Hey Trad..... Howz "The Great Brandoni" getting along now? Lets have some good news, Daddy!? Tonsils shrinking? Talked the Doc out of it? Yeesss! Say its so?...
Tell him Uncle Jeffers is coming over and bringing my my long nosed pliers. That ought to get a reaction out of him. I got my son to stop crying over a skinned...
... shaking ... cut ... You sound just like my mom. "WEllllll. thats just awful. We'll have to amputate!" I don't know if I want you getting my splinters out...
I was watching Saturday morning cartoon with the kids and a commercial comes on: A climber with a red helmet is inching up a granite face. He pulls up on a...
Hey Bubba, do me a favor willya? Send me an e-mail with a number of e-mail addy for Cap'n Carl. Need to see if we can hook up and get out to the mountains, us...
Three ropes walk in to a bar, a Mammut, a Bluewater, and a PMI The Mammut rope says " i'll go get us a couple of beers." So the Mammut rope goes up to the...
Andy, I saw a girl walking to the cliffs with a toothbrush the other day. I am guessing it was to clean the route? I don't know alot about it yet but I know...
... other ... about ... I ... much ... I have never seen a toothbrush used outdoors. Climbers use them at my gym here in Evansville to clean chalk from holds....
Ouch. Thats gotta hurt. Sorry you-uns got bopped in the face... or anywheres else for that matter. Be careful out there. It does help me to understand the...
It sucked getting hit in the darn face. Man, that hold was BOMBER! It just peeled, was really soft. I was thankful for the bloody lip cause I still had all...
On Friday cause I gots to work on Sunday! I want y'all to know I have been working harder at this climbing thing. I am being diligent and trying to improve. I...
... have ... and ... in ... to ... moves. ... but ... HAppy mothers day dana! Almost all my moves are negative, that's what takes me so long to get to the top!...
... get ... Thanks Trad! You are a nut. I know y'all prolly grin at the thoughts of the little gal trying to be a climber. But its so much fun! Come with me?...
I have to ask a question and I think I'm having a .... well. one of those kinda moments. What does the expression "launch one" mean? I've never heard it used...
... of ... biscuit! nah. My nextdoor neighbor overheard that conversation and Gene told me what the guy meant. He told me the dude was a real jerkoff and to ...
I have returned from being a gymbie today. Me and my whole family spent nearly the entire day at River Sports in Knoxville climbing. It was wonderful! It was...
Trad! Fix the front page if you can. I am getting ready to put stuff on here AND have linked you to Waterfalls! Make this place presentable. Get that apron on...
... stuff ... OK, OK! I haven't had as much time as like to mess with this site, but I'll get it all done today. I'll try to check out the pix too. Thank you,...
Alrighty then! I fixed the picture and I checked out your photos. Nice gym, although I never thought about using peagravel on the floor for landing on. You...
To all new members: I have noticed in the past few weeks, there have been some new members join Flatlander. I have been super busy, and I'm sorry I haven't...
