Hey, listen to this anegdote from dark ages:<br><br>Some guy asks his neighbor: "How many teeth has donkey got?" His neighbor says: "I have no idea. Let's ask ...
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JimB282
Apr 21, 2000 5:05 am
I do not usually mention this, as my morality has changed a lot from then. <br>In my late teens I would go to "yonge peoples" meetings at a number of churches....
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ssts
Apr 19, 2000 6:26 pm
And did those feet in ancient times,<br>trod on America's pastures of green?<br>And did that antrhropocentric God wane with their thoughts and beliefs all ...
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djw777
Apr 19, 2000 1:59 am
The Religious Manual of "How to Change a Light Bulb ."<br><br>*How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?<br><br>None. They always use ...
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djw777
Apr 18, 2000 2:04 am
Cool, we have a poet amoung us!...
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NooKie_FoR_My_CoOKy
NooKie_FoR_M...
Apr 17, 2000 5:06 am
Don’t laugh, don’t look at me with scornful eyes, <br> Don’t sit and smile at my demise, <br> I sit here choking and afraid – <br> I don’t...
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Ganacel
Apr 15, 2000 1:32 am
Groan!!! LOL...
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Ganacel
Apr 15, 2000 1:29 am
I had a friend in college who was a minister in the Church of the Subgenius. He was a hoot. Welcome aboard, Reverend....
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Ganacel
Apr 15, 2000 1:26 am
I agree with the omnicorrect gen-rul. Very clever, alpha.<br><br>I have a good story for you guys. They were offering free lunch at the Baptist center this...
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envy_52
Apr 14, 2000 3:07 pm
I loved this...and despite the fact that my father is religous and i am not, he loved it too...helps to be in a family where cars are a main focal point in the...
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lorestocker
Apr 14, 2000 4:24 am
yep...read the posts and learn....
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necessary_truths
necessary_tr...
Apr 13, 2000 6:31 pm
Oh my! This could be the start of a beautiful religion....
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djw777
Apr 13, 2000 3:53 pm
(How you take this will be a matter of attitude. Some will think it is cute others will see it as blasphemy. Your attitude will interpret the ...
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djw777
Apr 13, 2000 3:48 pm
"Contridictory and incompetent?"<br><br>"Completely debunked?"<br><br>"Evidence of the existance of a diety?"...
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reverenddammit
Apr 13, 2000 1:06 pm
Heaven, feh. Listen, skin puppy, in the words of St. Janor Hypercleats, "By the time you make it to Pink Heaven, you'll be WISHING you were in SubGenius ...
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bestonnet_00
Apr 13, 2000 8:28 am
I say I am god therefore I am god and you must worship me or go to hell.<br><br>I will have those that believe in the christian god sent to hell whilst those ...
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Raj1037
Apr 13, 2000 2:26 am
No, you too.. are wrong. Raj is the LORD according to Raj 22:5 in the book of Raj. Since the book of Raj is inspired by god (like Raj 14:7 says).. it must be...
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lorestocker
Apr 13, 2000 2:24 am
the only demonstrated fools in this forum have been the self proclaimed christians. 1.They have had their infallible document proven to be contradictory and...
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reverenddammit
Apr 12, 2000 3:33 pm
You're both wrong. In fact, you're all wrong. "Bob" is the way. Only "Bob" can help you get Slack. "Bob" will provide not forgiveness for your sins, but a ...
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tnlgirl
Apr 12, 2000 7:21 am
Hi everyone. I just joined the group. I have a lot of curiosity about your views and standpoints. So, I hope to be around fairly often....
Hello, I have recently read some of the recent posts and found many of them to be quite intelligent. I created a club called "Religious Ramifications" a few ...
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JimB282
Apr 6, 2000 3:40 am
I would like you to check your facts please.<br>1st, christians stole christmas! The Saturnalia holiday that marked the beginning of days getting longer and...
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general_zard
Apr 5, 2000 5:51 pm
Now, that is damned good. <br>I meant that to be supportive.<br>(Darned emotional colloquial english.)...
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alphacause
Apr 4, 2000 11:59 pm
Salvation is theirs to sell,<br>Accept it or go to hell,<br>All this goes very well,<br>For the Christian who has something to sell,<br><br>How it all works,...
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general_zard
Apr 3, 2000 5:42 pm
bestonnet,<br>Neat, very Neat. Short. Packs a Punch....
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general_zard
Apr 3, 2000 5:36 pm
A Christian once complained to a friend, "I don't understand how you are so contented with your Atheist beliefs, that you don't proselytize your beliefs?" The ...
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bestonnet_00
Apr 2, 2000 6:49 am
In reality the fool says in his heart there is a god and all those holidays are actually pagan holidays, not chirst-insane holidays...
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djw777
Apr 2, 2000 1:52 am
An atheist complained to a friend because Christians had their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter, and Jews celebrate their<br>national holidays, ...
