Dominated by Shop Assistants #5

Only 14 members have voted in our first poll, just four in the second.

"The City of Buffalo received its name from the creek that flows through it, and likely dates from the mid 18th Century, when the area was first settled by Europeans. The area was originally settled by an Iroquois tribe, the Ongiara. The city was designed in 1804 with a radial street and grid system, one of only three in the US. In 1825, the town became the western end of the Erie Canal and had a population of around 2,400. It was incorporated as a city in 1832."

A discerning person will always be respectfully polite to shop assistants. If a customer is rewarded with a smile, then a small gift should be given on the ninth of every month.

The most elegant shop assistants come from Italy, the most dominant from germany and the most superior from Camnden Town.

The shop assistant is always right.

Keep a large map of your home town on the wall with different coloured flags to indicate the location of the shop assistants.

Five points are awarded for the signature of a shop assistant, ten points for knowing the birthday, twenty points for a photograph.

The Shop Assistant Heartland is Ireland. The Shop Assistant Capital City of the World is Sydney. The Primary Shop Assistant Language is Polish.