From: the Bat
Sent: Monday, May 04, 2009 11:31 AM
To:
deepthoughtsII@yahoogroups.com
Subject: DT Fwd: Go Oklahoma!!!
Mrs. Bat thinks maybe we should move to Oklahoma. She forwarded me the
following.
I always figgered I'd wind up in Muskogee.
>Maybe we should move to Oklahoma!
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>The state law passed today, 37 to 9, had a few liberals in the mix, an
>amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state
>capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake.
>Hey this is a Conservative state, based on Christian values...!
>
>Guess what...We did it anyway.
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>We recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal
>immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from, unless they want to
>get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. Hope
>we didn't send any of them to your state. This was against the advice of
>the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake.
>
>Guess what...we did it anyway.
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>Yesterday we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegals
>to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said
>it was unconstitutional.
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>Guess what...We did it anyway.
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>Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign
>state, not under the Federal Government directives. That, for your
>information, makes Oklahoma and Texas the only states to do so. Guess
>what...more states are likely to follow. Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, both
>Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, just to
>name a few. Should Mississippi act, so will Florida. Save your confederate
>money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again.
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>The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma,
>a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to
>bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a set
>back for the Kennedy's and Ms Pelosi.
>
>Guess what...We did it anyway.
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>By the way, Obama does not like any of this.
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>Guess what...who cares...were doing it anyway.
COOL!!
OK. Where do I get a Green Card. I wanna live in Oklahoma!!
Pete