs in France, India, Italy, South Africa, Korea, Chile, Algeria and other exotic venues, this stunning photographic exhibition comes to Borrego Springs, California. It presents the world's great landmarks against the backdrop of stars, planets and celestial events, attesting to the truly unified nature of Earth as a planet. Featured in this show are unique images from TWAN (http://www.twanight.org), an international team of 29 of the most highly-acclaimed night sky photographers, including yours truly as one of only seven team members from the U.S. Join us for the exciting opening reception at 5 p.m. on Friday, October 16. For more information, email (kaylevie@...) or call Kay Levie at 760.767.5252 or visit: http://www.dennismammana.com/presentations/exhibitions.htm#TWAN_BAI_EXHIBITION
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04) Desert Stargazing for Beginners class (Saturday, October 17; 12:30 p.m. - 8:30 p.m.)
This full-day class is designed for beginning stargazers interested in exploring the enjoyable and mind-expanding hobby of amateur astronomy, and includes telescope viewing of some of the wonders of the desert sky (weather permitting). Advanced registration is required. For more information or to register, call 760.767.4063 or visit http://www.dennismammana.com/presentations/courses.htm#DESERT_STARGAZING_FOR_BEGINNERS
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05) Sunday Stargazing at the Springs (Sunday, October 18; 6:30 p.m.)
We'll start with a light dinner and your choice of beverages followed by a fun-filled preview of the October night sky, then it's out to the AstronomyPark and Observatory for some great telescope viewing of the desert sky (weather permitting). No RV is necessary to join the fun!
This month's program is titled Giant Worlds of Gas, in which we'll gaze outward toward the giant planets that now appear in our evening sky--Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune--and even beyond, toward some of the stars that are home to their own planetary systems.
Before dawn on Friday morning, October 9, you can watch a pair of spacecraft crash into the moon. The purposeful impacts are the climax of NASA's LCROSS mission to unearth signs of water in lunar soil. If you've got a decent sized telescope--10 or 12 inches or so--you might give it a shot. To read more about this once-in-a-lifetime viewing opportunity, visit: http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2009/05oct_lcrossvg.htm?list717892 and http://www.spaceweather.com/ If you don't have a telescope sufficient to watch the show, visit NASA-TV (http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html) and enjoy it online or on TV beginning around 3:15 a.m. PDT.
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08) ISS passes over Southern California this weekend at dawn
The International Space Station (ISS) will make series of brilliant flybys over Southern California--and many other locations--at dawn this weekend and early next week.
09) See the Northern Lights... from Norway! (Nov 9-17, 2009)
Cross the Arctic Circle with me as our ship, the MS Midnatsol, coasts along the richest archipelago in Norway--up to latitude 69ˇăN. During our remarkable journey from Kirkenes to Bergen we'll check out the heavens each night to seek out and photograph the mystical dancing colors of the aurora borealis--the northern lights. This is sure to be ONE POPULAR TRIP! For more information and full itinerary, call 877.707.7827 or 408.279.5589 (Pacific time), or visit:http://www.melitatrips.com/norway/
Join me and "Astronomy" magazine Editor David Eicher for an exciting trip into the bush of Africa, for a remarkable safari and an even more remarkable annular eclipse of the sun. For more information on what is already becoming a very popular trip, call 877.707.7827 or 408.279.5589 (Pacific time), or visit: http://www.melitatrips.com/africa/index.html
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11) Total solar eclipse cruise... to Paradise! (Jun 28 - Jul 12, 2010) (WAITING LIST NOW BEING FILLED)
Join me and "Astronomy" magazine Senior Editor Rich Talcott in the glorious South Pacific as we explore the magnificent Marquesas Islands and the Tuamotus on a state-of-the art freighter, the Aranui III. In the balmy South Pacific evenings, we'll turn your gaze skyward--toward the exquisite Southern Cross and the spectacular Southern Milky Way, and on July 11 toward the great total solar eclipse--the most remarkable sky show you've ever seen! Space is VERY limited. For more details on this rapidly booking trip, call 877.707.7827 or 408.279.5589 (Pacific time), or visit: http://www.melitatrips.com/marquesas/index.html
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12) Art, Astronomy & History in Paris (Sept.. 17-24, 2009)
Join astronomy historian Dr. William Sheehan--author ofMARS: Lure of the Red Planet and In Search of Vulcan--for seven nights in Paris, and an incredible art, astronomy, and art history vacation. In addition to visiting the historic Meudon Observatories during the week of the Soci¨¦t¨¦ Astronomique de France and International Astronomical Union's celebration of Mars observations, you'll experience all things French: food and wine, Gothic cathedrals, sun-dappled paths, vineyards and villages, art, history and science. For more information and full itinerary, call 877.707. 7827 or 408.279.5589 (Pacific time), or visit: http://www.melitatrips.com/france
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13) Easter Island & the Grand Patagonia Sunset Total Eclipse (July 3-12, 2010)
From Easter Island's mysterious solitudes, where you'll pass among heads frozen in time and forever as inscrutable as their long-vanished makers, you'll journey in imagination to the star-studded entrails of the Southern Hemisphere sky. Then to the Patagonian steppes, fjords, and soaring peaks, you'll travel in the footsteps of Charles Darwin to view the remarkable total solar eclipse--at sunset! For more information and full itinerary, call 877.707.7827 or 408.279.5589 (Pacific time), or visit: http://www.melitatrips.com/easterisland/index.html
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14) The Grand Patagonia Sunset Total Solar Eclipse (July 6-13, 2010)
Few places on Earth are more beautiful than Patagonia and Buenos Aires. And tie that in with a spectacular sunset total solar eclipse from El Calafate, and the journey is one you'll never forget. For more information and full itinerary, call 877.707.7827 or 408.279.5589 (Pacific time), or visit: http://www.melitatrips.com/patagonia/index.html